Sunday, December 28, 2008

hahahaha

since i got invited to post on class blog i realise our class blog got 14 posts sia

and i got 60

so happy.

LOL bullshit


this will be my 61st post

wa so high

actually no bah


also nothing to high

cept like u go genting highlands

den maybe can high a bit


o ya

i went there



recap ah

*paiseh i no cap. bottle cap jiu you. u wan?*

kk since i got bottle cap just recap bah


errr

went there

highed

came back

short and sweet
just like the person i see in the mirror each morning :D

wonder who sia

cannot be wonder woman

cos i dun nid to wonder can wonder liao

anyway hor

i tink the 7 wonders of the world right

u go there wander around de issit?

like go there

achieve enlightenment

true?

false?

ripleys believe it or not

LOL

anyway dunno why ppl must restrict the wonders to 7 la

7 important number meh

jsut the VIP in the world the fav number ma

that vip happens to be me hahaha

but so many wonders leh

tink not fair to restrict to 7

steal ppl de privilege

den got modern wonder

got ancient wonders

dam chim sia

tink got other forms of the wonders

nid to fill in one

den can register LOL

register actually got alot of meaning sia


like register number

we most shu xi one

hahah

den got high register and low register

high for ppl who are happy most of the time and low for ppl who are emo most of the time

thats bullshit

dun listen to this innocent short and sweet boy

he's lying

on the bed :D

shit

i just lied

im sitting on a chair

shaking it back and forth

omg


dun condemn me please :D

im a innocent short and sweet boy hahahaha

as if right


as if left

that reminds me

ikea got this as it is thing

that they sell maybe display sets of furniture of furniture with defects

but quality also not that bad

can go see see

dun miss it :D

only for a limited time period

no batteries included


try the hot dogs as well. love them :D

Monday, December 15, 2008

i

im back, from other space.. and blah blah blah


that song is nice,

lemme search it :D

meanwhile i'll listen to my collide- howie day

nice song if u ever emo or wad


LOL


but i listen to it its nice :D

and easy to sing along

can bring to kindergarten

thats how u spell kindergarten

:D

the d actually becomes a t after u do some magic


wait. i'll go search the song. brb *this line has actually no significance to you since u can read the next line even though i typed it like 2 hours after this line*

orh

that song is by gloria gaynor :D


nice its called i will survive

hahahah


that famous song that i tink would be so appropriate for survivor

o ya

actually if u haven known, bob the physics teacher won survivor gabon


tink he so freaking deserves it

actually i cheated

before the finale actually aired in singapore i took at peek on wikipedia


hahahahahha cheeky me

oops


it was just a matter of seeing HOW he won it

instead of WHO won it

but it was an interesting finale :D

those who just read the above sentences den haven watch the finale

just act okay

act u didnt read anything

like u cant read

and just cant read

not like the reed of musical instruments

or even the get rid that rid

dun tink i have much to blog

just came to this site to blog about i will survive

haha


good idea to come to blog post leh

bring in a song

except i dun actually quite like ppl who post the lyrics of a particular song they are into currently

LIKE SPOONFEED

AND LIKE WHO BOTHERS?

maybe its just me

like who will bother scanning through the whole lyrics?


so much a waste of time

although it took only a few seconds for the person to copy and paste (wrong wrong wrong)

okay.

enough said

that he was tired

lol

nice link right

when ppl say

"enough said'

den u wonder

who is enough?

what exactly did he say?

maybe its a she?

so i tink it makes more sense

to say

enough said that he or she was tired :D

just like how simon says

wonder how the game of simon says come about sia

like who the hell would tink of such a stupid name for a listening game?

simon.

might as well put lemon

wait. lemme wiki it. perhaps got LEGEND sia

hmm after 5 mins

i regret to say

ive found nothing


its like me singing to the web,


when you say nothing at all,

rain outside my window pouring down


its actually a song

but i cant rmb the title

hahaha not bad a song

possibly why i remembered it


wait lemme switch on my room lights *pro england right there*

okay done

i have light



not bad, can become david cook liao

*eh is this like an old joke, did i say it before? LOL*

tink i did

anyway anyhow, i like archuleta more, even though he cant handle like rock songs

i would say archuleta has songstyle that cook doesnt have and its vice versa :D


okay. i have nothing to do now

and i shall click the orangey orangey

publish post button







p.s. (the ps ah. issit p.s. or p.s stupid periodic thing. dam suck)

im currently at a loss. sorry to disappoint. if i did anyway.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

abcd?

didnt have a ncie title, so just random abcd :D

did you know? abcd can be typed by just ur left hand! :D

powderful leh.

lucky i lefty

hahaha

actually also no much difference.

wait lemme change itunes song

LAO GE AGAIN

WOOOOOO

if ever u all wan listen any laoge

please go listen to guo huo by zhang xin zhe

best lao ge i tink :D

and every1 also know

so u can find ppl

to cuddle up

den hug each other

den sing to the high heavens (heavens dam high)

sing together

try not to blast ur phone

hate those ppl sia

keep dam poser, dam act

blast music dam loud

tink their music dam nice

even if they bo

also must bo lao ge right

bo such bullshit song

esp those bo techno de


shit sia

i last time also got bo guo


lol wa si guo lai ren

:D

paiseh if ppl kanna my shit before

but it wont happen again :D

shit im dam sian now

no, not that sian den wanna go work sian

like most ppl have

actually i tink my holiday quite fulfilling leh

no nid job to fill it up :D

can always go refill

im like out of the house 20 hours per day on average

okay just joking

haha nop im not joking

caught u therer right :P

okay la im joking

hahaha caught u again

hahahahahahhaha

zi high likeiao now :D

like siaoooooo

actually at home also nothing much

just keep playing fun games with bball frens LOL

like slide spongebobslide

dam fun please go try

got direct link for u

by a kind soul like me

here it is :D

http://www.epicwar.com/

ownself go search

LOL

good luck

all the best

have fun

somehow hor

i tink good luck isnt good enough

like good nia leh

so many words btr than good

like excellent

fantastic

fantabulous

bullshit

gigantic


LOL


so i wish ppl is wish all the best

so u have ALL

and not good or some other bullshit

pro me :D

take note ppl

please wish other ppl all the best

:D

and next time

i tink i wanna pick up a flyer job

like u know give out flyer


but i wan mailbox de

no, its not because im anti social

LOL

its because the mailbox one dam interesting

i bet u all see before

this imba guy,


take ruler

plus stack of flyer

den flick flick flick

push push push

all the flyer into the mailbox

dam IMBA LA

i tink i wanan learn

skill sia

but bet he starting like shit

he do fast until shit

i tink its his dayjob la

do until so fast

earn btr than a CEO also dunno. LOL


okay kidding

tink they earn like 100 dollar per hour

but they are dam smart

paid for the brains

tink next time

if ppl wan eat their brain

also difficult la


maybe einstein should have sold his brain on ebay


can grab alot of money sia

bet he will be the ebay top no1 seller

apparently

that day i wanted to finish this post

but i didnt


this post is actually truncated *hahah hurray for maths?* into 2 parts

im posting this on the next day. which would mean i typed it on saturday night but i continued on sunday night


and now im gonna post it

i hope at least

but it all depends on my mood. haha

*dam dua pai right. i know. thanks*

actually hor speaking of mood, u know project runway

they go pick texttile *high class word leh :D not cloth*

is from this place called mood

pro right

too bad i dun own a shop mood

if not i will direct end this post cos i have my mood :D

o ya thought of this just now i tink











i thought of nothing :D genius me hahahaha


o ya

jsut nice this genius

is using a mouse branded genius :D

my mouse the brand is genius . dam fit

and suit

but i no suit. sorry. all return to choir liao LOL

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

nothing to do.

thats what most ppl are doing this holiday.


either doing nothing, work or play

but i tink ah. most ppl is doing nothing leh

like me.


really nothing to do leh.


its like the school smacking u right in the face with a stinky fish and saying


*hahaha who ask u graduated liao. too bad :P*


too bad lor. i guess

lol have to face it like a hero mah

although hero die early

but still you have to face it

but somehow other things can face things better

such as a coin, which has 2 faces to it. shiok ah. can spread the impact

o ya im having my lunch now


shiok. :D

excellently cooked by my dear mum..


although she only cooked the egg and rice, the others are still nice


want to know what are the others? bag me bag me in a plastic bag


okay i shall be a good person and reveal :D

thank me first

manners first pls

politeness is of the tissue (issue)

the others are just teriyaki chicken *frozen and bought from supermart* and otah!!!!!!!


too bad im not gonna take a picture for u all
hahahaha


evil me :D


feeling hungry yet?


tink im gonna change my itunes song again

just now was playing gives you hell


but its over.


i tink i have a fav lao ge now

which is the "over fire by zhang xin zhe"

which would mean in cheeeena "过火 - 张信哲 ”


apparently i already shared this info with shihui. :D

and she says its nice.


good ah me.



*enjoying the song, dun disturb*


*hangs dun disturb sign at door*

*continue listening to the song*


*shall start typing out something*


hi im lc

im a good boy

and i live in sengkang.


most importantly,


im a good boy


i study in xms

which is actually a school which specializes in christmas stuff *xmas*

i like playing ball

and most other sports

and of course im a sport

i have a good personality.


great looks

a tall height

6 packed abdomen

high intellect

wealth

car

condo

credit card

cash

coutry club

are what i do not have

but most importantly,

im a good boy. :D


i have great frens,

loving family


supportive family

live in a great nation *patriotic me! hurray :D*


and all the what nots.

but most importantly

im a good boy.


o ya

just a note

i dam dislike those blogs ah


which i blog hop onto

that play music that cannot be controlled by the user

den it freaking screws up my itunes lah


den all the songs go *glooo glooo glooo* down the drain

(lol dunno whether they make such sound but hard to mimic leh)

o ya


should i or not change my blog skin?


perhaps the black is flaking off a bit

hmmm perhaps i shall change to white :D

lol i tink by the time u see the above sentence

i would have already changed my blog colour.

so like no point to show that i had this train of thought


the train would have gone *choo choo choo*

and gone

and gone.


den u sing

when ure gone

like how avril does it :D

Sunday, November 16, 2008

a post finally

hahaha i post to kill the rust bugs.


kill kill kill


ahhh shooooooo


o yes. please listen to 1 2 3 4 by plain white tttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees


its nice :D


but i listening gives you hell now.


no la i not so bad give you hell..

why will lc be bad?


lc is dam good


as good as creative


thats why lc = like creative

okay a bit bullshit.


dunno if i lost my feel for blogging anot.

like cannot hao hao blog leh.


no hweeeeeling.


*must say like lao hong like that*

nid some sensor.


o yes! light on by the cook david.



david cook i mean.


actually i like the starting nia..

but i tink he repeat light on too long liao.


try to leave the light on when im gone....



okay la. ppl single leh.

ppl's single**


cannot anyhow say wor.

like tio pa by those cooking fans.

i realised i these few days dam busy and nvr sleep sia

activity packed

*which is good. normally i only have 1 family pack. cant even have 6 pack*

*of course. best i tink is value pack. those few packets together bundled lol*


on friday!!!

i balled from 5 to 11 sia. stupid kahwee. ask me go so early. lol

in the end see all the imba ppl play at the full court.


okay probably u wont get it de. so i shall not talk any further.

*actually hor. i tink talking further very buay zhun leh.

like u talk. is reach this distance means this distance lor. where can go like few kilometre de.

should be like continue talking :D*

*i also not talking. dam bullshit*

o ya den after that i rushed home and bathed.


den ran to bus stop to rush to FREN house

lol dunno why nid to caps.

den reached. knock door. got in. tong xiao. morning.

nice summary sia

i tink full mark leh.

:D

anyway i just slept there for like 3-4 hours

cos i really dam tired. never felt so tired before sia.

like burning reserves.

you know its like the reservoir.

den ppl go there drink water cos water everywhere dry out.

*i tink that example dam good. dam zhun. clap please. *



okay change topic liao

:D

actually i also dunno what topic to say leh.


u all got any topic ma?

o ya i rmb ppl say drugs on my tagboard


hahahah



u all reading the correct person the blog liao.

to drugs


i most pro liao.

no1 is more pro than me.


cos i know nothing at all..


but i know that

drugs = no no

*not that taiwanese star la. he also dun take drugs i believe. later he got take i xia suay sia. I TINK!*

drugs = devil really uses geometrical set

i tink the devil likes to do proving.


maybe.

proving that if car A comes crashing to car B at certain angle

the person will be his to claim

lol

a load of bull

*dunno why sia. why say load. even if not bull also ppl keep using load leh.

load like..errr toad. lol*

maybe i tink i supposed to say bullfrog

dunno sia.

but i know sia = singapore international airlines.


:D

or airline. i not sure sia.

i can only be as sure as ensure. that milk thing

okay i feel the lame mood flyover me liao


nid to get a net to catch it.

shall get a vet to do it

lol.

before i can type the vet ah. u noticed i typed the shall


so i nid find seashells. :D

any1 wanna go to the beach?

dun ask bitches along lol


den can sing ling long liao.


like some siao ding dong also.

shun bian can play some ping pong.

:D

den can go zoo see king kong.

by this time

i tink i should stop liao


u know.

its like i just hate it when ppl


errr maybe some person.


okay oaky

give u example.


i talk some genius, dam creative, superbly fresh, never hear before, dam zai thing

like joke or something. something funny de


den i hate it hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

when ppl try to mimic

den add their own flavour *which normally taste like shit*

den twist here and there *machiam they on utwist. the osim one*

den say out the same tone, same pitch, same loudness, same annotation.


den expect every1 to laugh

den is SUPERLLLYYYYY LENG

LIKE COLD EVEN MORE THAN MY JOKES

budden hor.

if that person, can better it/ create a new twist out of it den still okay

but if really dam lousy and dam like shit u can just tell


good friend will say eh dam leng la

not good = keep quiet, ignore and continue drinking ice tea. lol


tink those who phail de right


they can just go viva la vida liao.


go join in cold play *im not saying coldplay not good or not original*

later tio wack by coldplay fans lol


viva la vida please.... *im okay with that song. not that its my favourite or anything*

i tink thats all for today children.

get an early break from my blog and go back into ur after Os activities

and please do not get cavities.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

hey hey im not stupidz. :D

dark daRK blue.....

burning down burning down..z.z

okay.

got that out of my system.

actually hor.

u should go get the toothbrush. systema

hahaha den can get things out of ur system.


like how. errrr

nvm forget it. wanted to talk something bout bio. decided to not do it

later i humiliate myself

:D

o ya.

got joke to share with you allz.


like joke.

serious.

wait ah
i tink some of you all hear i say before liao


some funny shit i saw on whose line issit anywayz.

my fav show wor ---> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



ask u ah..


where is the best place to get diamond wor.


gues please.


give u a few moments ah.


guess

gue
guess
guess
guess
guess
guessguess
guess
guess
guess
guess
guessguessguessguess


guess
guess
guess
guess
guessguessguess


guess
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guessguess
guess



okay ready?

hahah its a vegetable stall


cos vegetable stall got alot of carrots (carat)

LOL. pro shit sia.

eeee *pardon mez, i listening itunes so may just talk some random shit*

gonna change song now.

guess wad song now

hahaha

nvm forget it.

okay skipped
skipping.


O YES! tell u that creep is dam nice.

i listening now.

by lehhhhhhhhtiooooootao

which is radiohead.


o YES!

errr *shit sia got alot of some pop up*

i tink my brain works like some computer la.

suddenly surf dao some web den got pop up den just mention that pop up

o_O at least got no virus. haha

not like im sirius den got virus.

okay no link.

errr


u know the new channel

THE OKTO!

the one they split like wad

errr

its OK to lose.

some thing la.

they got DAM NICE SHOW

last time central got show de

please watch hor

lol * i realise i haven mention the show *

its those kind of feeling

when u do exam right.

den u do the question.

after u write finish the question liao den u realise

EH


forgot write some keyword inside.

den alamak sian.

den put some inverted v like this /\

to put in the word.

okay the show is called.

errr wait lemme see if i can find a vid on youtube. den link for you all

so kind right

like mac delivery sia. bring to your com.

brb.. 5 mins..


O YES! FOUND IT!

GENIUS SHIT.

you know genius. genius as in the new itunes that genius. yes

that genius

a good example is lc

haha


eee bad song again. change change change!

*snaps*

o yes thunderz.

LOM LOM LOM

dunno why. thats how my mum told me last time when i dam cute that time.

dam cute as in small la.

a bit sala liao,. cos i now also cute. hahahaha

bullshit crap alot.

eh not bad

bullshit crap alot

good phrasez.

thunder got the lom lom lom sound.

like talk to baby liddat sia.

o ya o ya.

the video.

errrrrrr



here it is.

its freaking nice la.

some comedy.

who doesnt like comedy right.

unless u kennedy lor

LOL. total no link.

its like some random bullshit

*unless i freddie lor. or unless i hady lor *

its mind your language okay. its some super hilarious show.

o ya it just aired last night

as in like heir to the throne that air

errrr 11 pm i tink

cos i CLEARLY freaking rmb


clashes with my amaazing raceeeee.

o ya

listen to hot n' cold by katy perry

actually hor.

all the songs i like i all get form 98.7 de leh

listen den like den blah blahblah.


ah. somehow hor. i dun tink i gonan reap very well leh. not like the reaper la

but somehow i dun tink i SOWed alot for Os sia.

*wa so holy that first time im talking about exams. esp Os*

i dun tink i study alot leh.

i dam afraid. *some1 call a comfort taxi for me please :D*

cos if its a case of you reap what u sow

den i would suck

cos i dunno how to sew. LOL

jkjk :P

i mean i didnt really study alot before the exams lor

so if its you reap what you sow den i really reap dam little.

just afraid.

but its like. cos i tink i paid attention to class this year le leh.

even though got distraction wor.

like playing with theodore. LOL

dunno wor. its just seems that i tink i had increased permeability when i studied for prelims

hopefully it doesnt turn out you reap what u sow situation.

or i will be like f9s all the way

O YES!

dark blue dark blue.


nice song
by jack mannequin

not bad sia the name of the artist
jack's mannequin
maybe jack is not with the bean stalk anymore


tink he got some shop after being a fashion designer

o yea please watch project runway.

i dunno why i watch such shows instead of studying sia

like i keep watching tv

crazy liao.z

but reality show like nice leh.

dam alot of drama.

like all mama u know.

and i tink my wrist has recovered yet

ji dan.

dam ma fan la

LOL.

supposedly some chinese physician bluffed me la.

got 1 use the medicine de say is some swollen part den i go treat le still pain

assholez.

lol

den i go another one

he say i is actually dislocated slightly.

den nvr treat until got flesh grow into the place where the bone is supposed to be.

now nid keep twisting it back to position.

ma fan.

lol he says the thing will affect my strength.

lucky is my right hand sia.

only affect my writing. *actually not alot. but let me say please lol*

okay i tink i shall tune in to more mind your language ! :DD

o yea

and to chow ah.

dun tink my blog posts so chim can

like he says each of my blog posts are supposed to convey a certain message through the words

like crazy sia i also not genius. *not in that way la. LOL *

i wont freaking spend too much time on post. jus tpost what comes to my mind

i mean thats greatness right

so i should drink guinness lol.

blog is but a blog. why bother so much? :D

MIND YOUR LANGGGUUAGEEE.. :D

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

heyall!!!! :D

omg i felt so POSER when i typed that title. it was like

so UNLIKE ME!

lol its unlike like this.



okay. had to get that out of my mind

or mine

or mime!

err anyways. i felt like a fool again cos i pressed enter straight after i typed my title

YET

AGAIN!

like idiot man.

if u are fortunate enough.

you can like spot my blog having a post with a title and nothing in it

like *quotes mund*

an abyss of nothingness

of course

to have that kind of luck

you nidda get like bucks.

buck as in money as in rich

rich as in you can reach. not cannot reach

or hand too short

like mine.

LOL

wait.

thats not right.

i dun really have short arms/hands/fingers

i tink im average

like mean u know

mean in maths

i mean average is good

why not

but average is like

sooooo

average.

its like

average.



like everyone is white. except youre the one in black.

i mean black is cool

*o btw. on a freaking cool note. note as in take note,

written stuffs. not like piano key

u know the do, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun thingy. note as in

errr i actually named that picture or my beautiful painting, oddball*

its completely not like me to name anything or even use oddball.

like why the hell

would u use oddball, when u can play pinballs

like every1!!!

listen up.!

go ur start menu, go all programs, den go games,, and pinballs!

its free and its nice too.

too bad its available only in like spacey type of theme.

not spidey type of theme. *not that im really a fan of spiderman*

o yea. also. i recently just reformatted my com. *recent as in like yesterday or yesterday yesterday*

so much for like study break for studying. im like breaking.

tink ppl like me should just advertise for kitkatz.

*somehow i always tink kitkatz are like related to cats or such*

but no. cos i have personally ate them (them as in kitkat. not cats)

and i tasted no fur. not that i would love tasting marcus' fur.

i mean its rare of his fur. but still. no thanksz.

thanks as in like military tanks.

in any case, errr. shit i forgot what i gonna say *even though u gonna know what it is. like few seconds from now on*

if u didnt know, im like blogging at 1 20 in the morning.

hope you would understand my mental blogs hahahahah

*its kinda like those show where they PURPOSELY put those type of stupid things into show. like put in some lame joke thing, like its not even lame joke thing*

eg.

haha i got a mental blog.

get it? mental block? mental blog?

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

like the crazy ass guy who always laugh like siao in the show

den u realise

if its in a movie,

this guy *and normally its a guy*

will die first in the movie.

sad huh.

like wad mrs lim says. hero dies early.

but like so true.

cos funny ppl are so hero

hahah

of course im not saying myself

how could u tink im saying myself?

omg please.. im not that self centred.

im not that bhb canz.

my skin is not that thick lor.

im definitely not SELF CENTRED :P





























































okay. actually its not that centred but wadeva. lol

please admire my paint skillz

lol

o ya. i wanted to say something to silent readers of my blog

wonder if even got silent readers sia

like how silent. i mean all readers u read will silent de right.

where will like

woah what is this guy thinking man.

woah this guy is pro man *obviously the person is reading this blog den will say such comment*

i just wanna say this to those reading my blog nia la

dun tink too much.

im not really a global person

so i wont say this to ALL the silent readers in the world

cos me, myself, *i am a good boy*

is also a silent reader

o oyea about that random * i am a good boyt hing*

it actually comes in some funny thing that my cousin showed me like years ago. just rmbed it

if u wan me to show *although i would just show it if i rmb it*

it to you when i see you. just request. i will do :P

i mean it will be my OBLIGATION. i will be most obliged. chim word used.

the thing comes like "me, myself, i am a good boy"

its best with hand actions and stuffs. and must have the rhythmz. :DD

in any case. i tink i just wanan say this to all my silent readers


Tuesday, October 7, 2008

reality is a heavy hammer.

somehow. i always feel that i look freaking cheesy in group photos.


dunno why. =/

just saw the photos posted on 402's blog.

*somehow i said 402 like im a foreigner*

hahaha.

*like some foreign body ah*


but at least better than busybody
LOL


o yea. tink i gonna post a video up


like naoooo..



i freaking love how the crowd sings WORD FOR WORD along with jason mraz

:DDDDDD


amazing sia.

anyway.

the past week for before and during study break was errr


eventful.

well. as most posts i do.

daily events dont actually have a part in the posts

and so.

dun prepare urself for like *omg how eventful was ur day?*

*i wanna know pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeee*

*i'll give u balloons and candy if u doooooooooo*

at this point in time

i will be in a non-wedding mood and say

I


DONT

DOOOOO


hmm. i don't really know what to say.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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actually i feel that reality hits hard.

like how i feel that im.

errrr

hard to say

well

if its hard to say!


den it must not be said

*actually no link. but i dun feel like saying. its like a self realisation thingy*
*serves no purpose as to say it out*

anyway.

im eating my dinenr now and its not bad i have to say.

its not bad

like not just that its smelly or expired thus bad

but as in it tastes nice.

like nice like lice on the back of marcus' back

or his bag.

haha

somehow. i feel ur virus may have transferred to me just cos i stood outside,

at the corridor.

strong virus leh. :P

somehow. i tink theres some link to einstein's logic of relativity.

maybe thats how i linked everything.

cos im as smart as einstein! haha

*thats bullshit. cos i wasnt thought to be retarded when i was small :P*

like how it always seem chances are not really chances.

and how the things i agree upon.

not really go out as plan

lol.

den after everything

u will think like

*aiya. should have planned it that way. den superb le!*

ya right.. like u could have planned the future, unless your some god.

brain empty now. shall go off before i type crap stuff plus no link stuff

plus things that are meaningless plus things u dont understand cos im talking about

stupid things.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

haha~~~!

yes! at least im not that stupid now to directly press enter

and go postings and delete a new post with just a title and no content.

even though at most times, i rather contented with myself

i probably give myself 100 out of 100 marks

:D

marks as in points or score.

not the German currency *maybe im wrong. sounded something like that.*

and omg!











nothing happen basically
haha


i just went to play ping and pong with yq.

kukued here and there a bit.

so i malued along the way also.

den can become kukumalu *the brand la*

and imma crazy over The Lion Sleeps Tonight

by the tokens

u know those tokens u use to play arcade.

esp the candy machine * even though they use coins. ah but wth*

u know the freaking high song they put into that machine

the *den den den den den, den den den den den den, den den den den den, lion

den den den den den * (i know probably u cant catch the tune. but still. enjoy the

dens, maybe u can find a lion inside them) *hint, words maybe tell black lies.*

haha





in other words....i love you ( i meant to say, in other words, highlight words)

that is if u really are freaking extreme and didnt get the hint *like omg. i cant believe it*


speaking of extreme, More Than Words - Extreme is nice. do get it :D

although its old *and jasmine is able to play that tune well. haha *

but still, its nice!

nice like lice. haha


u know i have stupid links between words like.


water like bottle (totally meaningless shit)

computer like laptop

*no its not the fuzzy wuzzy type*

(its just random shit)

like u can say

shit like lc

lc like shit

tv like radio

ping like pong

bat like bat. (hahah)

tink its btr said verbally


den i will probably burst out laughing and hope u get influenced to laugh also.

*hope as in u know the perfume. the ahem. " Courage for him, Hope for her" the felicia chin

advertisement one. :D *


o ya. please get iris by the goo goo dolls

dunno why they so goo goo

but just listen.

o shit my hand is aching.

yes!

my itunes has just tuned to IRIS BY THE GOO GOO DOLLS!

*actually i jsut basically lied cos i just clicked on it so i can type out the lyrics :D*

wait. lemme rewind. stupid sentence above made me skip alot of verses le.

(one other note, my itunes is one repeat all and random shuffe *basically i just repeated myself by saying random den shuffle again. but ahhhhh heck*)

*rewind*

okay! lets begin!

actually i dunno why they called it iris anyway.

okay. forget it. i change my mind. *gonna wash my brain. wishy-washy* :D


maybe when chorus come den i will type.

okay thats now.

and i don't want the world to see me, cos i dun tink that they can understand when everythings meant to be broken, i just want to know who i am. :DDDDD


for those ppl who dunno why this song was called iris

i guess its probably the singers are all freaking into bio.

like totally

totally

totally
totally

like from baby
*bio bio bio bio bio*

so they like to bio things (bio as in hokkien)

haha nice link right.

just like ester link.

and amide like dynamite link.

hahaha

wrist pains again. gonna stop typing le.

been trying to heal my wrist.

guess im not that tall yet

*heal as in hill* :P

ahhh pains.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

hey hey yeh.

actually.i don't think i have anything to blog about.

not anything about block

or drawing block.

u know. i realised drawing block quite cool.

just that i never really made used of it.

other than anyhow draw here draw there.

just saw the advertisement on tv. on the liu de hua de concert.

feel like going. hahaha

ben xiao hai is nice wor. go listen :P

shall listen to more nice songs. from my itunes.

get them all ppl. excellent music :D

like ai de chu ti yan!!!!

shiok wor.

ru guo shuo ni yao li kai wor~~~~


wor wor wor wor wor

hahaha.

extreme no link like nike.

nvm nike is some random stuff.

those ppl who got scientific calculator i tink got random function.

go try wor.

nice. can just random shit.

perhaps u may get a odd
get an even number?

haha.

if u innovative de hua.

can even bet on next one is odd or even lor.

or bigger than wad number or smaller than wad number

OMG! dun follow this auntie teach u how to gamble wor.

unless u as pro as the street fighter the gamble. can throw card ah..

den sshio hsiohfoiehaklfjd * add sound fx here*

den jiaaaaaaaak *put picture of sliced neck*

for you ppl out there.

*not in there ah*.

dun follow the ways to gamble please. just for reference and reading pleasure nia.

not pressure hor.

sibei no link.

OKAY!

i gonna apply pressure to ur screen!!!

by spreading words all over ur screen :P

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

pro ah. haha.

shall apply this!

F. win that one in terms of pressure la.

somemore capital letter.

like capital city that important nia.



shitz0r.

now like no mood study.


nvm!

shall sea shell like a study shelf with selfish shores.


extreme links!

like ester link or amide link.


nhco, cooh.

pro shit.z

yay!

first prize. *ahem. first prize. goes to the person named elsie.*

*for the most creative like creative de person*

ahhhh i dun tink i can type about anymore thing.


o crap. i just talked some broken english!


OMG!

my cueball must be out of shape now..

*english is the term for spin when playing pool. pool as in stick and poke. not wave ur hands crazy like michael phelps*


have to say michael phelps is dam gay.

like wad i heard theodore said.

if michael phelps is a country. he would be ranked top 20 lor.


haha. actually quite true ah.

so many gold.

gold until he dun wan go liao ah.

haha

shall stop here :D

Monday, August 18, 2008

hello again, its you and me

omg. finally. after 2 tries. i got it right

feel so dumb lor.

type the title. den pressed enter twice

den kanna posted like a poster for twice.

TWICE LEH.

waste my time la.

type title, enter twice, delete 2 posts
den repeat this step again.

oohhhhhh ma ghod.

imagine that sia.

troublesome right.

so i should get some troubleshooting help.

wait i also not shooting sia.

actually i tink shooting quite cool.


like qoo. the drink u know.

the small small character. with the white grape flavour de.

nice hor. go try. hard to buy leh. but nice.

one of my fav drinks.

my utmost fav drink

= gulp of 7 eleven.

with coke light, 100 plus, lemon tea and f&n grape

shiok LOL.

must add it almost equal proportional.

den best.

like best denki.

woah jia lat.

my stead nvr reply me.

kanna dao like siao

hahaha. steads include kia chuan and kahwee. LOL pimple team ftw!

picture this.







omg i jsut pictured for you.

NVM!

we shall all sing.

pictures of you. pictures of me. hung upon ur wall. for the whole to see.

see see like maggi mee :D

o ya.

my hearts out to the person i did wrong to today

hope my apology reached u.

as guys do, we seldom give care to the things we say or do.

therefore i hope u do not take it to heart about what we said.

:D smile more please. exams stress seem to hit you the hardest.

though i know this person i am refering to may not read this post.

im just glad ive made the decision to repent.

*CHIONG AH! WALL OF REPENTANCE!*

i just want to say on behalf of whoever you have taken into account to be kuku people

that we are sorry. *dont force me sing "sorry by buckcherry" :D*

we may be assholes but we still can feel guilt :D

o btw. to the person who know who i am referring to. and whom reads this post,

just keep this on the lowdown. though i know u may probably want to discuss with me about this.

okay. after that rather guilty and emo-y post,

i realised that i should go for an "emo for a day" event.

wo fa xian wo very difficult to emo.

seriously.

like even if try emo my best. also will think of lame things den kuku up liao.

any1 who wishes to join this movement can help me to gather support!

den can together decide on a date and day which we will EMO FOR A DAY!

i surely hope it is a monthly/weekly thing.

dun look at emo as a bad thing.

i actually admire ppl who can emo sia

dam pro. emo without getting distracted.

nid certain focus and skill de hor.

so. come and sign up!

EMO FOR A DAY~

Saturday, August 9, 2008

hope

hey there.

been blog hopping.

realised many ppl have since put their blog into privacy

like how only certain users are allowed entries and such.

hopefully that doesnt happen to some ppl's blog that i visit

without them knowing i visited them

*o shit i feel like a freaking stalker*

*i should go get some flower and become a stalk :O*

o yea and my prelims sucked bad.

dunno why i become so stupid.

maybe cos of kangwei and the bee incident T_T

or maybe cos i swung a tennis racket into myself

*sibei dumb*

and i lost to jun long la. wth. T_T

got owned by him in chem.

nooo~

no wonder arthur lam says its a mystery

*sibei no-link. for those who dunno its chemistry so its a mysterY*

think my science no more a1 le. cham la

siao sia.

shit. my l1r5 i scared more than 15.

below 10 is my actual target lor. T_T

target target.

should have had a btr bow. den can shoot btr.

T_T

but like what they say.

its the carpenter and not the tools.

okay thats done and done.

shall not talk anymore about results.

if not will have a resultant force. *lol*

so for u ppl out there.

to have a good result

must have a good resultant force.

that is to have a large mass with large acceleration.

with that.

you will be


IMBA


so that is to say.

u write things must have good acceleration.

like starting write 1 word den already up to speed le.

as u write more.

u will get faster and faster and faster

until u see the exam hall

filled with black smoke.

den u burn the paper until very shuang.

den okay.

den mass meaning u must write ALOT of substance in ur answer

not just weight okay.

weight referring to amount of words

but mass refers to substance inside an object right.

so when u answer must have ALOT ALOT ALOT of mass and substance.

but doesnt mean nid to have alot of weight :D

so when u have substance plus heck lot of speed,

u will own

no la. you wont actually own the paper.

cos the paper not u buy one ma

*wait. u bought the paper*

i mean....the paper belongs to the trees

yay!

lol.

heng my sms no more baoing le.

now it is back to normal. :D

NO MORE anormally!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

hope of a certain reader.

my sms almost bao le.

left 11 sms for 2 days. pro shit.

hope u all can bear with me like a bear for 2 more days.

den i can sms freely again.

cheers.

:D

hope u all had a good time reading this short post.

or u can go for reader's digest.

rmb eat dinner de read.

if not ur dinner will not be digested.

my one u read le wont digest.

just read for fun one.

while u chew u read.

like u talk to birdie chew.

talk to her u will zi ran er ran keep chewing.

not bad sia.

talk to me will go like some siao kia train.

choo chooo. chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo~

Monday, July 28, 2008

update update.

so far the prelims have been quite kuku.

it is either hard or easy i tink

bu got papers that if u study well enough should be able to ace it


ace like the ace of spades those kind.

not those ace of diamond lousy one.

ahah

shall not depress myself with exams shit.

or make ppl who THINK they did well to be called your highness

or make ppl who THINK they did lousy to be called peasants

no link bah. the peasants part.

except they got lots of peas.

spare me a pea please.

pretty pretty pea please

sibei no link but nvm.

studying physical geog now.

at least tml can go home early or play ball :D

my fav. is to play ball

den can kuku here and there.

act a bit of seh here seh there

until u become pai kia


den when u are a pai kia and u act seh

u will paiseh

pro sia.

pro like singapore airlines.

lines like those foolscap those lines.

today i realised poa students got special foolscap.

dam cool la.

instant bingo/tic tac toe paper.

bet they do that during lesson.

sian liao den play tic tac toe/ bingo / sudoku

den act japanese do sudoku

end up realised cannot do

can only eat sushi

den go sakae den make them earn money

globalisation......

nice link here and there.

anyway. i wish all of those who freeze with me during exam good lucks.,


now i shall laugh at girls, esp those with short skirts.

den can laugh at them freeze to death.

hahahahaha

sadistic sia.

like kahwee today say

smack one fly at his table den sweep to the floor

den not enough. buay song go use the chair squish it

bet got one soft sound. *sqqqqquiiiisshhhhh*

den the juice come out

package liao u can have 100% fruit juice. (cos maybe its fruit fly)

so dun kanna scam by fruit juice sia

later is gather from fruit fly de.

den they fake u

must be real

like how i am
:D

shall MAYBE type again another day :D

i wish singing to the same tune could tune frequency den can hear btr.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

guess...

not the brand.

i just guess...you never really know unless you try

but since dunno when,

ive turned from a gryfinddor to wadeva crap

nothing brave

nothing solid (dunno why solid)

nothing heroic

nothing out of the ordinary

maybe that what makes a capricorn

esp when u totally suck at the aspect of life.

maybe..

im just supposed to live a free life

not free as in no nid use money pay

but free as in

freeeee

free like a bird (like birdie)

fl y around here and there.

maybe..

just maybe.

but then again, guys cant really be sure.

a guy's mind is just too freaking simple.

like 1 + 1 = 2

and not 1 + 1 = 11 or something

perhaps thats why the most we must solve the most chim thing on earth

just to enjoy pure happiness for the rest of our lives.

some have solved tat question.

others like me just lay hopelessly waiting for a solution to appear by itself

and they do appear by themselves.

just that its rare.

guess past experiences still haunt me

though they seem far.

very far.

time again. has proved its worth.

it has made things more complicated for me.

on a heavier note, (i actually mean lighter, just trying to act funny. though not funny at all. stupid right)

im in deep trouble for not revising finish for my prelims.

guess...

Thursday, July 3, 2008

o_o bored

wow not bad

i guess what i do when im bored is do this

110 words

Speed test



not bad. new record :D!!

moves are practically broken la. T_T

i dun tink i have much to say today

just that ppl have realised i have 3 moods

lame, serious and high

tink lame and high can be kinda similar.
or all 3 interlinked.

these few days i find it so hard to keep emo la

like every1 around u so high how to keep emo. T_T


things has been going rather swell for ferrari and his donut partner.

swell like swellling

like swell until dun wan go take water from the well.

i just hope some1 could help me

maybe u just know it when u know it :D

*i wish i wish with all my might, to fly with dragons in this neverending night*

Friday, June 20, 2008

on the highway

i tink thats what highways are built for.

for ppl to get high sia.

den maybe u ask about lowway

den i will say "it rhymes with norway"

or even no way.

but the truth is that.

on that way, ure supposed to sing "low" all day long


i tink thats it bah.

holidays ending le.

but also not bad ah. can see frens soon le

plus ppl wont be chionging revision behind ur back without ur notice

hahahahahah

thats good lo.

but must get self motivated and be those jian ppl.

i tink they dam zai sia.

dunno how they cage themselves up and chiong all day and all night


sings

"all day and all night, step out for a bite

feklajgkljae delight 24/7 guieoaurlk come down to mac tonight!"

thats the mac 24/7 song. not bad wor. love the moon guy hahaha



for those who know of ferrari's 7 wives and 1 husband.

he just did something funny today on the com

he actually forwarded "secret crush" email to me.

tinks hes trying to find new wife or husband hahaha


o for xinmin ppl, please go see timetable.

its out le wor.

i tink got some problems here and there

esp on wednesday

hahahah guess i nid to cramp 128475089137804 burgers into my stomach to survive through the 3 hours of lessons :P

nidda finish my hws first. before i can revise for freaking exams.


wonder how they get so good results at o levels

tink i should tink of this phrase more often

"dun tink too complicated, o lvl questions are not that difficult"

but like teachers will say....


guess wad they say

hahaha
actually its not those.


dun be complacent bull shit

its not like we dont know

*ps i dun mean to offend any teachers. good reminders they are*

but in exams there are questions which allow average students to just pass the papers and

questions which allow above average students to shine hahah

shine like shoe kanna shined by cobbler

shined like how suns shine on u and u stare at it

den u get blind and have to wear sunglasses


eh wth what did i just say o_O

i meant u nidda get a cane

perhaps u can go qiang with the pandas for sugar cane

not bad.

can chew while u walk haha

den got ppl come whack u u also can wack back.

den we can all play whacko!

i'll stop and publish here. shall go and do some things that make me high

like finding out how fast i type

pretty slow actually lol. but i'll give it a try :D

*this is edited post part. non edited was done at 23 44pm lol*

ooo i came back like close to 1 hour later lol

FINALLY reached my target. had an average of around 93 or 94 word per minute but

this was it! hahaha

100 words

Speed test



*edit done at 00 40 *

Saturday, June 7, 2008

an asshole?

dunno if i'll become an asshole by doing what i did



what happened today i tink showed my evil side



muahhahaha


there was this stupid uncle aboard bus 89.



and theres me, opposite him and my sister with her fren beside her



errrr wait lemme upload how the scene was.





it was at the lower deck of the bus. at the back.








it was the lower deck. the other ppl were up front. so doesnt really matter







anyways. this uncle was an asshole.



he was reading newspapers (the uncle is HIM)



he had a ring to his left hand fourth finger (married ass)



and between reading articles and articles, he would steal glances at my sister



i know my sister is pretty and im handsome. (the handsome part is besides the point)



but throughout the whole journey his stupid ass glances were more than i could take.



he kept giving that stupid smirk like he was a smurf (nice link there)



and i flared up. i could feel my nose burning lol.



den my nose became all sensitive and shit. (the usual, but more active cos of the anger part)





den i delibrately exteneded my leg across the walkway nearer to his leg.



i stared and glared without losing contact with his eyes.



the next time he took another glance, i stepped his foot.



it was unlike me. but i took the chance, knowing the fact that it was in public.



my sister noticed my leg extending and ask me to be careful not to step his foot. (before stepping i mean)



he was engrossed in reading his newspapers. so he didnt notice my leg extending.



the moment i stepped him, he looked at me.



i didnt say anything. but i just stared at him.



tink he got the message.



den he took LESS glances at my sister.



and he

being such an adult.



even went to lengths to rub his eyes, acting he was tired.



he rubbed it like alkfjdaklfj klf times.



and taking glances while rubbing.



he wasnt reading the newspaper by now.



but it was my freaking mistake. to tink he was really rubbing his eyes when i finally noticed he was using that as an excuse to glance at my sis.



after noticing my mistake, i immediately extended my foot again to show a warning.



he took the warning and looked to the front of the bus and went off at his stop.





btw my sis wasnt wearing anything revealing at all.



tinking about it. i wish i would have stepped more on him.



he deserved to get slapped with like bullshit everywhere.



being a married man, not infering that he shouldnt take galnces at pretty girls,



i would tink he would have LESS of those dirty behaviour.



not saying he cant have. but he SHOULDNT. at least not so much as this ass was having



overall, this guy is a total asshole and i hoped to have more punches at him.



maybe i'll just do this. hahahah




Thursday, June 5, 2008

a song for me and you

okay. just gonna try this. hope it works :D

note. im doing this as i type it haha

*it follows rudolph the red nose reindeer's rhyme*

*it starts with rudolph the red nose reindeer*

there was a bedtime story

all about this little boy

end.

yay

claps please :D


im still eat dinner.

yum yum

taste it :D

its errr

sweet, sour, salty, spicy, bitter

wow i just realised theres 4 Sses and 1 B

tink the person who created those tastes were created by some1 by the name of ass.

okay. im gonna tube for more vids like this !

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU

o btw. i also recommend constipated :D

weird al yankovic ftw!~

okay. i know u are probably busy to search for constipated

i shall give u a headstart.

http://www.google.com/ :DDDDD



















okay la dun fool le hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd9C2GCS5U&feature=related

theres constipated
ignore the pictures. click "more" and see lyrics :D

hahaha

okay. i shall click the publish post now.

:P

Friday, May 23, 2008

cat got my tongue

*silent*

thats what cat got my tongue means LOL

by means of checking yong qing's slang dictionary :D

its dam cool like

den you are supposed to say

youre dam tootin' !

which means absolutely hahaha

:D

a lesson in england by professsor LC

listen carefully. cos its a Listening Comprehension

one day.

a boy walked home.

and he did routine stuffs.


question 1. (the one and only)

what did he do at home?

a) he watched brainiac and realised it was good to use Laser Assisted Measuring Equipment
(LAME)

b) he played computer all day

c) he spend the whole day actually outside playing ball. den coming home at night.

b) he typed this post and many other things such as. errr <-- *points*

e) he knew you, the reader would end up reading up til option e and hope for option f to appear

f) he knew ppl were gonna click ' add to favourites' when ppl visited his blog.

g) he hoped that someday. he would be left about someone. *tink right and left* (cos im a lefty :D)

h) he reflects upon how bad he was today at the bball court.

i) he dreams and wishes he was as good as pete maravich :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y5KAaercTI

j) he hopes nobody noticed there wasnt an option d

l) he hopes ppl had just scrolled up to check if thre was an option d

end of story hahaha

im bored. gonna watch more pete maravich vids :D

Sunday, May 11, 2008

my england are best

hey all.

feel like typing alot.

muhahaha

suffer the wrath of my letters!

*licks more stamps*

*runs to the postbox and puts in the "TO ALL" slot*


ive never been this close to anyone or anything

i can hear ur thoughts i can see ur dreams

i dunno how u do what u do

im so in love with u

just keeps getting better.

i wanna spend the rest of life

with you by my side

forever and ever...

every little thing that you do

baby im amazed by you

*lc stops singing*

hahaha i was singing in my mind. thats why u couldnt hear me

nice wor..

get the song

amazed hahaha
old song but i cant be bothered :D

fun also leh

try typing to the lyrics of the song as it is being played :D

fun fun fun

*sings the spongebob song*

change song!

o btw amazed is by lonestar :D

really like loner star..

i bet hes from honeystars hahah

*sings another song*

dum di dum dum dum dum di dum

when the night has come

and the land is dark

and the moon is the only light we'll see

no i wont be afraid oh i wont be afraid

jsut as long as u stand stand by me

AND DARLING DARLING

stand by me

stand by me

ohhh stand

stand by me

stand by me

if the sky that we look upon,

should tumble and fall *tinks chicken little*

*stops singing*

hahaha cannot catch up le

lag behind the song

im gonna slack off my weekedn yet again..

yesterday actually wanted to do work until late late


but mum say

no! sleep at 2

"3 please :D" *gives a smile*

"2"

"3"

"2"

okay lets buy buay bio 2323

or alternatively can buy mazda 323

not bad the car.

:D

im eating chicken rice now

any1 want?

i'll send via DHL *you pay wor*

and the give alot of rice wor

dunno how they make money

but they give the chicken like dam little

maybe thats why

=/


like chicken little sia

tink i should get back to my walking home schedule

been slacking off and repaying with playing ball

*girlie thoughts*
and i tink i lost weight

dunno how come. like nvr do anything different

*end of girlie thoughts. im not homo. but im gay. gay as in happy*


okay im getting bored now

tink im going off to play wow :D

say WOW!

*poof*

Monday, April 21, 2008

im back from rotting with the rottensz

ahhh.. back from the badminton finals

xinmin won :D

champions champions.

hope can get some champagne.

no link nvm.

how about chandelier?

kk nvm its getting worse.

like bad to worse

where in this case its not really bad, but its just no link

den u nid find the cable...

which is ex, to link them together. =/

ahh i guess its hard to tell.

and i also tink time cannot tell.

cos time has no mouth.

=/

maybe if i borrow a mouthpiece somewhere, it will help.

any1 can loan me one?

i just nid time to tell me something

not "something"

but something

not "something"

but something

not "something"

but something.

ah ha!

have u forgotten what i've said?

*lc crosses his fingers in hope that ppl would have scrolled up
before reading this and feel stupid*

cross cross circle circle

lets all play tic tac toe

i win.

by the time u read this post, i wouldnt have enough patience to
wait for u to make ur move.

so u forfeited
yay

grats me now

or foreva hold ur peace

remember, whateva u say or do can and will be used against u in the court of law.

u have the right to remain silent too =D

silent like



*squeek squeek squeeek*

*crow flies past*

*leng chang*

okay

ive returned from coffee break.
*i dun actually drink coffee. im rather healthy*

hope u enjoyed the sight of the crow, the sound of the cricket and sense the still of the night.

o and the freaking trip back home was freaking long

like long

long long long

like long

until long

is cannot long

long like cannot long.


is like.. u nid to spend 15 mins to spell the "l"

so u can roughly know how long i took sia.

argh

listen music all the way like until dam sian.

and thought about what happened in class again. =/

i tink i should just fill my life with basketball.

and study of course

so i dun get distracted by other things.

machiam like i eat mentos

and ppl squeeze diet coke in me.

den BOOM

boom boom booom


moob moob moob

byez0r

im off

blasting off from the boomz

save me while im staying on pluto.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

OUCH!

sibei suay.

cant believe it.

a minor ankle sprain

and 2 wrist sprains in a day.

tats what u get for playing ball. =/

hope i can write by the day the test comes

:(

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

yozr0z back from hiatusz.r

hiatusz0rz

just cos im busy with W0w =DDD

its like the wow meal KFC orders.
the OR fillet burger and the shrooms burger.

o yea mentioning that

*keep ur mouths shut please, the saliva is covering ur keyboard le*
SOON! ur hands shall be in wet shit! and u have germs!

i have a free shrooms burger thingo

u guys wan must ask from me fast wor =D

but its only 1, so maybe i wanna keep for myself =D

yea i love to sell fish. im a fish monger, i can catch fish with my pencil case too.

*points to long dangling shits from my pencil case*

*notice i use pencil case. not pencil box. more class wor~ *

its like class 95.

95 class, 5 percent wild.

i tink im like that

okay bah maybe more on wild
cos i have frens like marcus

so i tink i considered living in the forest le bah =/


not bad wor. free food from any tree. just pluck.

pluck and cluck like a chicken

*po po keh!*

wait thats rooster. =/



ahhh!!!
PAINRZ0RZ


played bball just now. fun wor. i tink bball just ownz.
even though i kanna cap alot and kanan bang like a butterfly

*i have no reason why the butterfly came into mine. just added it for effect.*

den suddenly!

it came!

the series of unfortunate event done by count ALAF!

i sprained my ankle!

PAINRZ0RZ

APIN
AHAHHAHAA
AHHHHHHHHH
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN

COMEON SCREAM WITH ME !! PAIN

AHHHHHHH
OUCHCHCHHCHC
*imagines a concert and ppl screaming like siao*


o btw
theres a nice song by timbaland feat some1 else. its called scream

its nice go hear

my very good, kind, caring, meticulous (i love this word alot. because its long)
sister has kindly sent me.

=D and she bought some bread for me wor

*applause please*

clap clap clap

dun be lazy like dumbledore hor. go clap with 2 finger. LOL

AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S!

randomxz0r

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

ahhhhhhh PANIC! (at the disco)

ahhhhh!

so little days left to melizo!!!!!!

OMGZ.0RZ0RA-FDA0F0XZ-TF


PANIC PANIC PANIC

PANIC PANIC ROOOOOM!
the movie.

no link. nvm

ahhh die ahh....

scared i screw myself on stage. nooooooooooo!!!

ahhhhh!!!!

how?

how????????

crap la.
sian.

im just anxiously waiting for the time when they say

"the concert has finally come to and end. please exit."

and then hopefully, nobody will come and jeer at me whatsoever.

pressure ah!!!

*sticks pressure gauge into LC and measures...............
...............................
.....................ti, ti ti,...............
>>>>>>>> over limit<<<<<<<<<<<


NOOOoooooo o btw ive taken a liking into vitas and the dedication he sang.. =DDDD

its so melodic sia.z.-.z..z
power countertenor.
i shall crap less and let the vid do the talking eh? =D link here. =D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9zIJhv3ddk


watch it wor.

but dun on ur volume so loud

the sharpness will kill u

like a knife

and its not blunt.

not like james blunt

james blunt's you're beautiful wont kill u

but this will.

*plays the jaws music. den den den dne den den DENNNNN*

o btw. i tink i should take more air flights. just to collect SIA poker cards. i tink they are cooolll

if not. some1 please donate poker cards. thanks
=D

ahh dun tink i have much to blog about

tml is camp. hope its fun. though theres like 10 hours of training for the whole camp.

*come to tink of it. its quite litttle*
just hope mr yong wont get angry wor.sz.

IM GETTING BALD!

hair loss
i nid go beijing
for the olympics
for hair growth.

=(

Thursday, February 28, 2008

continued from the previous post.

i believe my posts are getting shorter and shorter.

kiu zuiing.

walking alone

back home is fun. so is walking.

just walking. walking from here to there, from there back here makes my day so fulfilling =)

its nice to take a trip on bus 11 and go to the 11th stop and wonder at the 11th wonder of the world.

11 is a nice number.

double 1
double ace
ban ban.
pays 3 times.

=D

o yea. and i tink i have alot of things to do this weekend. no moment of rest. (until i sleep that is)

o btw walk is also a good word

notice how it is included in so many phrases/names

1. johnny walker
2. never walk alone
3. i cant tink of anymore. so i shall just crap. A walk home- song by lc

but seriously. u guys should try walking home alone.

its fun bah. talking to urself. enjoying the walk. talking to urself. timing yourself.
talking to urself.

its not only healthy, it prevents the psycho from coming out of u. hahahaha

im contradicting myself. o_O

bye. i shall walk away now.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

hi world.

everything been's accumulating on me.

i tink ppl like lion, yq and gao liang also LOL

like if we do the cumulative graph

the value would be dam big la.

like big.


big until like pig.


coolzeszeze

pigs are cool!

haha.

ahh..

wish me gd luck for tml's choir.

really need it

later cant make it wor.

lol.

happy homeworks.

happy schooling.

school is fun

friends are fun

most imptly

typing is fun

=D

Saturday, February 16, 2008

P.S. i love you

well. i tink the movie was kinda nice. dunno why the others didnt like it as much as i did

dunno if im weird or wad.

but i found it quite deep. and meaningful LOL

wouldnt bees be attracted to a guy who spends time and effort over you?

i mean its like. its smart and also dam romantic lo.

darn. LOL. i mean he wouldnt have to do it after he died. but should do it

like on a natural basis.

heck. LOL forget what i said

unless u watch the movie or read the book, dun bother LOL.

anyway. hi.

im sleeping le.

bye


see you like......

dunno when bah.

Friday, February 8, 2008

happy CNY

before i start,
(o looks like i already started my post)

den.

2nd thing after i start, i wanan say happy chinese new year manz

hope u guys collected or are collecting ur ang baos at this moment.

rmb hor. if u ever collect more than 50 bucks. make sure u treat me can. =D

treat ah.

treat.

treat
treat
treat
treat
treat

dun tink i have much to post.

lol.
hmm..
let me tink


*random random random*

RAWR

im a lion

*unrandom unrandom unrandom*


darn. tink i really ran out of things to talk about sia..

noooo
this cant happen to me

im too happening!
nooooooooooooooooo

o man my com's lagging

cant believe it

my "noooooooooooooo"

turned out on the screen like no o o o o oo o

lag until cannto lag

must be the lag monster is just outside my door

i shall take my...
errr

wait any1 noe how to fight a lag monster?

i not very sure leh.

must be something super fast de

if not the aura of the monster will cause me to slow until cannot slow sia..

until i kanan 1K
all the molecules stop moving

super cold.z

liddat good leh. bring something close to the lag monster den instantly turn to icecream

yum yum. ice cream

ah good.

i noe! i shall sneak up on him and catch him

den can sell things with him.

from ice to ice cream

wootz.z

o btw

please go play the tennis game on shockwave

i give u headstart. if u too lazy to open a new browser.

www.shockwave.com

yea thats it.

try other games also hor.

=P

ah.

stupid chnl 5

just had a stuckup.

like one moment playing jack the MVP

den next moment play other things

just goes to show theres nothing perfect in life

so guys. stop being perfectionist. (cant deny that im kinda like one) *wait maybe im like two.*

(i dunno leh. one the shen cai so good like 1 sia so skinny. i tink i wnana be 8 den got curvature.)

*curvature is nice you mei you. like artistic)

anyway i tink even if ur shen cai anyhow de also nice lor.

cos in this modern world (compo phrases), randomness is what makes artists look talented

den i tink hor

next time if got SINGAPORE'S GOT TALENT

all the artist win liao lor.

hands down sia. even if nobody put hand up to vote for them, they will s till win

just because they can win hands down.

den they just say "random"

and they win liao

every1 will be so blown away,

they wont even noe they are in america in a few seconds


so every1! please pay attention

remember to bring wings hor.

chicken wing also can, if that helps u best, to steer when u get blown away

i tink chicken wings best leh. u just keep eating. so u wont get blown

u will roll sia.

but i tink getting blown away is a luxury lor.

like how often u get lifted off the ground and get a free ticket to other countries? (i mean for me. i get lifted off the ground easy. kanna a few times le)

free ticket leh..

tink about that. ppl have to audition to get a golden ticket to hollywood

urs free sia.

no accomodation la.

but u get to enjoy the full breeze. natural breeze sia.

the breeze is gonna be sarce soon due to pollution

so why not enjoy it. i bet u, ppl will auction for ur lungs and blood sia

after u die i mean.

gd leh. den u can enjoy wealth even after death.

eee bad to say death.
okay!

life!

the straits time portion.

please go read.
*no reason why i ask u to read. just read*

it gives u the tv programme list *shit some1 please tell me whats the proper term. i can only tink of programme lineup. nothing else T_T *

noooo
bye ^^

Thursday, January 24, 2008

what can i say.


tats what i got.

Monday, January 21, 2008

got wheeling.

hi.


i suddenly felt the want/need to post.


thank me please.


i guess my posts are almost as meaningless as jia lin one's hahaha


in a way that we seldom blog about daily events but of random shit.


which is good.


can help to train on ur expansion skills


helps in both mindmapping and maths


like



explorer



explorer.


explorerrerer.


explore the place.

of the explorer


where u explore stuff

hidden by the fog of war (i tink only ppl who play games know this)


anyway its like.


MUHAHA
a surprise right? i finally incorporated pictures into MY BLOG!
NOBEL PRIZE PLEASE.~
anyway i tink my pictures are gonna be like drawings.
2 circle 2 dot.
cute drawing.

cute






LOL
hi. this shall be a short post.
short like me
cant believe im the shortest guy in the class now.
argh
BUT SHORT DOESNT MATTER RIGHT?
LEFT!
its kinda depressing bah. i have to say.
everyone around u is like 165- 18x
dam tall la. asss....
especially that day at ngee ann.
felt so out of place.
like u noe.
got this equation
LLLLLiLLLL
duno why equation.
but its like that la. all tall tall one.
all volleyballers somemore.
dam sad. lol..
den that day go for section leader training,
was the shortest of the 4 of us even thought the rest of them all wearing short pants
could clearly hear the giggles and all crap.
BUT
I CHOSE TO TAKE IT ALL IN
LIKE I HAVE A VACUUM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEST
SUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHH
SUCK LIKE A SUPER SUCKER
SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SUCKK
den when u done
u can say
i suck.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

HELLOW. HELLOW HELLOWEEEEEEEN

hi.

im here now

not then

not just now

not later

=P
*sticks out tongue to mimic as much as LC can with the emoticon*

wa. deal or no deal hunks

not bad. all hunks.

woah. not bad sia the looks

one shift of the camera

i instantly grab for bucket sia.

really dam good looks

ahhaha jkjk


i tink i have this thing with teachers

and IT ALWAYS HAPPENS

dunno why also.

happened quite alot of times

let me do a bit of role play.

*yes and i tink role play is lying. like lying on a bed. thats what kangwei said hahaha*


LC- *walks into class and greets teacher*
TEACHER- *teaching student, replies to the person who enter before LC*
LC - innocent, happy minded, glad that greeting was over and does not nid to send greeting card
returns back to seat to try and get what is going on in lesson with partner. like an angel. got halo above head. got play halo on xbox also. cheerful as always. high as always.
TEACHER - *settles thing with coached student. walks along aisle beside me.*

TEACHER- *SUPER SARCASTICLY. I BET WITH U. I NVR HEARD ANYTHING MORE SARCASTIC COMING FROM (this is like some sudden explosion of shit right. hahahah its like u holding shit. chiong toilet. den close door. lay seat. den within 2 seconds. u hear the dunking of the water. its not disgusting. i've refrained from writing what happen. hhahahah but i guess its rather obvious liao. like COS ITS OBVIOUSLY. SHES OUTTA MY LEAGUE. WASTING MY TIME COS SHE'LL NVR BE MINE AND I NOE iiiii NVER WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR) ANYONE ON THAT DAY. *noticed this is continued from BEFORE the brackets. i bet u have lost track of what i was saying. i bet u just looked back. =P bet bet bet IM A GAMBLING boy =D* i also bet u relook at the sentence cos i off sin/cos again. (sine/cosine just means tangent. off tangent means off topic =P)*

wa thats a whole lot of shit i didnt paragraph.

TEACHER- GOOD MORNING LEONARD
LC - *stun but yet already know this was bound to happen. as it happend to me before.*
its a weird feeling. kinda having de ja vu. but not really de ja vu.

lets see. it was more like. being squeezed by 2 sides of the same coin

AND
YOU ARE THE MIDDLE! BY JIMMY EAT WORLD =P (the song is bloody nice. the middle by jimmy eat world. i like the band name too hahaha )

den it just kinda spoiled my day. like i tend to keep things in my mind. i tink its gonna explode soon though. cant find a good person, who has quite a schedule like me. is free to open and talk to me. maybe just to listen. to talk to. everytime in choir will just suck in all the shit i can get. suck in all the shit teachers give me cos im a implosive person.

even though i dun explode somewhere else. *its kinda like. u choose to eat all the poisoned food to shit them out again at another place* just that i dun shit

and i tink thats the reason why BY the click five
i always remember all the things that put me down. o_O and also bad things i do to ppl.

AHHHHHHHHH TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
BOOOOMBOOOM BOOOOOM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM
yea explode. =P

my room is filled with goo now i tink. the left wall probably suffered things like the noodles from my head. the back probably suffered the memory part of my brain (thats the only thing i noe about brain.. that info is stored at the back o_O)

i dun really like to use the phone. neither do i like to sms alot. i prefer to face to face. cos liddat den can FACE the truth btr. got 2face ma. face easier. the truth can divide by 2, so 1/2 tuth = 1 face. =D

at home. actually also can bah. face the mirror and can spread le. MUAHAHAHAH cCREATIVE RIGHT. i should really join creative nono i should make company called INNERVOTate

dunno why also. just some random word. maybe the company name should be BOMFUNK.

yuen make up de. dunno why also. hahah

MUAHHAAH

guess what hapned!I SNEEZED WITH FOOD IN MY MOUTH..

muhaha guess what happened. =P




the table is now dirty le..

guess what happen.

actually ntohing ba..

its as nothing as the abyss as nothing

cos! i got special technique! the technique is that.

i closed my mouth. wow right i noe hahahah

o ya. as to the previous post. which is below this post

I WANNA SAY THANKS TO ALL PPL WHO SMS ME, GAVE ME PRESENTS SENT THEIR WELL WISHES AND ALL!

sorry i wasnt able to collate all the smses u all sent me

sirchow, theodoriiii, felicia, angel, birdie, kangwei, pearl, kai ling, samuel

AND ALL OTHERES WHO I DIDNT MENTION BUT SENT ME SMSES =D

sorry, i didnt collate all. inefficient la me . lol

bye =D thanks again.

woah. and i tink long ge and fei fei really will make a smile of ur face sia. hahahahah

thought i not really smiling. but its really quite nice o_O the story not bad wor.

WOAH the rou gu mei wear the seat belt wrong way sia. dam zai. not scared catch by police.

hahhahahahahahhaha

HI ALL this is a new post. hallow hallow deathly hallows =P

see the difference?

muhahaha. i shall blog about. how... to....

errr


actually. its not easy to tink of a new post in a new post. =P

u guys should try it some time.

AHH
I SHALL TRY
A STORY

hi every1. its me again! actually its not every1 its just u, my diary.

these few days. its been rather lousy i can say.

i remember vividly (primary school standard) what happened this monday.

it wasnt easy. neither was it bloody difficult

i sat there. butt stuck to the seat. hoping some shit idea would come into my mind that would save me from the bloody equations staring right at me

they were laughing at me. spinning around in circles on the paper,

forming a =P right in my face.

i felt frustrated (primary school standard). much of it due to the fact that i had not really studied the night before.

the air con blew
the clock tick.
the pens clicked,
the paper flipped.
the blinds swayed
the corection tape clicked
the footsteps thudded (i noe this is probably wrong)

okay. pens down.

my fate was sealed.
it was sealed like a dead knot.

it was sealed by a thousand pound boulder unable to be lifted even by the strongest man in the world (and i noe who this guy is.)

knowing that i should have differentiated the equation that way instead of the other way. i felt devastated. end of the world. ammargeddon(dunno how to spell), world war 3.

i screwd the question bad. like i was the screw driver and the bloody screw just wouldnt go in the bloody wood.
its that bad.



hi.


bye
LOL dam long post le.

shall stop
halt
screeched to a halt (primary school standard)

reached a point of an abyss filled with emptiness
LOL
its as lame as a bird

*birds with only 1 leg*