Friday, June 20, 2008

on the highway

i tink thats what highways are built for.

for ppl to get high sia.

den maybe u ask about lowway

den i will say "it rhymes with norway"

or even no way.

but the truth is that.

on that way, ure supposed to sing "low" all day long


i tink thats it bah.

holidays ending le.

but also not bad ah. can see frens soon le

plus ppl wont be chionging revision behind ur back without ur notice

hahahahahah

thats good lo.

but must get self motivated and be those jian ppl.

i tink they dam zai sia.

dunno how they cage themselves up and chiong all day and all night


sings

"all day and all night, step out for a bite

feklajgkljae delight 24/7 guieoaurlk come down to mac tonight!"

thats the mac 24/7 song. not bad wor. love the moon guy hahaha



for those who know of ferrari's 7 wives and 1 husband.

he just did something funny today on the com

he actually forwarded "secret crush" email to me.

tinks hes trying to find new wife or husband hahaha


o for xinmin ppl, please go see timetable.

its out le wor.

i tink got some problems here and there

esp on wednesday

hahahah guess i nid to cramp 128475089137804 burgers into my stomach to survive through the 3 hours of lessons :P

nidda finish my hws first. before i can revise for freaking exams.


wonder how they get so good results at o levels

tink i should tink of this phrase more often

"dun tink too complicated, o lvl questions are not that difficult"

but like teachers will say....


guess wad they say

hahaha
actually its not those.


dun be complacent bull shit

its not like we dont know

*ps i dun mean to offend any teachers. good reminders they are*

but in exams there are questions which allow average students to just pass the papers and

questions which allow above average students to shine hahah

shine like shoe kanna shined by cobbler

shined like how suns shine on u and u stare at it

den u get blind and have to wear sunglasses


eh wth what did i just say o_O

i meant u nidda get a cane

perhaps u can go qiang with the pandas for sugar cane

not bad.

can chew while u walk haha

den got ppl come whack u u also can wack back.

den we can all play whacko!

i'll stop and publish here. shall go and do some things that make me high

like finding out how fast i type

pretty slow actually lol. but i'll give it a try :D

*this is edited post part. non edited was done at 23 44pm lol*

ooo i came back like close to 1 hour later lol

FINALLY reached my target. had an average of around 93 or 94 word per minute but

this was it! hahaha

100 words

Speed test



*edit done at 00 40 *

Saturday, June 7, 2008

an asshole?

dunno if i'll become an asshole by doing what i did



what happened today i tink showed my evil side



muahhahaha


there was this stupid uncle aboard bus 89.



and theres me, opposite him and my sister with her fren beside her



errrr wait lemme upload how the scene was.





it was at the lower deck of the bus. at the back.








it was the lower deck. the other ppl were up front. so doesnt really matter







anyways. this uncle was an asshole.



he was reading newspapers (the uncle is HIM)



he had a ring to his left hand fourth finger (married ass)



and between reading articles and articles, he would steal glances at my sister



i know my sister is pretty and im handsome. (the handsome part is besides the point)



but throughout the whole journey his stupid ass glances were more than i could take.



he kept giving that stupid smirk like he was a smurf (nice link there)



and i flared up. i could feel my nose burning lol.



den my nose became all sensitive and shit. (the usual, but more active cos of the anger part)





den i delibrately exteneded my leg across the walkway nearer to his leg.



i stared and glared without losing contact with his eyes.



the next time he took another glance, i stepped his foot.



it was unlike me. but i took the chance, knowing the fact that it was in public.



my sister noticed my leg extending and ask me to be careful not to step his foot. (before stepping i mean)



he was engrossed in reading his newspapers. so he didnt notice my leg extending.



the moment i stepped him, he looked at me.



i didnt say anything. but i just stared at him.



tink he got the message.



den he took LESS glances at my sister.



and he

being such an adult.



even went to lengths to rub his eyes, acting he was tired.



he rubbed it like alkfjdaklfj klf times.



and taking glances while rubbing.



he wasnt reading the newspaper by now.



but it was my freaking mistake. to tink he was really rubbing his eyes when i finally noticed he was using that as an excuse to glance at my sis.



after noticing my mistake, i immediately extended my foot again to show a warning.



he took the warning and looked to the front of the bus and went off at his stop.





btw my sis wasnt wearing anything revealing at all.



tinking about it. i wish i would have stepped more on him.



he deserved to get slapped with like bullshit everywhere.



being a married man, not infering that he shouldnt take galnces at pretty girls,



i would tink he would have LESS of those dirty behaviour.



not saying he cant have. but he SHOULDNT. at least not so much as this ass was having



overall, this guy is a total asshole and i hoped to have more punches at him.



maybe i'll just do this. hahahah




Thursday, June 5, 2008

a song for me and you

okay. just gonna try this. hope it works :D

note. im doing this as i type it haha

*it follows rudolph the red nose reindeer's rhyme*

*it starts with rudolph the red nose reindeer*

there was a bedtime story

all about this little boy

end.

yay

claps please :D


im still eat dinner.

yum yum

taste it :D

its errr

sweet, sour, salty, spicy, bitter

wow i just realised theres 4 Sses and 1 B

tink the person who created those tastes were created by some1 by the name of ass.

okay. im gonna tube for more vids like this !

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU

o btw. i also recommend constipated :D

weird al yankovic ftw!~

okay. i know u are probably busy to search for constipated

i shall give u a headstart.

http://www.google.com/ :DDDDD



















okay la dun fool le hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd9C2GCS5U&feature=related

theres constipated
ignore the pictures. click "more" and see lyrics :D

hahaha

okay. i shall click the publish post now.

:P