o_O

hi

yo



hiyo



combined

not bad hor



hi and yo



become hiyo





i tink i next timesay liddat more cool. hahahaha



HIYO!



eeee

wait hiyo reminds me of the stupid correction tape maker or the stationery maker

(shit issit stationary or stationery)



lazy check dictionary. HAHAHAHAH



well if u dunno the company, they are called toyo



hmmm



hi



im starting a new post in a new post. cool hor..



clap clap



clap for lc





yay



i have the throne. hahahahhahaaha



that was like random u noe.



like random as in like sibei random..

like maybe the random on ur calculator. *if u can find it that is*



its quite fun to play that. for the sharp. the thin one with the dark blue and somewhat grey coloured sides. rather easy to find



for the sharp calculator also quite easy find.(the full white with a huge screen or full black. see ur model for more info. batteries not included)



that model more cool bah. cos got dice rolll, got coin, den got integer.



CHECK IT OUT URSELF!

cant reveal much of the product =D

lol anyway its not my product. its by sharp.

im blunt. too bad eh. cant cut things. hahaha

so wheneva ppl got pay cut
i dun suffer! MUAHAHAH =P
smart hor. hahaha

sian. tml got choir. friday got concert. hope thursday dun have sia

hahaha. yes i sing. *if u can, try to picture me with both hands at my stomach and la la la la la up the scale hahaha* (i tink thats the picture every1 has of a singer or wadeva)

yes picture... a picture paints a thousand words right? hahaha

so if u can picture that picture in ur mind.
u vocab would have grown by TWO THOUSAND WORDS HAHAHAHA

its not a thousand cos i said "if u can picture that picture in ur mind"

hahah so got 2 PICTURE and "a picture paints a thousand words"

MUAHHAAHHA I OWN U! no la not as in i have the right over ur human rights * not left mind u*

as in I RULE! AND I WIN U! MUHAHAHAHHA
u lose hahahahah dun worry. in everygame theres a winner and a loser

too bad everytime u read my post u will have to suffer and gain the right for the latter.

=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD im a winner at my own blog.

=D everybody should just learn that: you urself, are a winner to ur own blog

=D winning is good.. (o yea, if u guys have winnings please share =D)

i love =D

its like the =D makes ur mouth so big and wide like some clown. i dunno why but i always picture clowns like the joker in batman.
with the wide mouths that drop so low like they always tio the shock of their lives and their jaw drops HAHAHAHAH

jaw dropping is cool. but dun drop the "JAWS" dvd or cd hahahah thats bad

u may spoil the disk. den the classic will die. not die la. but break. (i like to treat everything as a living thing. like my computer as my lao po. yes im typing into my lao po. cannot issit? hahah)

but im not psychotic though

MUAHAHH

*LOOKS MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND LAUGHS*

den shouts contradictly to myself MUHAHAHA IM NOT PSYCHOTIC

thats like cool
maybe everybody should do it. i tink it kinda prevents u from getting psycho

eeeeee like u noe fight fire with fire those kinda thing hahahahah

so when next time u gonna be psycho liao, u wont. kinda like a vaccine.

why? just cos when u keep doing that psycho exercise, u get bored of it

HAHAHA so when u gonna psycho u gonna tink like,

aiya sian liao forget it i should just jump off building

u noe at least thats a faster way to die and end ur suffering

though im being very mean. im just kidding about th ejumping part. DONT DO IT

everybody loves u. even i do. yes YOU THE PERSON SITTING INFRONT OF THE MONITOR

I LOVE YOU yes =D <3

i dunno where the <3 came from but just <3 hahaha

o yea btw im mean in a good way. thats why u see ppl with TOUGH LOVE hahahahahahh

GHAHAHAHHAHAHA ITS SOOO FUNNY RIGHT.. i also can tbelieve it myself man. geniuS!

GENIUS! but really la. genius takes time. no wonder i had to type all the crap infront to get to such a genius shit. time man time..

hahahahha time ownz. i really hope someday i can bend the " space and time continuim"

that sounds so holy right.. i noe *calls for holy music *

i tink the most famous is the HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

as in like super holy those kind of HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yea i itnk u get it.

if u stiill dun, i suggest u play like 5 mins of MU ONLINE

wheneva u lvl up, they play this nice soothing tone of the holy HA music. hahaha

okay
i tink its enough crappppppppppppppping

the crabs all run away le. nid time to gather them back again before i can post such genius shit

*thats probably why my posts come so 'once in a blue' .crabs migrate and all that ya noe*
*realy hard to gather them and draw all their crap shit out*

bye~~~~~

*cluck cluck cluck* (thats the sound of the pincers. couldnt tink of any other sounds crab make.. ooops =P)




MUAHHAHA IM TURNING EVIL AGIAN! I WANAN EAT CRAB MEAT! =p

new post! yes u didnt see wrongly! new post! hha

yoyo hi hi hi.
hihihi
im high

dunno why also
maybe its cos of the negative effect that being bored has on me

argh

letting loose of all my boredneszzzz

hahahah borednesszzz
laugh please
=D

is like those stupid jokes that always pop out of nowhere
where they go

what do u call a key (suo shi)

that is bored?



KEYBOARD! hahhaahahahahah

then the stupid joker go laugh laugh laugh den say

KEY BOARD
get it?

KEYBOARD

when the key becmes board! HAHAHAHHAH

den the ppl beside will be like uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahhahahhahahahhahaha

hi

this is a new post

*i have magically forgotten the front lines*

interested to read more?

scroll down..





hi



5




no not the show, i hi-5ing to u hahahahah

okay now every1

raise ur hands up high

yep thats it (do it so that i dun look like an idiot when i say this sentence)

now spread ur fingers out WIDE (like some 40 inch TV ...WIDE)

(make sure u do it. i dun wanan look like a complete moron hahahah)

now press your whole hand against the screen of ur monitor!!!!!!

PRESSSS

eeeee
(i dun like the saving draft part. i wanted to make a shape of my hand out of just "press"
words but the stupid thing cancelled all my spaces. ARGH)

anyway .yo press continue pressing

keep pressing. dun stop

i suggest moving ur hand closer to the left hand side of the screen







expecting something? stop looking! u suppose to cover this part! muahahha






okay u may remove ur hand (dunno how u gonna see this..but please lift up ur hand)

hahaha give ur monitor a break

he/she couldnt breathe for that long

pity him/her/it

i realised it could be an it and not a he/she. O_O haha

have nothing else to say/

shall improve on my cubes! hahahahahahah

and take a look at the petrus method as well..


=DDDDDD

I NID HELP WITH OLL AND PLL PLEASE! hahah

filled with guilt to the brim of my soul

yet again, linking around ppl's blog hasnt done me any good
*no offence to any of the blogs i hopped to*
*sorry for any inconvenience or if i should have knocked on the door first*

anyway.

im seriously at a loss for words

a loss
not a win

its one of those situations whereby, u kinda feel guilty

not just guilty, guilty to the brim

ashamed of ur past
and worried of whats gonan happen to ur future

dunnno how i've managed to be so crappy in the present as well, and not be ashamed of my past

im right now typing with my eyes closed.

hope there isn't any typos

ah, good, i just switched to an emo song

the reason by hoobastank.

i noe its a old song, but i just heard it over some1's blog

and thats when all the waves of guilty started rushing towards me as if im a coastline.
ggetting eroded all so often, and nothing depostied

the waves are ebbing away my every bit, bit by bit

until im completely sucked by

no.

land creclaimation isnt good enough.

the waves are just too strong

i have hunches of several ppl who i tink had a 80% chance of happening to pass by my blog.

ppl whom i do not wish to tell u of who they are.

having just tagged on someone else's blog that has my blog on their link.

if u're smart, maybe u can guess it out

this is crap. o yea btw i've opened my eyes now.kinda useless i tink

i tried to search for her blog again, but it turned out nothing. looks like it is only there for a URL

and nothing else. its been long

no comments on that for now

im not those losers, who type in small letters on their post, hoping ppl wont notice what they typed cos its emotionally close to them and they wanan hide it

it is precisely the fact they typed it in small letters that attract ppl to find out what it is. isnt it?

im not saying they are all losers, but still (okay im being an asshole. u may skip this part, i dont really refer them to losers, just ppl i dun have a label for)
dun be that naive

its the same for those, who type their words in webdings whether its 1 or 2

tinking ppl wont copy and paste them in microsoft word and change their text type.

i mean. they are symbols, yes, a kind of coded msg. but wth. will ppl really be that dumb?

i dunno if i should be feeling guilty or just criticising ppl over the way they do things.

i tink i shouldnt be doing so

some how or rather. i bet (100%)

that this post is gonna haunt me, for being an asshole and a critic, over other ppl's life

yes its ur life. im sorry.

i wonder if the guilt is ever gonna be relieved through my typing and my hands

*picture this. energy like waves emitting out from my fingertips, and disappears into the keyboard*

kinda scary eh.

dunno when i should stop. ah another song. 'empty' by the click five

i still hate myself.

for being so foolish when i was young

even though i still tink i am

acting on impulse, being an idiot all so often, putting ppl off as well

i regret doing those things i did when i was young

and those ppl whom i've harmed

o yea. when i say young. i mean from yesterday, until the day i was born.
*hopefully that is true. cos i wanna put all my regrets into the duration when i was young. dont wanna let my youth drag too far *

if u didnt get what was in the *
heres a simpler version.
i dun wanan make any further mistakes or regrets

that simple.
as simple as

simple plan

blah blah.bleh bleh .BLAH BLEH! BLEH BLAH!

wait maybe its..blah blah blah?
cant be (o darn..lol i actually typed 'crap be' before i deleted it and replaced it with 'cant be')

nooo!! my head is filling up with crap.
im not sure how much of crap my head can be filled with.
any1 noe in exact ml how much it can hold? haha

anyway..i really must refrain from eating too many crabs...

but its nice..go eat
especially when u eating chilli crab with the fried mantou!

YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!

dun mind me and the uneven words again. was just anyhow pressing on my keyboard

but wait! if i was anyhow pressing, yum wouldnt have came out right?

it would have probably came out with something like

ANYHOW PRESSING

hahahahahahahha

laugh please
i noe u want to
=P

yoyo

actually i just pretended those things i typed above didnt exist and that this is where i started my new post today =P

cool hor..its like hypnotising myself

maybe i should be hypnotist. wait is there such a word?

how bout psychologist?

hmm wait..that sounds wrong..since psychologists are often stereotyped with ppl who seek mental healing..as in really HEALING not like cleric or some priest healing ur health in some game

haha anyway

yea
yo
again
i tink i just hypnotised myself yet again

(im kidding myself. dun worry im not crazy!)
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA

(dun worry im seriously kidding myself. im really not crazy)

MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA

okay so continuing.

hmm how do i continuing?
darn!
i nid put in those arcade coins again. my com ran out of credits

AH!
I NOE!
i should just watch a movie

den fastforward to the ending!
den i will have credits! MUAHHAHAHAH
i own u!
i have credits!
u dont!
muahhahaha


maybe i shall just make lots of windows of small movies, showing the credits over and over again

den i shall be a rich businessman!!!
and sell all my credits to online buyers
ON

EBAY!
=P

sounds like a great business plan doesnt it?

tempted to join my business? wanna become a entrepreneur like me? (i dunno if its spelled correctly. hope it is *crosses fingers* =P)

call this number

1800-be-like-lc

im kiddding.the number doesnt exist

little boys and girls, dont get tricked by lc. he is just blabbering about some random number
that does NOT exist. dont waste ur phone bill on that number.
please dont.

o yea..as i was blabbering about the blubber in the whale, that contains fat to help them keep warm (hmm 1 letter diff. can la can la..thats a link =P)

o yea!

i just remembered!

actually i dun really remember anything.. i just remembered that i didnt remember anything..


MUAHHA

u have been trickeD! =P i was playing poker with a pack of lies

hahahahahahhaha

oooo whats a label anyway? ( i just saw this thing at the bottom of this small box that im allowed to type my post in. it says labels for this post: eg scooters, vacation, fall)

hmm issit like 1 word that sums up my post? if it does then i tink everypost for me would be like crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
and more crap
and more crap

but wait!
THERE ARE NO CRABS
note that =P
(no crabs were harmed in this post . do not worry about them =D)

o yea. reminds me. i saw this "fall" in the examples stated.
u noe
fall could mean the season, or actually having a fall (thats all the meanings i can tink now. shall not tink of more =P)
fall
fall
fall
spelled with a f
a
l
and a l
not bad eh
my spelling rocks
maybe i should be a bee
and join the contest
(spelling bee if u dont noe)

erm
bee reminds me of bee movie.

eavesdropped on wendy saying that bee movie was ultra lame (lame like a ultra ball. in other words)

no! dun accuse me of eavesdropping. it wasnt a choice for me. she was 1 m from me. and i couldnt help it. there was nothing i could do

the situation was dire. i couldnt run i couldnt hide. i couldnt even shut my ear

wait i could shut my ear
but it came like *snap* the news came into my ears
dun mind me. my ears are rather big.

supposedly, that day i saw on brainiac and they tested that big ears actually hear better!

HURRAY FOR BIG EARS!
HIP HIP HURRAY!

HIP HOP HURRAY!

HIPPOPOTAMUS HURRAY!

yea anyway big ears own!

did i mention i could move my ear too? both at same time, both at different times, 1 at a time

cool HUH
say its cool

say say say

say it
i noe u want to
say its cool like the temperate has just dropped

cooooooooooooooool

yo

i just hypnotised myself again.
this shall be a short post

bye

haha!

not too sure why im posting this..kinda felt i should..
after posting 38 posts at dom's blog..

argh! i feel kinda guilty ya noe

haha

nvr spammed that much

really enjoy it though

nice
nice
every1 should try it often

it really is nice

but then again, some1's blog would be sacrificed at the same time

hahahahahahahahahah

u noe

38 is actually quite alot

to me, 38 is

my current class total strength

my past year's class's total strength

my past past year's class's total strength

not really alot any..

o yea

its also the reg number of my dear fren zhang yong jie..(not his real name)

im serious, its not his real name

anyway..

hi!

if u have reached here after reading (dont cheat and jump here!)

congrats!
i tink i still have lots to go

fingers are enthu today

i wonder why

maybe just cos i got my new phone!
hahahahahahahahah
i pwn u!!!
i pwn u!!!

u pwn i is wrong!

i pwn u!

lets have catspeak!!!!

i has new phone
you is loser!

i are baboon(u noe, the cartoon show hahaa)

haha cool right...yea yea yea

say yes
o man..my itunes reached lovestoned again (yes i seldom renew my songs, sad sia..please show some =( face . thanks)

anyway its nice hor!

dun fool around k
dun fool around like that piece of paper, called foolscap (im not sure if its spelled foolscap or fullscap, nvm take it as foolscap)

it has lines
that can magically spring to life
and wrap around u
leaving u helpless
tongue-tied as well (this came from nowhere,,just poped into my mine like a irritating popup, just that its not irritating)
leaving u all tied up

scream! its the only way u can get help
u continue screaming
but no one's coming
u see flashing light frome everywhere (i tink its part of the lyrics hahaa)

and u start to wonder

are they taking photos of me ?

o man i btr cover my face

o wait! i cant!
darn, btr show them my best elegant pose that i can put with all these stupid lines around me

meanwhile, at the other end of the world,

nothing else is happening

so we go back to the other end of the world (the original side with u and all the foolscap lines wrapped around u )

and u are there

while mr foolscap paper ( o wait, he has a new name now..called blank paper)

okay.so now mr blank paper ( o wait, did i mention he was recycled paper too? hurray for the environment! NEA NEA NEA)

anyway yea mr blank paper
is sitting at ur side
laughing like theres no tomorrow (this ' like theres no tomorrow' reminds me of the save water campaign...doesnt it? haha)

yea anyway, as i was typing
mr blank paper is sitting beside u

cross-legged (dun ask me how he is able to cross his legs, just imagine he can)

yes he is cross -legged

in fact, hes now stopped laughing (i tink this is bad english,,anyway continuing)

waiT!

GUESS WHAT! (guess reminds me of the brand)

he is meditating!

haha imagine him now..hes levitating in the air, cross -legged

in actual fact, hes actually not doing anything, hes just being blown by a idiot fan

so its floating about in the air!

haha i got u fooled! mr blank paper is just a shit piece of lifeless blank paper!

anyway not really bah..i just fooled myself hahah


this is getting fun..maybe i shall continue!

o yea btw if u have reached here,


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i dunno why it turned out so uneven, i mean the number of stops

but anyway! tAKE A BREAK!

rest ur eyes, if u have read until so far, rest ur eyes, its important to keep ur eyes healthy, u dun wan evil dr. myopia to come after u do u!? haha

take a break...take a break...

close your eyes, take a break,
take a deep breath.. continue closing eyes eyes
anyway if u are seriously closing ur eyes, u wont be seeing this right?

o yea if u are, ignore the the next few lines..u can scroll ur mouse like 10 steps

u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck
u suck serious
u suck super serious
u suck to the core(of the earth of course)
u suck to the straw
u suck to the vacuum cleaner suck
u suck to everything else that sucks




okay. u may open ur eyes now. if u manage to catch a glimpse of what i said above, please ignore them. they do not refer to u.

i tink i btr stop..my posts are OMG
AS LONG AND AS TALL AS ME! wait..thats short wad..
hmm nvm
i shall save u from all ur misery! hahahahhahahhaha
thank me now, i just saved ur life, thank me

*all hail lc*
*all hail lc*
*the crowd roars*
*all hail lc*
*everybody kneels down*
*all hail LC!*