Sunday, April 12, 2009

woot post 71 :D

hehe as i see the number of fans of my blog increase, the more my blog feels cooler :D

good leh. i can always come back and have a cool feeling

:D

its like refrigerator cool u know.

o ya btw tj actually has a big panasonic nearby

den ppl can go there and ride the rollercoaster in darkness lol not bad

bullshit. its for panasonic the company itself. hahaha

actually i tink the name panasonic not bad

dun u tink so

like pana den sonic
not bad leh

i tink they got like some collaboration with sonic the hedgehog.

maybe their electronics contain many sonics to help them

bloody cheat sia lol

like this den dam suay to the rival companies

lol den u can imagine the companies swaying like no tml

sway and sway machiam some pendulum lol

luckily i dun take physics, so i wont be as suay as others hahaha

but bio isnt that good either lol

dam alot of shit to memorise

for ppl who haven entered jc and wonder what u wanna pick

i say that picking subjects are as simple as picking ur nose or picking up that toothpick

theres nothing much to choose lol

its either this or that. so most ppl will tell u or try to persuade u what to do

den if u feel sad about getting persuaded

u can always go to cheers and cheer urself up or something

or get a 7 up and cheer up :D

look at me, i know im shuai, but besides that point. im having a nice time

:D

o ya. do enjoy doing ur pw. i like doing group work hehe

so i tink this pw thing is good for me.

okay i shall log off and sleep like a log liao

whenever u need me, i will be swinging around the neighbourhood

the frenly neighbourhood robin hood

lol i wonder how a neighbourhood robin hood will sound like

like trying saying neighbourhood robin hood 10 times or wadeva

tink u will keep ending up saying hood constantly

and then u will tio hoot like siao

or become an owl and hoot like crazy lol

kk bye

Monday, March 30, 2009

hehe

wa not bad. finally had a feeling to post it

maybe its because ive been watching too much basketball and decided to post up *its a basketball term. ask around :D*

past 3 weeks have been horrible


tink ive almost nvr suffered worst except maybe when imma baby and i could only think of gummy bears


anyway. i had stomache related illnesses since march hols and im glad its over

super high now and i tink i still haven fully adjusted to the tj culture like a vulture

anyways theres this band called culture vulture. not bad songs. check them out.


okay have nothing much to crap

these days i tink ive become a verbal crap person.


hmm maybe im retreating on the virtual crap me

hard leh not easy to crap on both sides okay

its been a long break ive taken *even though break the word is short*

okay shall wish ppl all the best in doing their pw cos im having troubles like bubbbles

seeeeee you all soon i hopes :D *grammar error pls point out to ur gp tutor. they will help like phelps*

haha i tink the last pt funny leh

help like phelps.

rmb it hor

or u can put like cycle like michael

help like phelps

so when u cycle and u help u become michael phelps

not bad hor.

so ppl

cycle and help u will become world champion of swinging ur arms and ur feet

*pls do not take anything i said seriously. anything ive said are as important as ur cut fingernails.*

Friday, March 20, 2009

alright

o yea. i posted.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

IMMA SURVIVOR!

IM OFFICIALLY A CASTAWAY!


WOOOO

im finally off my cast after 1 week. and i feel shiok like shit

any1 who ever had a cast

will know that

1. daily activities like bathing and tying shoelaces is freaking troublesome
2. its heavy and so. freaking tiring to keep it there if u remove ur sling.
3. IT FREAKING DEMORALISES YOU FOR SCHOOL. its like u cant do ur work properly and everything is screwd. u must persist!
4. most importantly


IT STINKS.
okay actually stink part only comes at the front and back ends of the cast

since everybody sweats and such

and u cant possible clean up the ends since u cant dam wet it

do the maths like the bats

and u will know :D


btw this is a good question for those who studied arithmetic prog or geometric prog


whats the nth term that every singaporean will know? (every american, mexican, etc)

msn me for answer please :D but best is face to face hor. imma social person hahaha

shit, jc has been forcing the lame side of me aside

NOO!

and i realise i havent been blogging quality posts

dam.

forgive me please

i dun tink i can make it up in anyway since i dun have any make up :P


imma go off and participate in survivor. bye.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

hero

one day, a guy went for his bball trials

and he tried to save an out ball,

landing hard on his left elbow,

causing a small fracture and resulting in a cast.

the guy stares right at me in the mirror and is now a superstar.

because he was just CASTED.

the end.


PPPPPSSSST. TJC FTW.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

a post for any1 out there?

frankly i dun get why ppl dedicate some things to some ppl

okay maybe for couples they get all emo or something

somehow for some other things they dun apply like e=mc2

its like

hmmmm


example in bball

some idiot would come and say *eh i dedicate this shot to you*

den u will see if the ball got go in the dua dua hoop

den after that
u stun and think

for wad sia

if go in

wad happens

if never go in

wad happens

dam no difference dam no link

its as no link as


o today an ant crawled across the floor

i shall go eat breakfast

dam freaking no link


but i tink the ez link as btr links

its like so EZ to link

if u really cant link

den u dam fail

like

i say something
den halfway
i would take out the ezlink card


den say

eh got link leh

or u nid to gather link pts

so u can buy random freaking no link stuff from ntuc

like buying a toothbrush den u buy a cabbage

at least u gather link pts liao den the cashier wont feel weird cashing them

right?

anyway i tink my blog is getting fewer and fewer ppl to visit


makes me feel i should add in a counter

budden i see le most likely will feel demoralised

so there fore

u can completely skip wad i just said

*feel cheated please. i beg you. please*

just to mention like jenson

apparently my new room arrangement puts me beside this mirror of mine

so it seems freaking weird when i look into th emirror and into the computer screen


if u dun get it
its fine

its unimportant anyways :P

its probably as important as lc wishing to sleep


shit sia

after blogging random stuff for so long

it seems hard to blog random stuff

random stuff is hard to blog actually

its not easy
not as easy as ez link

wonder if theres anything like hard link

probably 1 of the hardy boys own it or something

den they can sell if off

as errr not too sure bout that

but i believe if theres such thing
they will make money

as much money as barney


i tink barney earn dam alot of money

though being in that purple dino costume doesnt seem very difficult

but i tink quite stuffy sia

like as stuffy as a curry puffy

anyways i tink the purple dinosaur ppl get paid quite well hor

like since they can paid quite well

that means they have alot of excess to water right

since got so many wells

can share with those ppl in LDC

can put wishing well

but i tink hor

the ppl who have alot of wells

is the allswell company

you know

the one with the stupid advertisement

drink it cos i love you

dam stupid

but ya the name very cool


allswell

cant rmb the spelling

but their drinks are not bad

can try

bet its straight from the wells

when ppl wish you well hor


isnt it like giving ppl a water well

not bad leh
if ppl give me water well

i like

its as well as a bell lor


can use as a bell

den ppl come steal my water i know

den i can ring the bell

ding ding ding

den can go in boxing ring

and use cardboard paper

see who builds the best box the fastest

or maybe best design

probably something like origami

den become japanese

japanese ppl are like the most innovative ppl in the world

like that

i tink i can announce myself as japanese

not bad

got privilege to sushi

sushi is nice

sushi is good

sushi is as likable as hooooshi could

Monday, January 19, 2009

new arrangement

hahahahah

ive finally shifted the stuff in my room

for those who have the honour and privilege to step into the room of a star

celebrity

vip

den you would know my room is a freaking big mess

its as messy as maybe an afro hair in the shower?

haha

anyway afro is nice

somehow i always picture ppl with long straight faces

to have afro hair

it just fits.

and thats why lam bird bird should do i


k i dun tink i have anything much to post

and i seem to have lost the lame side of life

shit

jia lat

some1 save me?

like nirvana maybe

lol

im booooreed at home like bored like todd is.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

errrr?

o ya i tink i should appropriately start off my blog post for once,

as a normal blog

and so....

the nyjc jc immersion programme

i tink ah

not bad leh

tink they didnt really want us to bore out or anything

so find a balanced schedule of lectures and fun activities

of which all were closely related to jc life

okay bah i tink i didnt quite expect alot to learn about jc

but not bad liao

another important thing

i realise my group GLORIA 1

dam frenly :D

although it was silent all over at the start *common leh. dun say anythign hor :P*

at the end i got really very high

dunno why

and infact i look forward to the 3rd day on the 2nd day la

imagine that

*space for imagination*





*space ends* (of which the space probably included several planets :D)


anyway we exchange contacts.

so we have pretty blurry eyes after that

NO LA

like i got wear contacts like that =.=

exchanged numbers den zhaoed home

actually wanted to play ball with KIT but stupid bookshop closed. argh


okay now for random stuff

yay so happy

okay im not really happy

kinda emo now

probably cos of some other things

but its okay

shit i nid some emo songs to get over this period *im not a girl*

okay some random thing just chapped into my today life

okay i shall end off now

and go emo

YAY! :D *sounds so much like that metal, the iron, the irony, the ironic*

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

my birthday a yesterday

hahaah i left out a birthday post. too busy. paiseh

just wanan thank all those who appeared at the outing and

the presents!

thanks to all those who wished me birthday as well :D


i really dont wan that money! argh

Thursday, January 1, 2009

happy new year?

new year 09

got nothing much to say as my first post of 2009

just here to wish every1 a very happy new year

may all ur wishes come true

and ALL THE BEST (denki)

got not much to say . tink this shall be my dam short short post

short machiam my hair now

extreme shock

like i go barber

den the day before

i was happily shampooing my hair
dam long

den nid like 1l of shampoo

after the barber
i stunn in the bathroom

dam long

cos i use like 100ml of shampoo

den couldnt feel anything above my head

that kind of shock feeling

where THE EARTH STOOD STILL

haven watch tha tmovie

supposedly storyline sucks.

but the lead role reaves can get any girl to watch it for him

watch as in look look.

not that wear on right wrist and ppl will call u idiot

actually i wear my watch on my right wrist :D

lefty i guess

but i tink its just a smart person's trait

*so supposedly the person within the mirror is dumb :D*

okay got nothing much to post

shall be off now

*o ya i visited pris' house and stayedover for the new year. thanks alot for hosting, pris! :D*

wa shortest post of my blog. and its the first post for 09

nice beginning for a good representation of wad i would tink of as a busy year :D

FRESHMAN TIME!

wa. i just came back after 5mins of posting this to realise i haven annouced that my big day

the day where i pour the wine champagne


the day i walk down the steps

to my family members

and celebrate my 17th birthday :D

17 sounds old. i dun feel 17 at all. u can tell from my looks and my behaviour. youth man

not yes man.

4 days more!~

Sunday, December 28, 2008

hahahaha

since i got invited to post on class blog i realise our class blog got 14 posts sia

and i got 60

so happy.

LOL bullshit


this will be my 61st post

wa so high

actually no bah


also nothing to high

cept like u go genting highlands

den maybe can high a bit


o ya

i went there



recap ah

*paiseh i no cap. bottle cap jiu you. u wan?*

kk since i got bottle cap just recap bah


errr

went there

highed

came back

short and sweet
just like the person i see in the mirror each morning :D

wonder who sia

cannot be wonder woman

cos i dun nid to wonder can wonder liao

anyway hor

i tink the 7 wonders of the world right

u go there wander around de issit?

like go there

achieve enlightenment

true?

false?

ripleys believe it or not

LOL

anyway dunno why ppl must restrict the wonders to 7 la

7 important number meh

jsut the VIP in the world the fav number ma

that vip happens to be me hahaha

but so many wonders leh

tink not fair to restrict to 7

steal ppl de privilege

den got modern wonder

got ancient wonders

dam chim sia

tink got other forms of the wonders

nid to fill in one

den can register LOL

register actually got alot of meaning sia


like register number

we most shu xi one

hahah

den got high register and low register

high for ppl who are happy most of the time and low for ppl who are emo most of the time

thats bullshit

dun listen to this innocent short and sweet boy

he's lying

on the bed :D

shit

i just lied

im sitting on a chair

shaking it back and forth

omg


dun condemn me please :D

im a innocent short and sweet boy hahahaha

as if right


as if left

that reminds me

ikea got this as it is thing

that they sell maybe display sets of furniture of furniture with defects

but quality also not that bad

can go see see

dun miss it :D

only for a limited time period

no batteries included


try the hot dogs as well. love them :D

Monday, December 15, 2008

i

im back, from other space.. and blah blah blah


that song is nice,

lemme search it :D

meanwhile i'll listen to my collide- howie day

nice song if u ever emo or wad


LOL


but i listen to it its nice :D

and easy to sing along

can bring to kindergarten

thats how u spell kindergarten

:D

the d actually becomes a t after u do some magic


wait. i'll go search the song. brb *this line has actually no significance to you since u can read the next line even though i typed it like 2 hours after this line*

orh

that song is by gloria gaynor :D


nice its called i will survive

hahahah


that famous song that i tink would be so appropriate for survivor

o ya

actually if u haven known, bob the physics teacher won survivor gabon


tink he so freaking deserves it

actually i cheated

before the finale actually aired in singapore i took at peek on wikipedia


hahahahahha cheeky me

oops


it was just a matter of seeing HOW he won it

instead of WHO won it

but it was an interesting finale :D

those who just read the above sentences den haven watch the finale

just act okay

act u didnt read anything

like u cant read

and just cant read

not like the reed of musical instruments

or even the get rid that rid

dun tink i have much to blog

just came to this site to blog about i will survive

haha


good idea to come to blog post leh

bring in a song

except i dun actually quite like ppl who post the lyrics of a particular song they are into currently

LIKE SPOONFEED

AND LIKE WHO BOTHERS?

maybe its just me

like who will bother scanning through the whole lyrics?


so much a waste of time

although it took only a few seconds for the person to copy and paste (wrong wrong wrong)

okay.

enough said

that he was tired

lol

nice link right

when ppl say

"enough said'

den u wonder

who is enough?

what exactly did he say?

maybe its a she?

so i tink it makes more sense

to say

enough said that he or she was tired :D

just like how simon says

wonder how the game of simon says come about sia

like who the hell would tink of such a stupid name for a listening game?

simon.

might as well put lemon

wait. lemme wiki it. perhaps got LEGEND sia

hmm after 5 mins

i regret to say

ive found nothing


its like me singing to the web,


when you say nothing at all,

rain outside my window pouring down


its actually a song

but i cant rmb the title

hahaha not bad a song

possibly why i remembered it


wait lemme switch on my room lights *pro england right there*

okay done

i have light



not bad, can become david cook liao

*eh is this like an old joke, did i say it before? LOL*

tink i did

anyway anyhow, i like archuleta more, even though he cant handle like rock songs

i would say archuleta has songstyle that cook doesnt have and its vice versa :D


okay. i have nothing to do now

and i shall click the orangey orangey

publish post button







p.s. (the ps ah. issit p.s. or p.s stupid periodic thing. dam suck)

im currently at a loss. sorry to disappoint. if i did anyway.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

abcd?

didnt have a ncie title, so just random abcd :D

did you know? abcd can be typed by just ur left hand! :D

powderful leh.

lucky i lefty

hahaha

actually also no much difference.

wait lemme change itunes song

LAO GE AGAIN

WOOOOOO

if ever u all wan listen any laoge

please go listen to guo huo by zhang xin zhe

best lao ge i tink :D

and every1 also know

so u can find ppl

to cuddle up

den hug each other

den sing to the high heavens (heavens dam high)

sing together

try not to blast ur phone

hate those ppl sia

keep dam poser, dam act

blast music dam loud

tink their music dam nice

even if they bo

also must bo lao ge right

bo such bullshit song

esp those bo techno de


shit sia

i last time also got bo guo


lol wa si guo lai ren

:D

paiseh if ppl kanna my shit before

but it wont happen again :D

shit im dam sian now

no, not that sian den wanna go work sian

like most ppl have

actually i tink my holiday quite fulfilling leh

no nid job to fill it up :D

can always go refill

im like out of the house 20 hours per day on average

okay just joking

haha nop im not joking

caught u therer right :P

okay la im joking

hahaha caught u again

hahahahahahhaha

zi high likeiao now :D

like siaoooooo

actually at home also nothing much

just keep playing fun games with bball frens LOL

like slide spongebobslide

dam fun please go try

got direct link for u

by a kind soul like me

here it is :D

http://www.epicwar.com/

ownself go search

LOL

good luck

all the best

have fun

somehow hor

i tink good luck isnt good enough

like good nia leh

so many words btr than good

like excellent

fantastic

fantabulous

bullshit

gigantic


LOL


so i wish ppl is wish all the best

so u have ALL

and not good or some other bullshit

pro me :D

take note ppl

please wish other ppl all the best

:D

and next time

i tink i wanna pick up a flyer job

like u know give out flyer


but i wan mailbox de

no, its not because im anti social

LOL

its because the mailbox one dam interesting

i bet u all see before

this imba guy,


take ruler

plus stack of flyer

den flick flick flick

push push push

all the flyer into the mailbox

dam IMBA LA

i tink i wanan learn

skill sia

but bet he starting like shit

he do fast until shit

i tink its his dayjob la

do until so fast

earn btr than a CEO also dunno. LOL


okay kidding

tink they earn like 100 dollar per hour

but they are dam smart

paid for the brains

tink next time

if ppl wan eat their brain

also difficult la


maybe einstein should have sold his brain on ebay


can grab alot of money sia

bet he will be the ebay top no1 seller

apparently

that day i wanted to finish this post

but i didnt


this post is actually truncated *hahah hurray for maths?* into 2 parts

im posting this on the next day. which would mean i typed it on saturday night but i continued on sunday night


and now im gonna post it

i hope at least

but it all depends on my mood. haha

*dam dua pai right. i know. thanks*

actually hor speaking of mood, u know project runway

they go pick texttile *high class word leh :D not cloth*

is from this place called mood

pro right

too bad i dun own a shop mood

if not i will direct end this post cos i have my mood :D

o ya thought of this just now i tink











i thought of nothing :D genius me hahahaha


o ya

jsut nice this genius

is using a mouse branded genius :D

my mouse the brand is genius . dam fit

and suit

but i no suit. sorry. all return to choir liao LOL

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

nothing to do.

thats what most ppl are doing this holiday.


either doing nothing, work or play

but i tink ah. most ppl is doing nothing leh

like me.


really nothing to do leh.


its like the school smacking u right in the face with a stinky fish and saying


*hahaha who ask u graduated liao. too bad :P*


too bad lor. i guess

lol have to face it like a hero mah

although hero die early

but still you have to face it

but somehow other things can face things better

such as a coin, which has 2 faces to it. shiok ah. can spread the impact

o ya im having my lunch now


shiok. :D

excellently cooked by my dear mum..


although she only cooked the egg and rice, the others are still nice


want to know what are the others? bag me bag me in a plastic bag


okay i shall be a good person and reveal :D

thank me first

manners first pls

politeness is of the tissue (issue)

the others are just teriyaki chicken *frozen and bought from supermart* and otah!!!!!!!


too bad im not gonna take a picture for u all
hahahaha


evil me :D


feeling hungry yet?


tink im gonna change my itunes song again

just now was playing gives you hell


but its over.


i tink i have a fav lao ge now

which is the "over fire by zhang xin zhe"

which would mean in cheeeena "过火 - 张信哲 ”


apparently i already shared this info with shihui. :D

and she says its nice.


good ah me.



*enjoying the song, dun disturb*


*hangs dun disturb sign at door*

*continue listening to the song*


*shall start typing out something*


hi im lc

im a good boy

and i live in sengkang.


most importantly,


im a good boy


i study in xms

which is actually a school which specializes in christmas stuff *xmas*

i like playing ball

and most other sports

and of course im a sport

i have a good personality.


great looks

a tall height

6 packed abdomen

high intellect

wealth

car

condo

credit card

cash

coutry club

are what i do not have

but most importantly,

im a good boy. :D


i have great frens,

loving family


supportive family

live in a great nation *patriotic me! hurray :D*


and all the what nots.

but most importantly

im a good boy.


o ya

just a note

i dam dislike those blogs ah


which i blog hop onto

that play music that cannot be controlled by the user

den it freaking screws up my itunes lah


den all the songs go *glooo glooo glooo* down the drain

(lol dunno whether they make such sound but hard to mimic leh)

o ya


should i or not change my blog skin?


perhaps the black is flaking off a bit

hmmm perhaps i shall change to white :D

lol i tink by the time u see the above sentence

i would have already changed my blog colour.

so like no point to show that i had this train of thought


the train would have gone *choo choo choo*

and gone

and gone.


den u sing

when ure gone

like how avril does it :D

Sunday, November 16, 2008

a post finally

hahaha i post to kill the rust bugs.


kill kill kill


ahhh shooooooo


o yes. please listen to 1 2 3 4 by plain white tttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees


its nice :D


but i listening gives you hell now.


no la i not so bad give you hell..

why will lc be bad?


lc is dam good


as good as creative


thats why lc = like creative

okay a bit bullshit.


dunno if i lost my feel for blogging anot.

like cannot hao hao blog leh.


no hweeeeeling.


*must say like lao hong like that*

nid some sensor.


o yes! light on by the cook david.



david cook i mean.


actually i like the starting nia..

but i tink he repeat light on too long liao.


try to leave the light on when im gone....



okay la. ppl single leh.

ppl's single**


cannot anyhow say wor.

like tio pa by those cooking fans.

i realised i these few days dam busy and nvr sleep sia

activity packed

*which is good. normally i only have 1 family pack. cant even have 6 pack*

*of course. best i tink is value pack. those few packets together bundled lol*


on friday!!!

i balled from 5 to 11 sia. stupid kahwee. ask me go so early. lol

in the end see all the imba ppl play at the full court.


okay probably u wont get it de. so i shall not talk any further.

*actually hor. i tink talking further very buay zhun leh.

like u talk. is reach this distance means this distance lor. where can go like few kilometre de.

should be like continue talking :D*

*i also not talking. dam bullshit*

o ya den after that i rushed home and bathed.


den ran to bus stop to rush to FREN house

lol dunno why nid to caps.

den reached. knock door. got in. tong xiao. morning.

nice summary sia

i tink full mark leh.

:D

anyway i just slept there for like 3-4 hours

cos i really dam tired. never felt so tired before sia.

like burning reserves.

you know its like the reservoir.

den ppl go there drink water cos water everywhere dry out.

*i tink that example dam good. dam zhun. clap please. *



okay change topic liao

:D

actually i also dunno what topic to say leh.


u all got any topic ma?

o ya i rmb ppl say drugs on my tagboard


hahahah



u all reading the correct person the blog liao.

to drugs


i most pro liao.

no1 is more pro than me.


cos i know nothing at all..


but i know that

drugs = no no

*not that taiwanese star la. he also dun take drugs i believe. later he got take i xia suay sia. I TINK!*

drugs = devil really uses geometrical set

i tink the devil likes to do proving.


maybe.

proving that if car A comes crashing to car B at certain angle

the person will be his to claim

lol

a load of bull

*dunno why sia. why say load. even if not bull also ppl keep using load leh.

load like..errr toad. lol*

maybe i tink i supposed to say bullfrog

dunno sia.

but i know sia = singapore international airlines.


:D

or airline. i not sure sia.

i can only be as sure as ensure. that milk thing

okay i feel the lame mood flyover me liao


nid to get a net to catch it.

shall get a vet to do it

lol.

before i can type the vet ah. u noticed i typed the shall


so i nid find seashells. :D

any1 wanna go to the beach?

dun ask bitches along lol


den can sing ling long liao.


like some siao ding dong also.

shun bian can play some ping pong.

:D

den can go zoo see king kong.

by this time

i tink i should stop liao


u know.

its like i just hate it when ppl


errr maybe some person.


okay oaky

give u example.


i talk some genius, dam creative, superbly fresh, never hear before, dam zai thing

like joke or something. something funny de


den i hate it hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

when ppl try to mimic

den add their own flavour *which normally taste like shit*

den twist here and there *machiam they on utwist. the osim one*

den say out the same tone, same pitch, same loudness, same annotation.


den expect every1 to laugh

den is SUPERLLLYYYYY LENG

LIKE COLD EVEN MORE THAN MY JOKES

budden hor.

if that person, can better it/ create a new twist out of it den still okay

but if really dam lousy and dam like shit u can just tell


good friend will say eh dam leng la

not good = keep quiet, ignore and continue drinking ice tea. lol


tink those who phail de right


they can just go viva la vida liao.


go join in cold play *im not saying coldplay not good or not original*

later tio wack by coldplay fans lol


viva la vida please.... *im okay with that song. not that its my favourite or anything*

i tink thats all for today children.

get an early break from my blog and go back into ur after Os activities

and please do not get cavities.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

hey hey im not stupidz. :D

dark daRK blue.....

burning down burning down..z.z

okay.

got that out of my system.

actually hor.

u should go get the toothbrush. systema

hahaha den can get things out of ur system.


like how. errrr

nvm forget it. wanted to talk something bout bio. decided to not do it

later i humiliate myself

:D

o ya.

got joke to share with you allz.


like joke.

serious.

wait ah
i tink some of you all hear i say before liao


some funny shit i saw on whose line issit anywayz.

my fav show wor ---> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



ask u ah..


where is the best place to get diamond wor.


gues please.


give u a few moments ah.


guess

gue
guess
guess
guess
guess
guessguess
guess
guess
guess
guess
guessguessguessguess


guess
guess
guess
guess
guessguessguess


guess
guess
guess
guessguess
guess



okay ready?

hahah its a vegetable stall


cos vegetable stall got alot of carrots (carat)

LOL. pro shit sia.

eeee *pardon mez, i listening itunes so may just talk some random shit*

gonna change song now.

guess wad song now

hahaha

nvm forget it.

okay skipped
skipping.


O YES! tell u that creep is dam nice.

i listening now.

by lehhhhhhhhtiooooootao

which is radiohead.


o YES!

errr *shit sia got alot of some pop up*

i tink my brain works like some computer la.

suddenly surf dao some web den got pop up den just mention that pop up

o_O at least got no virus. haha

not like im sirius den got virus.

okay no link.

errr


u know the new channel

THE OKTO!

the one they split like wad

errr

its OK to lose.

some thing la.

they got DAM NICE SHOW

last time central got show de

please watch hor

lol * i realise i haven mention the show *

its those kind of feeling

when u do exam right.

den u do the question.

after u write finish the question liao den u realise

EH


forgot write some keyword inside.

den alamak sian.

den put some inverted v like this /\

to put in the word.

okay the show is called.

errr wait lemme see if i can find a vid on youtube. den link for you all

so kind right

like mac delivery sia. bring to your com.

brb.. 5 mins..


O YES! FOUND IT!

GENIUS SHIT.

you know genius. genius as in the new itunes that genius. yes

that genius

a good example is lc

haha


eee bad song again. change change change!

*snaps*

o yes thunderz.

LOM LOM LOM

dunno why. thats how my mum told me last time when i dam cute that time.

dam cute as in small la.

a bit sala liao,. cos i now also cute. hahahaha

bullshit crap alot.

eh not bad

bullshit crap alot

good phrasez.

thunder got the lom lom lom sound.

like talk to baby liddat sia.

o ya o ya.

the video.

errrrrrr



here it is.

its freaking nice la.

some comedy.

who doesnt like comedy right.

unless u kennedy lor

LOL. total no link.

its like some random bullshit

*unless i freddie lor. or unless i hady lor *

its mind your language okay. its some super hilarious show.

o ya it just aired last night

as in like heir to the throne that air

errrr 11 pm i tink

cos i CLEARLY freaking rmb


clashes with my amaazing raceeeee.

o ya

listen to hot n' cold by katy perry

actually hor.

all the songs i like i all get form 98.7 de leh

listen den like den blah blahblah.


ah. somehow hor. i dun tink i gonan reap very well leh. not like the reaper la

but somehow i dun tink i SOWed alot for Os sia.

*wa so holy that first time im talking about exams. esp Os*

i dun tink i study alot leh.

i dam afraid. *some1 call a comfort taxi for me please :D*

cos if its a case of you reap what u sow

den i would suck

cos i dunno how to sew. LOL

jkjk :P

i mean i didnt really study alot before the exams lor

so if its you reap what you sow den i really reap dam little.

just afraid.

but its like. cos i tink i paid attention to class this year le leh.

even though got distraction wor.

like playing with theodore. LOL

dunno wor. its just seems that i tink i had increased permeability when i studied for prelims

hopefully it doesnt turn out you reap what u sow situation.

or i will be like f9s all the way

O YES!

dark blue dark blue.


nice song
by jack mannequin

not bad sia the name of the artist
jack's mannequin
maybe jack is not with the bean stalk anymore


tink he got some shop after being a fashion designer

o yea please watch project runway.

i dunno why i watch such shows instead of studying sia

like i keep watching tv

crazy liao.z

but reality show like nice leh.

dam alot of drama.

like all mama u know.

and i tink my wrist has recovered yet

ji dan.

dam ma fan la

LOL.

supposedly some chinese physician bluffed me la.

got 1 use the medicine de say is some swollen part den i go treat le still pain

assholez.

lol

den i go another one

he say i is actually dislocated slightly.

den nvr treat until got flesh grow into the place where the bone is supposed to be.

now nid keep twisting it back to position.

ma fan.

lol he says the thing will affect my strength.

lucky is my right hand sia.

only affect my writing. *actually not alot. but let me say please lol*

okay i tink i shall tune in to more mind your language ! :DD

o yea

and to chow ah.

dun tink my blog posts so chim can

like he says each of my blog posts are supposed to convey a certain message through the words

like crazy sia i also not genius. *not in that way la. LOL *

i wont freaking spend too much time on post. jus tpost what comes to my mind

i mean thats greatness right

so i should drink guinness lol.

blog is but a blog. why bother so much? :D

MIND YOUR LANGGGUUAGEEE.. :D

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

heyall!!!! :D

omg i felt so POSER when i typed that title. it was like

so UNLIKE ME!

lol its unlike like this.



okay. had to get that out of my mind

or mine

or mime!

err anyways. i felt like a fool again cos i pressed enter straight after i typed my title

YET

AGAIN!

like idiot man.

if u are fortunate enough.

you can like spot my blog having a post with a title and nothing in it

like *quotes mund*

an abyss of nothingness

of course

to have that kind of luck

you nidda get like bucks.

buck as in money as in rich

rich as in you can reach. not cannot reach

or hand too short

like mine.

LOL

wait.

thats not right.

i dun really have short arms/hands/fingers

i tink im average

like mean u know

mean in maths

i mean average is good

why not

but average is like

sooooo

average.

its like

average.



like everyone is white. except youre the one in black.

i mean black is cool

*o btw. on a freaking cool note. note as in take note,

written stuffs. not like piano key

u know the do, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun thingy. note as in

errr i actually named that picture or my beautiful painting, oddball*

its completely not like me to name anything or even use oddball.

like why the hell

would u use oddball, when u can play pinballs

like every1!!!

listen up.!

go ur start menu, go all programs, den go games,, and pinballs!

its free and its nice too.

too bad its available only in like spacey type of theme.

not spidey type of theme. *not that im really a fan of spiderman*

o yea. also. i recently just reformatted my com. *recent as in like yesterday or yesterday yesterday*

so much for like study break for studying. im like breaking.

tink ppl like me should just advertise for kitkatz.

*somehow i always tink kitkatz are like related to cats or such*

but no. cos i have personally ate them (them as in kitkat. not cats)

and i tasted no fur. not that i would love tasting marcus' fur.

i mean its rare of his fur. but still. no thanksz.

thanks as in like military tanks.

in any case, errr. shit i forgot what i gonna say *even though u gonna know what it is. like few seconds from now on*

if u didnt know, im like blogging at 1 20 in the morning.

hope you would understand my mental blogs hahahahah

*its kinda like those show where they PURPOSELY put those type of stupid things into show. like put in some lame joke thing, like its not even lame joke thing*

eg.

haha i got a mental blog.

get it? mental block? mental blog?

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

like the crazy ass guy who always laugh like siao in the show

den u realise

if its in a movie,

this guy *and normally its a guy*

will die first in the movie.

sad huh.

like wad mrs lim says. hero dies early.

but like so true.

cos funny ppl are so hero

hahah

of course im not saying myself

how could u tink im saying myself?

omg please.. im not that self centred.

im not that bhb canz.

my skin is not that thick lor.

im definitely not SELF CENTRED :P





























































okay. actually its not that centred but wadeva. lol

please admire my paint skillz

lol

o ya. i wanted to say something to silent readers of my blog

wonder if even got silent readers sia

like how silent. i mean all readers u read will silent de right.

where will like

woah what is this guy thinking man.

woah this guy is pro man *obviously the person is reading this blog den will say such comment*

i just wanna say this to those reading my blog nia la

dun tink too much.

im not really a global person

so i wont say this to ALL the silent readers in the world

cos me, myself, *i am a good boy*

is also a silent reader

o oyea about that random * i am a good boyt hing*

it actually comes in some funny thing that my cousin showed me like years ago. just rmbed it

if u wan me to show *although i would just show it if i rmb it*

it to you when i see you. just request. i will do :P

i mean it will be my OBLIGATION. i will be most obliged. chim word used.

the thing comes like "me, myself, i am a good boy"

its best with hand actions and stuffs. and must have the rhythmz. :DD

in any case. i tink i just wanan say this to all my silent readers


Tuesday, October 7, 2008

reality is a heavy hammer.

somehow. i always feel that i look freaking cheesy in group photos.


dunno why. =/

just saw the photos posted on 402's blog.

*somehow i said 402 like im a foreigner*

hahaha.

*like some foreign body ah*


but at least better than busybody
LOL


o yea. tink i gonna post a video up


like naoooo..



i freaking love how the crowd sings WORD FOR WORD along with jason mraz

:DDDDDD


amazing sia.

anyway.

the past week for before and during study break was errr


eventful.

well. as most posts i do.

daily events dont actually have a part in the posts

and so.

dun prepare urself for like *omg how eventful was ur day?*

*i wanna know pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeee*

*i'll give u balloons and candy if u doooooooooo*

at this point in time

i will be in a non-wedding mood and say

I


DONT

DOOOOO


hmm. i don't really know what to say.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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actually i feel that reality hits hard.

like how i feel that im.

errrr

hard to say

well

if its hard to say!


den it must not be said

*actually no link. but i dun feel like saying. its like a self realisation thingy*
*serves no purpose as to say it out*

anyway.

im eating my dinenr now and its not bad i have to say.

its not bad

like not just that its smelly or expired thus bad

but as in it tastes nice.

like nice like lice on the back of marcus' back

or his bag.

haha

somehow. i feel ur virus may have transferred to me just cos i stood outside,

at the corridor.

strong virus leh. :P

somehow. i tink theres some link to einstein's logic of relativity.

maybe thats how i linked everything.

cos im as smart as einstein! haha

*thats bullshit. cos i wasnt thought to be retarded when i was small :P*

like how it always seem chances are not really chances.

and how the things i agree upon.

not really go out as plan

lol.

den after everything

u will think like

*aiya. should have planned it that way. den superb le!*

ya right.. like u could have planned the future, unless your some god.

brain empty now. shall go off before i type crap stuff plus no link stuff

plus things that are meaningless plus things u dont understand cos im talking about

stupid things.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

haha~~~!

yes! at least im not that stupid now to directly press enter

and go postings and delete a new post with just a title and no content.

even though at most times, i rather contented with myself

i probably give myself 100 out of 100 marks

:D

marks as in points or score.

not the German currency *maybe im wrong. sounded something like that.*

and omg!











nothing happen basically
haha


i just went to play ping and pong with yq.

kukued here and there a bit.

so i malued along the way also.

den can become kukumalu *the brand la*

and imma crazy over The Lion Sleeps Tonight

by the tokens

u know those tokens u use to play arcade.

esp the candy machine * even though they use coins. ah but wth*

u know the freaking high song they put into that machine

the *den den den den den, den den den den den den, den den den den den, lion

den den den den den * (i know probably u cant catch the tune. but still. enjoy the

dens, maybe u can find a lion inside them) *hint, words maybe tell black lies.*

haha





in other words....i love you ( i meant to say, in other words, highlight words)

that is if u really are freaking extreme and didnt get the hint *like omg. i cant believe it*


speaking of extreme, More Than Words - Extreme is nice. do get it :D

although its old *and jasmine is able to play that tune well. haha *

but still, its nice!

nice like lice. haha


u know i have stupid links between words like.


water like bottle (totally meaningless shit)

computer like laptop

*no its not the fuzzy wuzzy type*

(its just random shit)

like u can say

shit like lc

lc like shit

tv like radio

ping like pong

bat like bat. (hahah)

tink its btr said verbally


den i will probably burst out laughing and hope u get influenced to laugh also.

*hope as in u know the perfume. the ahem. " Courage for him, Hope for her" the felicia chin

advertisement one. :D *


o ya. please get iris by the goo goo dolls

dunno why they so goo goo

but just listen.

o shit my hand is aching.

yes!

my itunes has just tuned to IRIS BY THE GOO GOO DOLLS!

*actually i jsut basically lied cos i just clicked on it so i can type out the lyrics :D*

wait. lemme rewind. stupid sentence above made me skip alot of verses le.

(one other note, my itunes is one repeat all and random shuffe *basically i just repeated myself by saying random den shuffle again. but ahhhhh heck*)

*rewind*

okay! lets begin!

actually i dunno why they called it iris anyway.

okay. forget it. i change my mind. *gonna wash my brain. wishy-washy* :D


maybe when chorus come den i will type.

okay thats now.

and i don't want the world to see me, cos i dun tink that they can understand when everythings meant to be broken, i just want to know who i am. :DDDDD


for those ppl who dunno why this song was called iris

i guess its probably the singers are all freaking into bio.

like totally

totally

totally
totally

like from baby
*bio bio bio bio bio*

so they like to bio things (bio as in hokkien)

haha nice link right.

just like ester link.

and amide like dynamite link.

hahaha

wrist pains again. gonna stop typing le.

been trying to heal my wrist.

guess im not that tall yet

*heal as in hill* :P

ahhh pains.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

hey hey yeh.

actually.i don't think i have anything to blog about.

not anything about block

or drawing block.

u know. i realised drawing block quite cool.

just that i never really made used of it.

other than anyhow draw here draw there.

just saw the advertisement on tv. on the liu de hua de concert.

feel like going. hahaha

ben xiao hai is nice wor. go listen :P

shall listen to more nice songs. from my itunes.

get them all ppl. excellent music :D

like ai de chu ti yan!!!!

shiok wor.

ru guo shuo ni yao li kai wor~~~~


wor wor wor wor wor

hahaha.

extreme no link like nike.

nvm nike is some random stuff.

those ppl who got scientific calculator i tink got random function.

go try wor.

nice. can just random shit.

perhaps u may get a odd
get an even number?

haha.

if u innovative de hua.

can even bet on next one is odd or even lor.

or bigger than wad number or smaller than wad number

OMG! dun follow this auntie teach u how to gamble wor.

unless u as pro as the street fighter the gamble. can throw card ah..

den sshio hsiohfoiehaklfjd * add sound fx here*

den jiaaaaaaaak *put picture of sliced neck*

for you ppl out there.

*not in there ah*.

dun follow the ways to gamble please. just for reference and reading pleasure nia.

not pressure hor.

sibei no link.

OKAY!

i gonna apply pressure to ur screen!!!

by spreading words all over ur screen :P

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

pro ah. haha.

shall apply this!

F. win that one in terms of pressure la.

somemore capital letter.

like capital city that important nia.



shitz0r.

now like no mood study.


nvm!

shall sea shell like a study shelf with selfish shores.


extreme links!

like ester link or amide link.


nhco, cooh.

pro shit.z

yay!

first prize. *ahem. first prize. goes to the person named elsie.*

*for the most creative like creative de person*

ahhhh i dun tink i can type about anymore thing.


o crap. i just talked some broken english!


OMG!

my cueball must be out of shape now..

*english is the term for spin when playing pool. pool as in stick and poke. not wave ur hands crazy like michael phelps*


have to say michael phelps is dam gay.

like wad i heard theodore said.

if michael phelps is a country. he would be ranked top 20 lor.


haha. actually quite true ah.

so many gold.

gold until he dun wan go liao ah.

haha

shall stop here :D