12|3 = 20|8|5 = 12|1|13|15|18

woot post 71 :D

2009-04-12T22:19:00.002+08:00

hehe as i see the number of fans of my blog increase, the more my blog feels cooler :D

good leh. i can always come back and have a cool feeling

:D

its like refrigerator cool u know.

o ya btw tj actually has a big panasonic nearby

den ppl can go there and ride the rollercoaster in darkness lol not bad

bullshit. its for panasonic the company itself. hahaha

actually i tink the name panasonic not bad

dun u tink so

like pana den sonic
not bad leh

i tink they got like some collaboration with sonic the hedgehog.

maybe their electronics contain many sonics to help them

bloody cheat sia lol

like this den dam suay to the rival companies

lol den u can imagine the companies swaying like no tml

sway and sway machiam some pendulum lol

luckily i dun take physics, so i wont be as suay as others hahaha

but bio isnt that good either lol

dam alot of shit to memorise

for ppl who haven entered jc and wonder what u wanna pick

i say that picking subjects are as simple as picking ur nose or picking up that toothpick

theres nothing much to choose lol

its either this or that. so most ppl will tell u or try to persuade u what to do

den if u feel sad about getting persuaded

u can always go to cheers and cheer urself up or something

or get a 7 up and cheer up :D

look at me, i know im shuai, but besides that point. im having a nice time

:D

o ya. do enjoy doing ur pw. i like doing group work hehe

so i tink this pw thing is good for me.

okay i shall log off and sleep like a log liao

whenever u need me, i will be swinging around the neighbourhood

the frenly neighbourhood robin hood

lol i wonder how a neighbourhood robin hood will sound like

like trying saying neighbourhood robin hood 10 times or wadeva

tink u will keep ending up saying hood constantly

and then u will tio hoot like siao

or become an owl and hoot like crazy lol

kk bye

hehe

2009-03-30T19:30:00.002+08:00

wa not bad. finally had a feeling to post it

maybe its because ive been watching too much basketball and decided to post up *its a basketball term. ask around :D*

past 3 weeks have been horrible

tink ive almost nvr suffered worst except maybe when imma baby and i could only think of gummy bears

anyway. i had stomache related illnesses since march hols and im glad its over

super high now and i tink i still haven fully adjusted to the tj culture like a vulture

anyways theres this band called culture vulture. not bad songs. check them out.

okay have nothing much to crap

these days i tink ive become a verbal crap person.

hmm maybe im retreating on the virtual crap me

hard leh not easy to crap on both sides okay

its been a long break ive taken *even though break the word is short*

okay shall wish ppl all the best in doing their pw cos im having troubles like bubbbles

seeeeee you all soon i hopes :D *grammar error pls point out to ur gp tutor. they will help like phelps*

haha i tink the last pt funny leh

help like phelps.

rmb it hor

or u can put like cycle like michael

help like phelps

so when u cycle and u help u become michael phelps

not bad hor.

so ppl

cycle and help u will become world champion of swinging ur arms and ur feet

*pls do not take anything i said seriously. anything ive said are as important as ur cut fingernails.*

alright

2009-03-20T12:34:00.001+08:00

o yea. i posted.

IMMA SURVIVOR!

2009-02-18T21:11:00.003+08:00

IM OFFICIALLY A CASTAWAY!

WOOOO

im finally off my cast after 1 week. and i feel shiok like shit

any1 who ever had a cast

will know that

1. daily activities like bathing and tying shoelaces is freaking troublesome
2. its heavy and so. freaking tiring to keep it there if u remove ur sling.
3. IT FREAKING DEMORALISES YOU FOR SCHOOL. its like u cant do ur work properly and everything is screwd. u must persist!
4. most importantly

IT STINKS.
okay actually stink part only comes at the front and back ends of the cast

since everybody sweats and such

and u cant possible clean up the ends since u cant dam wet it

do the maths like the bats

and u will know :D

btw this is a good question for those who studied arithmetic prog or geometric prog

whats the nth term that every singaporean will know? (every american, mexican, etc)

msn me for answer please :D but best is face to face hor. imma social person hahaha

shit, jc has been forcing the lame side of me aside

NOO!

and i realise i havent been blogging quality posts

dam.

forgive me please

i dun tink i can make it up in anyway since i dun have any make up :P

imma go off and participate in survivor. bye.

hero

2009-02-11T20:54:00.003+08:00

one day, a guy went for his bball trials

and he tried to save an out ball,

landing hard on his left elbow,

causing a small fracture and resulting in a cast.

the guy stares right at me in the mirror and is now a superstar.

because he was just CASTED.

the end.

PPPPPSSSST. TJC FTW.

a post for any1 out there?

2009-01-24T00:14:00.002+08:00

frankly i dun get why ppl dedicate some things to some ppl

okay maybe for couples they get all emo or something

somehow for some other things they dun apply like e=mc2

its like

hmmmm

example in bball

some idiot would come and say *eh i dedicate this shot to you*

den u will see if the ball got go in the dua dua hoop

den after that
u stun and think

for wad sia

if go in

wad happens

if never go in

wad happens

dam no difference dam no link

its as no link as

o today an ant crawled across the floor

i shall go eat breakfast

dam freaking no link

but i tink the ez link as btr links

its like so EZ to link

if u really cant link

den u dam fail

like

i say something
den halfway
i would take out the ezlink card

den say

eh got link leh

or u nid to gather link pts

so u can buy random freaking no link stuff from ntuc

like buying a toothbrush den u buy a cabbage

at least u gather link pts liao den the cashier wont feel weird cashing them

right?

anyway i tink my blog is getting fewer and fewer ppl to visit

makes me feel i should add in a counter

budden i see le most likely will feel demoralised

so there fore

u can completely skip wad i just said

*feel cheated please. i beg you. please*

just to mention like jenson

apparently my new room arrangement puts me beside this mirror of mine

so it seems freaking weird when i look into th emirror and into the computer screen

if u dun get it
its fine

its unimportant anyways :P

its probably as important as lc wishing to sleep

shit sia

after blogging random stuff for so long

it seems hard to blog random stuff

random stuff is hard to blog actually

its not easy
not as easy as ez link

wonder if theres anything like hard link

probably 1 of the hardy boys own it or something

den they can sell if off

as errr not too sure bout that

but i believe if theres such thing
they will make money

as much money as barney

i tink barney earn dam alot of money

though being in that purple dino costume doesnt seem very difficult

but i tink quite stuffy sia

like as stuffy as a curry puffy

anyways i tink the purple dinosaur ppl get paid quite well hor

like since they can paid quite well

that means they have alot of excess to water right

since got so many wells

can share with those ppl in LDC

can put wishing well

but i tink hor

the ppl who have alot of wells

is the allswell company

you know

the one with the stupid advertisement

drink it cos i love you

dam stupid

but ya the name very cool

allswell

cant rmb the spelling

but their drinks are not bad

can try

bet its straight from the wells

when ppl wish you well hor

isnt it like giving ppl a water well

not bad leh
if ppl give me water well

i like

its as well as a bell lor

can use as a bell

den ppl come steal my water i know

den i can ring the bell

ding ding ding

den can go in boxing ring

and use cardboard paper

see who builds the best box the fastest

or maybe best design

probably something like origami

den become japanese

japanese ppl are like the most innovative ppl in the world

like that

i tink i can announce myself as japanese

not bad

got privilege to sushi

sushi is nice

sushi is good

sushi is as likable as hooooshi could

new arrangement

2009-01-19T15:04:00.003+08:00

hahahahah

ive finally shifted the stuff in my room

for those who have the honour and privilege to step into the room of a star

celebrity

vip

den you would know my room is a freaking big mess

its as messy as maybe an afro hair in the shower?

haha

anyway afro is nice

somehow i always picture ppl with long straight faces

to have afro hair

it just fits.

and thats why lam bird bird should do i

k i dun tink i have anything much to post

and i seem to have lost the lame side of life

shit

jia lat

some1 save me?

like nirvana maybe

lol

im booooreed at home like bored like todd is.

errrr?

2009-01-10T22:44:00.002+08:00

o ya i tink i should appropriately start off my blog post for once,

as a normal blog

and so....

the nyjc jc immersion programme

i tink ah

not bad leh

tink they didnt really want us to bore out or anything

so find a balanced schedule of lectures and fun activities

of which all were closely related to jc life

okay bah i tink i didnt quite expect alot to learn about jc

but not bad liao

another important thing

i realise my group GLORIA 1

dam frenly :D

although it was silent all over at the start *common leh. dun say anythign hor :P*

at the end i got really very high

dunno why

and infact i look forward to the 3rd day on the 2nd day la

imagine that

*space for imagination*

*space ends* (of which the space probably included several planets :D)

anyway we exchange contacts.

so we have pretty blurry eyes after that

NO LA

like i got wear contacts like that =.=

exchanged numbers den zhaoed home

actually wanted to play ball with KIT but stupid bookshop closed. argh

okay now for random stuff

yay so happy

okay im not really happy

kinda emo now

probably cos of some other things

but its okay

shit i nid some emo songs to get over this period *im not a girl*

okay some random thing just chapped into my today life

okay i shall end off now

and go emo

YAY! :D *sounds so much like that metal, the iron, the irony, the ironic*

my birthday a yesterday

2009-01-06T15:37:00.002+08:00

hahaah i left out a birthday post. too busy. paiseh

just wanan thank all those who appeared at the outing and

the presents!

thanks to all those who wished me birthday as well :D

i really dont wan that money! argh

happy new year?

2009-01-01T17:04:00.003+08:00

new year 09

got nothing much to say as my first post of 2009

just here to wish every1 a very happy new year

may all ur wishes come true

and ALL THE BEST (denki)

got not much to say . tink this shall be my dam short short post

short machiam my hair now

extreme shock

like i go barber

den the day before

i was happily shampooing my hair
dam long

den nid like 1l of shampoo

after the barber
i stunn in the bathroom

dam long

cos i use like 100ml of shampoo

den couldnt feel anything above my head

that kind of shock feeling

where THE EARTH STOOD STILL

haven watch tha tmovie

supposedly storyline sucks.

but the lead role reaves can get any girl to watch it for him

watch as in look look.

not that wear on right wrist and ppl will call u idiot

actually i wear my watch on my right wrist :D

lefty i guess

but i tink its just a smart person's trait

*so supposedly the person within the mirror is dumb :D*

okay got nothing much to post

shall be off now

*o ya i visited pris' house and stayedover for the new year. thanks alot for hosting, pris! :D*

wa shortest post of my blog. and its the first post for 09

nice beginning for a good representation of wad i would tink of as a busy year :D

FRESHMAN TIME!

wa. i just came back after 5mins of posting this to realise i haven annouced that my big day

the day where i pour the wine champagne

the day i walk down the steps

to my family members

and celebrate my 17th birthday :D

17 sounds old. i dun feel 17 at all. u can tell from my looks and my behaviour. youth man

not yes man.

4 days more!~

hahahaha

2008-12-28T13:54:00.003+08:00

since i got invited to post on class blog i realise our class blog got 14 posts sia

and i got 60

so happy.

LOL bullshit

this will be my 61st post

wa so high

actually no bah

also nothing to high

cept like u go genting highlands

den maybe can high a bit

o ya

i went there

recap ah

*paiseh i no cap. bottle cap jiu you. u wan?*

kk since i got bottle cap just recap bah

errr

went there

highed

came back

short and sweet
just like the person i see in the mirror each morning :D

wonder who sia

cannot be wonder woman

cos i dun nid to wonder can wonder liao

anyway hor

i tink the 7 wonders of the world right

u go there wander around de issit?

like go there

achieve enlightenment

true?

false?

ripleys believe it or not

LOL

anyway dunno why ppl must restrict the wonders to 7 la

7 important number meh

jsut the VIP in the world the fav number ma

that vip happens to be me hahaha

but so many wonders leh

tink not fair to restrict to 7

steal ppl de privilege

den got modern wonder

got ancient wonders

dam chim sia

tink got other forms of the wonders

nid to fill in one

den can register LOL

register actually got alot of meaning sia

like register number

we most shu xi one

hahah

den got high register and low register

high for ppl who are happy most of the time and low for ppl who are emo most of the time

thats bullshit

dun listen to this innocent short and sweet boy

he's lying

on the bed :D

shit

i just lied

im sitting on a chair

shaking it back and forth

omg

dun condemn me please :D

im a innocent short and sweet boy hahahaha

as if right

as if left

that reminds me

ikea got this as it is thing

that they sell maybe display sets of furniture of furniture with defects

but quality also not that bad

can go see see

dun miss it :D

only for a limited time period

no batteries included

try the hot dogs as well. love them :D

i

2008-12-15T18:21:00.002+08:00

im back, from other space.. and blah blah blah

that song is nice,

lemme search it :D

meanwhile i'll listen to my collide- howie day

nice song if u ever emo or wad

LOL

but i listen to it its nice :D

and easy to sing along

can bring to kindergarten

thats how u spell kindergarten

:D

the d actually becomes a t after u do some magic

wait. i'll go search the song. brb *this line has actually no significance to you since u can read the next line even though i typed it like 2 hours after this line*

orh

that song is by gloria gaynor :D

nice its called i will survive

hahahah

that famous song that i tink would be so appropriate for survivor

o ya

actually if u haven known, bob the physics teacher won survivor gabon

tink he so freaking deserves it

actually i cheated

before the finale actually aired in singapore i took at peek on wikipedia

hahahahahha cheeky me

oops

it was just a matter of seeing HOW he won it

instead of WHO won it

but it was an interesting finale :D

those who just read the above sentences den haven watch the finale

just act okay

act u didnt read anything

like u cant read

and just cant read

not like the reed of musical instruments

or even the get rid that rid

dun tink i have much to blog

just came to this site to blog about i will survive

haha

good idea to come to blog post leh

bring in a song

except i dun actually quite like ppl who post the lyrics of a particular song they are into currently

LIKE SPOONFEED

AND LIKE WHO BOTHERS?

maybe its just me

like who will bother scanning through the whole lyrics?

so much a waste of time

although it took only a few seconds for the person to copy and paste (wrong wrong wrong)

okay.

enough said

that he was tired

lol

nice link right

when ppl say

"enough said'

den u wonder

who is enough?

what exactly did he say?

maybe its a she?

so i tink it makes more sense

to say

enough said that he or she was tired :D

just like how simon says

wonder how the game of simon says come about sia

like who the hell would tink of such a stupid name for a listening game?

simon.

might as well put lemon

wait. lemme wiki it. perhaps got LEGEND sia

hmm after 5 mins

i regret to say

ive found nothing

its like me singing to the web,

when you say nothing at all,

rain outside my window pouring down

its actually a song

but i cant rmb the title

hahaha not bad a song

possibly why i remembered it

wait lemme switch on my room lights *pro england right there*

okay done

i have light

not bad, can become david cook liao

*eh is this like an old joke, did i say it before? LOL*

tink i did

anyway anyhow, i like archuleta more, even though he cant handle like rock songs

i would say archuleta has songstyle that cook doesnt have and its vice versa :D

okay. i have nothing to do now

and i shall click the orangey orangey

publish post button

p.s. (the ps ah. issit p.s. or p.s stupid periodic thing. dam suck)

im currently at a loss. sorry to disappoint. if i did anyway.

abcd?

2008-12-07T00:11:00.003+08:00

didnt have a ncie title, so just random abcd :D

did you know? abcd can be typed by just ur left hand! :D

powderful leh.

lucky i lefty

hahaha

actually also no much difference.

wait lemme change itunes song

LAO GE AGAIN

WOOOOOO

if ever u all wan listen any laoge

please go listen to guo huo by zhang xin zhe

best lao ge i tink :D

and every1 also know

so u can find ppl

to cuddle up

den hug each other

den sing to the high heavens (heavens dam high)

sing together

try not to blast ur phone

hate those ppl sia

keep dam poser, dam act

blast music dam loud

tink their music dam nice

even if they bo

also must bo lao ge right

bo such bullshit song

esp those bo techno de

shit sia

i last time also got bo guo

lol wa si guo lai ren

:D

paiseh if ppl kanna my shit before

but it wont happen again :D

shit im dam sian now

no, not that sian den wanna go work sian

like most ppl have

actually i tink my holiday quite fulfilling leh

no nid job to fill it up :D

can always go refill

im like out of the house 20 hours per day on average

okay just joking

haha nop im not joking

caught u therer right :P

okay la im joking

hahaha caught u again

hahahahahahhaha

zi high likeiao now :D

like siaoooooo

actually at home also nothing much

just keep playing fun games with bball frens LOL

like slide spongebobslide

dam fun please go try

got direct link for u

by a kind soul like me

here it is :D

http://www.epicwar.com/

ownself go search

LOL

good luck

all the best

have fun

somehow hor

i tink good luck isnt good enough

like good nia leh

so many words btr than good

like excellent

fantastic

fantabulous

bullshit

gigantic

LOL

so i wish ppl is wish all the best

so u have ALL

and not good or some other bullshit

pro me :D

take note ppl

please wish other ppl all the best

:D

and next time

i tink i wanna pick up a flyer job

like u know give out flyer

but i wan mailbox de

no, its not because im anti social

LOL

its because the mailbox one dam interesting

i bet u all see before

this imba guy,

take ruler

plus stack of flyer

den flick flick flick

push push push

all the flyer into the mailbox

dam IMBA LA

i tink i wanan learn

skill sia

but bet he starting like shit

he do fast until shit

i tink its his dayjob la

do until so fast

earn btr than a CEO also dunno. LOL

okay kidding

tink they earn like 100 dollar per hour

but they are dam smart

paid for the brains

tink next time

if ppl wan eat their brain

also difficult la

maybe einstein should have sold his brain on ebay

can grab alot of money sia

bet he will be the ebay top no1 seller

apparently

that day i wanted to finish this post

but i didnt

this post is actually truncated *hahah hurray for maths?* into 2 parts

im posting this on the next day. which would mean i typed it on saturday night but i continued on sunday night

and now im gonna post it

i hope at least

but it all depends on my mood. haha

*dam dua pai right. i know. thanks*

actually hor speaking of mood, u know project runway

they go pick texttile *high class word leh :D not cloth*

is from this place called mood

pro right

too bad i dun own a shop mood

if not i will direct end this post cos i have my mood :D

o ya thought of this just now i tink

i thought of nothing :D genius me hahahaha

o ya

jsut nice this genius

is using a mouse branded genius :D

my mouse the brand is genius . dam fit

and suit

but i no suit. sorry. all return to choir liao LOL

nothing to do.

2008-11-26T14:02:00.004+08:00

thats what most ppl are doing this holiday.

either doing nothing, work or play

but i tink ah. most ppl is doing nothing leh

like me.

really nothing to do leh.

its like the school smacking u right in the face with a stinky fish and saying

*hahaha who ask u graduated liao. too bad :P*

too bad lor. i guess

lol have to face it like a hero mah

although hero die early

but still you have to face it

but somehow other things can face things better

such as a coin, which has 2 faces to it. shiok ah. can spread the impact

o ya im having my lunch now

shiok. :D

excellently cooked by my dear mum..

although she only cooked the egg and rice, the others are still nice

want to know what are the others? bag me bag me in a plastic bag

okay i shall be a good person and reveal :D

thank me first

manners first pls

politeness is of the tissue (issue)

the others are just teriyaki chicken *frozen and bought from supermart* and otah!!!!!!!

too bad im not gonna take a picture for u all
hahahaha

evil me :D

feeling hungry yet?

tink im gonna change my itunes song again

just now was playing gives you hell

but its over.

i tink i have a fav lao ge now

which is the "over fire by zhang xin zhe"

which would mean in cheeeena "过火 - 张信哲 ”

apparently i already shared this info with shihui. :D

and she says its nice.

good ah me.

*enjoying the song, dun disturb*

*hangs dun disturb sign at door*

*continue listening to the song*

*shall start typing out something*

hi im lc

im a good boy

and i live in sengkang.

most importantly,

im a good boy

i study in xms

which is actually a school which specializes in christmas stuff *xmas*

i like playing ball

and most other sports

and of course im a sport

i have a good personality.

great looks

a tall height

6 packed abdomen

high intellect

wealth

car

condo

credit card

cash

coutry club

are what i do not have

but most importantly,

im a good boy. :D

i have great frens,

loving family

supportive family

live in a great nation *patriotic me! hurray :D*

and all the what nots.

but most importantly

im a good boy.

o ya

just a note

i dam dislike those blogs ah

which i blog hop onto

that play music that cannot be controlled by the user

den it freaking screws up my itunes lah

den all the songs go *glooo glooo glooo* down the drain

(lol dunno whether they make such sound but hard to mimic leh)

o ya

should i or not change my blog skin?

perhaps the black is flaking off a bit

hmmm perhaps i shall change to white :D

lol i tink by the time u see the above sentence

i would have already changed my blog colour.

so like no point to show that i had this train of thought

the train would have gone *choo choo choo*

and gone

and gone.

den u sing

when ure gone

like how avril does it :D

a post finally

2008-11-16T21:40:00.004+08:00

hahaha i post to kill the rust bugs.

kill kill kill

ahhh shooooooo

o yes. please listen to 1 2 3 4 by plain white tttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

its nice :D

but i listening gives you hell now.

no la i not so bad give you hell..

why will lc be bad?

lc is dam good

as good as creative

thats why lc = like creative

okay a bit bullshit.

dunno if i lost my feel for blogging anot.

like cannot hao hao blog leh.

no hweeeeeling.

*must say like lao hong like that*

nid some sensor.

o yes! light on by the cook david.

david cook i mean.

actually i like the starting nia..

but i tink he repeat light on too long liao.

try to leave the light on when im gone....

okay la. ppl single leh.

ppl's single**

cannot anyhow say wor.

like tio pa by those cooking fans.

i realised i these few days dam busy and nvr sleep sia

activity packed

*which is good. normally i only have 1 family pack. cant even have 6 pack*

*of course. best i tink is value pack. those few packets together bundled lol*

on friday!!!

i balled from 5 to 11 sia. stupid kahwee. ask me go so early. lol

in the end see all the imba ppl play at the full court.

okay probably u wont get it de. so i shall not talk any further.

*actually hor. i tink talking further very buay zhun leh.

like u talk. is reach this distance means this distance lor. where can go like few kilometre de.

should be like continue talking :D*

*i also not talking. dam bullshit*

o ya den after that i rushed home and bathed.

den ran to bus stop to rush to FREN house

lol dunno why nid to caps.

den reached. knock door. got in. tong xiao. morning.

nice summary sia

i tink full mark leh.

:D

anyway i just slept there for like 3-4 hours

cos i really dam tired. never felt so tired before sia.

like burning reserves.

you know its like the reservoir.

den ppl go there drink water cos water everywhere dry out.

*i tink that example dam good. dam zhun. clap please. *

okay change topic liao

:D

actually i also dunno what topic to say leh.

u all got any topic ma?

o ya i rmb ppl say drugs on my tagboard

hahahah

u all reading the correct person the blog liao.

to drugs

i most pro liao.

no1 is more pro than me.

cos i know nothing at all..

but i know that

drugs = no no

*not that taiwanese star la. he also dun take drugs i believe. later he got take i xia suay sia. I TINK!*

drugs = devil really uses geometrical set

i tink the devil likes to do proving.

maybe.

proving that if car A comes crashing to car B at certain angle

the person will be his to claim

lol

a load of bull

*dunno why sia. why say load. even if not bull also ppl keep using load leh.

load like..errr toad. lol*

maybe i tink i supposed to say bullfrog

dunno sia.

but i know sia = singapore international airlines.

:D

or airline. i not sure sia.

i can only be as sure as ensure. that milk thing

okay i feel the lame mood flyover me liao

nid to get a net to catch it.

shall get a vet to do it

lol.

before i can type the vet ah. u noticed i typed the shall

so i nid find seashells. :D

any1 wanna go to the beach?

dun ask bitches along lol

den can sing ling long liao.

like some siao ding dong also.

shun bian can play some ping pong.

:D

den can go zoo see king kong.

by this time

i tink i should stop liao

u know.

its like i just hate it when ppl

errr maybe some person.

okay oaky

give u example.

i talk some genius, dam creative, superbly fresh, never hear before, dam zai thing

like joke or something. something funny de

den i hate it hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

when ppl try to mimic

den add their own flavour *which normally taste like shit*

den twist here and there *machiam they on utwist. the osim one*

den say out the same tone, same pitch, same loudness, same annotation.

den expect every1 to laugh

den is SUPERLLLYYYYY LENG

LIKE COLD EVEN MORE THAN MY JOKES

budden hor.

if that person, can better it/ create a new twist out of it den still okay

but if really dam lousy and dam like shit u can just tell

good friend will say eh dam leng la

not good = keep quiet, ignore and continue drinking ice tea. lol

tink those who phail de right

they can just go viva la vida liao.

go join in cold play *im not saying coldplay not good or not original*

later tio wack by coldplay fans lol

viva la vida please.... *im okay with that song. not that its my favourite or anything*

i tink thats all for today children.

get an early break from my blog and go back into ur after Os activities

and please do not get cavities.

hey hey im not stupidz. :D

2008-10-28T18:36:00.002+08:00

dark daRK blue.....

burning down burning down..z.z

okay.

got that out of my system.

actually hor.

u should go get the toothbrush. systema

hahaha den can get things out of ur system.

like how. errrr

nvm forget it. wanted to talk something bout bio. decided to not do it

later i humiliate myself

:D

o ya.

got joke to share with you allz.

like joke.

serious.

wait ah
i tink some of you all hear i say before liao

some funny shit i saw on whose line issit anywayz.

my fav show wor ---> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ask u ah..

where is the best place to get diamond wor.

gues please.

give u a few moments ah.

guess

gue
guess
guess
guess
guess
guessguess
guess
guess
guess
guess
guessguessguessguess

guess
guess
guess
guess
guessguessguess

guess
guess
guess
guessguess
guess

okay ready?

hahah its a vegetable stall

cos vegetable stall got alot of carrots (carat)

LOL. pro shit sia.

eeee *pardon mez, i listening itunes so may just talk some random shit*

gonna change song now.

guess wad song now

hahaha

nvm forget it.

okay skipped
skipping.

O YES! tell u that creep is dam nice.

i listening now.

by lehhhhhhhhtiooooootao

which is radiohead.

o YES!

errr *shit sia got alot of some pop up*

i tink my brain works like some computer la.

suddenly surf dao some web den got pop up den just mention that pop up

o_O at least got no virus. haha

not like im sirius den got virus.

okay no link.

errr

u know the new channel

THE OKTO!

the one they split like wad

errr

its OK to lose.

some thing la.

they got DAM NICE SHOW

last time central got show de

please watch hor

lol * i realise i haven mention the show *

its those kind of feeling

when u do exam right.

den u do the question.

after u write finish the question liao den u realise

EH

forgot write some keyword inside.

den alamak sian.

den put some inverted v like this /\

to put in the word.

okay the show is called.

errr wait lemme see if i can find a vid on youtube. den link for you all

so kind right

like mac delivery sia. bring to your com.

brb.. 5 mins..

O YES! FOUND IT!

GENIUS SHIT.

you know genius. genius as in the new itunes that genius. yes

that genius

a good example is lc

haha

eee bad song again. change change change!

*snaps*

o yes thunderz.

LOM LOM LOM

dunno why. thats how my mum told me last time when i dam cute that time.

dam cute as in small la.

a bit sala liao,. cos i now also cute. hahahaha

bullshit crap alot.

eh not bad

bullshit crap alot

good phrasez.

thunder got the lom lom lom sound.

like talk to baby liddat sia.

o ya o ya.

the video.

errrrrrr

here it is.

its freaking nice la.

some comedy.

who doesnt like comedy right.

unless u kennedy lor

LOL. total no link.

its like some random bullshit

*unless i freddie lor. or unless i hady lor *

its mind your language okay. its some super hilarious show.

o ya it just aired last night

as in like heir to the throne that air

errrr 11 pm i tink

cos i CLEARLY freaking rmb

clashes with my amaazing raceeeee.

o ya

listen to hot n' cold by katy perry

actually hor.

all the songs i like i all get form 98.7 de leh

listen den like den blah blahblah.

ah. somehow hor. i dun tink i gonan reap very well leh. not like the reaper la

but somehow i dun tink i SOWed alot for Os sia.

*wa so holy that first time im talking about exams. esp Os*

i dun tink i study alot leh.

i dam afraid. *some1 call a comfort taxi for me please :D*

cos if its a case of you reap what u sow

den i would suck

cos i dunno how to sew. LOL

jkjk :P

i mean i didnt really study alot before the exams lor

so if its you reap what you sow den i really reap dam little.

just afraid.

but its like. cos i tink i paid attention to class this year le leh.

even though got distraction wor.

like playing with theodore. LOL

dunno wor. its just seems that i tink i had increased permeability when i studied for prelims

hopefully it doesnt turn out you reap what u sow situation.

or i will be like f9s all the way

O YES!

dark blue dark blue.

nice song
by jack mannequin

not bad sia the name of the artist
jack's mannequin
maybe jack is not with the bean stalk anymore

tink he got some shop after being a fashion designer

o yea please watch project runway.

i dunno why i watch such shows instead of studying sia

like i keep watching tv

crazy liao.z

but reality show like nice leh.

dam alot of drama.

like all mama u know.

and i tink my wrist has recovered yet

ji dan.

dam ma fan la

LOL.

supposedly some chinese physician bluffed me la.

got 1 use the medicine de say is some swollen part den i go treat le still pain

assholez.

lol

den i go another one

he say i is actually dislocated slightly.

den nvr treat until got flesh grow into the place where the bone is supposed to be.

now nid keep twisting it back to position.

ma fan.

lol he says the thing will affect my strength.

lucky is my right hand sia.

only affect my writing. *actually not alot. but let me say please lol*

okay i tink i shall tune in to more mind your language ! :DD

o yea

and to chow ah.

dun tink my blog posts so chim can

like he says each of my blog posts are supposed to convey a certain message through the words

like crazy sia i also not genius. *not in that way la. LOL *

i wont freaking spend too much time on post. jus tpost what comes to my mind

i mean thats greatness right

so i should drink guinness lol.

blog is but a blog. why bother so much? :D

MIND YOUR LANGGGUUAGEEE.. :D

heyall!!!! :D

2008-10-15T01:04:00.007+08:00

omg i felt so POSER when i typed that title. it was like

so UNLIKE ME!

lol its unlike like this.

okay. had to get that out of my mind

or mine

or mime!

err anyways. i felt like a fool again cos i pressed enter straight after i typed my title

YET

AGAIN!

like idiot man.

if u are fortunate enough.

you can like spot my blog having a post with a title and nothing in it

like *quotes mund*

an abyss of nothingness

of course

to have that kind of luck

you nidda get like bucks.

buck as in money as in rich

rich as in you can reach. not cannot reach

or hand too short

like mine.

LOL

wait.

thats not right.

i dun really have short arms/hands/fingers

i tink im average

like mean u know

mean in maths

i mean average is good

why not

but average is like

sooooo

average.

its like

average.

like everyone is white. except youre the one in black.

i mean black is cool

*o btw. on a freaking cool note. note as in take note,

written stuffs. not like piano key

u know the do, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun thingy. note as in

errr i actually named that picture or my beautiful painting, oddball*

its completely not like me to name anything or even use oddball.

like why the hell

would u use oddball, when u can play pinballs

like every1!!!

listen up.!

go ur start menu, go all programs, den go games,, and pinballs!

its free and its nice too.

too bad its available only in like spacey type of theme.

not spidey type of theme. *not that im really a fan of spiderman*

o yea. also. i recently just reformatted my com. *recent as in like yesterday or yesterday yesterday*

so much for like study break for studying. im like breaking.

tink ppl like me should just advertise for kitkatz.

*somehow i always tink kitkatz are like related to cats or such*

but no. cos i have personally ate them (them as in kitkat. not cats)

and i tasted no fur. not that i would love tasting marcus' fur.

i mean its rare of his fur. but still. no thanksz.

thanks as in like military tanks.

in any case, errr. shit i forgot what i gonna say *even though u gonna know what it is. like few seconds from now on*

if u didnt know, im like blogging at 1 20 in the morning.

hope you would understand my mental blogs hahahahah

*its kinda like those show where they PURPOSELY put those type of stupid things into show. like put in some lame joke thing, like its not even lame joke thing*

eg.

haha i got a mental blog.

get it? mental block? mental blog?

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

like the crazy ass guy who always laugh like siao in the show

den u realise

if its in a movie,

this guy *and normally its a guy*

will die first in the movie.

sad huh.

like wad mrs lim says. hero dies early.

but like so true.

cos funny ppl are so hero

hahah

of course im not saying myself

how could u tink im saying myself?

omg please.. im not that self centred.

im not that bhb canz.

my skin is not that thick lor.

im definitely not SELF CENTRED :P

okay. actually its not that centred but wadeva. lol

please admire my paint skillz

lol

o ya. i wanted to say something to silent readers of my blog

wonder if even got silent readers sia

like how silent. i mean all readers u read will silent de right.

where will like

woah what is this guy thinking man.

woah this guy is pro man *obviously the person is reading this blog den will say such comment*

i just wanna say this to those reading my blog nia la

dun tink too much.

im not really a global person

so i wont say this to ALL the silent readers in the world

cos me, myself, *i am a good boy*

is also a silent reader

o oyea about that random * i am a good boyt hing*

it actually comes in some funny thing that my cousin showed me like years ago. just rmbed it

if u wan me to show *although i would just show it if i rmb it*

it to you when i see you. just request. i will do :P

i mean it will be my OBLIGATION. i will be most obliged. chim word used.

the thing comes like "me, myself, i am a good boy"

its best with hand actions and stuffs. and must have the rhythmz. :DD

in any case. i tink i just wanan say this to all my silent readers

reality is a heavy hammer.

2008-10-07T19:47:00.002+08:00

somehow. i always feel that i look freaking cheesy in group photos.

dunno why. =/

just saw the photos posted on 402's blog.

*somehow i said 402 like im a foreigner*

hahaha.

*like some foreign body ah*

but at least better than busybody
LOL

o yea. tink i gonna post a video up

like naoooo..

i freaking love how the crowd sings WORD FOR WORD along with jason mraz

:DDDDDD

amazing sia.

anyway.

the past week for before and during study break was errr

eventful.

well. as most posts i do.

daily events dont actually have a part in the posts

and so.

dun prepare urself for like *omg how eventful was ur day?*

*i wanna know pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeee*

*i'll give u balloons and candy if u doooooooooo*

at this point in time

i will be in a non-wedding mood and say

I

DONT

DOOOOO

hmm. i don't really know what to say.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

actually i feel that reality hits hard.

like how i feel that im.

errrr

hard to say

well

if its hard to say!

den it must not be said

*actually no link. but i dun feel like saying. its like a self realisation thingy*
*serves no purpose as to say it out*

anyway.

im eating my dinenr now and its not bad i have to say.

its not bad

like not just that its smelly or expired thus bad

but as in it tastes nice.

like nice like lice on the back of marcus' back

or his bag.

haha

somehow. i feel ur virus may have transferred to me just cos i stood outside,

at the corridor.

strong virus leh. :P

somehow. i tink theres some link to einstein's logic of relativity.

maybe thats how i linked everything.

cos im as smart as einstein! haha

*thats bullshit. cos i wasnt thought to be retarded when i was small :P*

like how it always seem chances are not really chances.

and how the things i agree upon.

not really go out as plan

lol.

den after everything

u will think like

*aiya. should have planned it that way. den superb le!*

ya right.. like u could have planned the future, unless your some god.

brain empty now. shall go off before i type crap stuff plus no link stuff

plus things that are meaningless plus things u dont understand cos im talking about

stupid things.

haha~~~!

2008-09-20T16:06:00.005+08:00

yes! at least im not that stupid now to directly press enter

and go postings and delete a new post with just a title and no content.

even though at most times, i rather contented with myself

i probably give myself 100 out of 100 marks

:D

marks as in points or score.

not the German currency *maybe im wrong. sounded something like that.*

and omg!

nothing happen basically
haha

i just went to play ping and pong with yq.

kukued here and there a bit.

so i malued along the way also.

den can become kukumalu *the brand la*

and imma crazy over The Lion Sleeps Tonight

by the tokens

u know those tokens u use to play arcade.

esp the candy machine * even though they use coins. ah but wth*

u know the freaking high song they put into that machine

the *den den den den den, den den den den den den, den den den den den, lion

den den den den den * (i know probably u cant catch the tune. but still. enjoy the

dens, maybe u can find a lion inside them) *hint, words maybe tell black lies.*

haha

in other words....i love you ( i meant to say, in other words, highlight words)

that is if u really are freaking extreme and didnt get the hint *like omg. i cant believe it*

speaking of extreme, More Than Words - Extreme is nice. do get it :D

although its old *and jasmine is able to play that tune well. haha *

but still, its nice!

nice like lice. haha

u know i have stupid links between words like.

water like bottle (totally meaningless shit)

computer like laptop

*no its not the fuzzy wuzzy type*

(its just random shit)

like u can say

shit like lc

lc like shit

tv like radio

ping like pong

bat like bat. (hahah)

tink its btr said verbally

den i will probably burst out laughing and hope u get influenced to laugh also.

*hope as in u know the perfume. the ahem. " Courage for him, Hope for her" the felicia chin

advertisement one. :D *

o ya. please get iris by the goo goo dolls

dunno why they so goo goo

but just listen.

o shit my hand is aching.

yes!

my itunes has just tuned to IRIS BY THE GOO GOO DOLLS!

*actually i jsut basically lied cos i just clicked on it so i can type out the lyrics :D*

wait. lemme rewind. stupid sentence above made me skip alot of verses le.

(one other note, my itunes is one repeat all and random shuffe *basically i just repeated myself by saying random den shuffle again. but ahhhhh heck*)

*rewind*

okay! lets begin!

actually i dunno why they called it iris anyway.

okay. forget it. i change my mind. *gonna wash my brain. wishy-washy* :D

maybe when chorus come den i will type.

okay thats now.

and i don't want the world to see me, cos i dun tink that they can understand when everythings meant to be broken, i just want to know who i am. :DDDDD

for those ppl who dunno why this song was called iris

i guess its probably the singers are all freaking into bio.

like totally

totally

totally
totally

like from baby
*bio bio bio bio bio*

so they like to bio things (bio as in hokkien)

haha nice link right.

just like ester link.

and amide like dynamite link.

hahaha

wrist pains again. gonna stop typing le.

been trying to heal my wrist.

guess im not that tall yet

*heal as in hill* :P

ahhh pains.

hey hey yeh.

2008-09-02T21:19:00.001+08:00

actually.i don't think i have anything to blog about.

not anything about block

or drawing block.

u know. i realised drawing block quite cool.

just that i never really made used of it.

other than anyhow draw here draw there.

just saw the advertisement on tv. on the liu de hua de concert.

feel like going. hahaha

ben xiao hai is nice wor. go listen :P

shall listen to more nice songs. from my itunes.

get them all ppl. excellent music :D

like ai de chu ti yan!!!!

shiok wor.

ru guo shuo ni yao li kai wor~~~~

wor wor wor wor wor

hahaha.

extreme no link like nike.

nvm nike is some random stuff.

those ppl who got scientific calculator i tink got random function.

go try wor.

nice. can just random shit.

perhaps u may get a odd
get an even number?

haha.

if u innovative de hua.

can even bet on next one is odd or even lor.

or bigger than wad number or smaller than wad number

OMG! dun follow this auntie teach u how to gamble wor.

unless u as pro as the street fighter the gamble. can throw card ah..

den sshio hsiohfoiehaklfjd * add sound fx here*

den jiaaaaaaaak *put picture of sliced neck*

for you ppl out there.

*not in there ah*.

dun follow the ways to gamble please. just for reference and reading pleasure nia.

not pressure hor.

sibei no link.

OKAY!

i gonna apply pressure to ur screen!!!

by spreading words all over ur screen :P

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

pro ah. haha.

shall apply this!

F. win that one in terms of pressure la.

somemore capital letter.

like capital city that important nia.

shitz0r.

now like no mood study.

nvm!

shall sea shell like a study shelf with selfish shores.

extreme links!

like ester link or amide link.

nhco, cooh.

pro shit.z

yay!

first prize. *ahem. first prize. goes to the person named elsie.*

*for the most creative like creative de person*

ahhhh i dun tink i can type about anymore thing.

o crap. i just talked some broken english!

OMG!

my cueball must be out of shape now..

*english is the term for spin when playing pool. pool as in stick and poke. not wave ur hands crazy like michael phelps*

have to say michael phelps is dam gay.

like wad i heard theodore said.

if michael phelps is a country. he would be ranked top 20 lor.

haha. actually quite true ah.

so many gold.

gold until he dun wan go liao ah.

haha

shall stop here :D

hello again, its you and me

2008-08-18T20:05:00.004+08:00

omg. finally. after 2 tries. i got it right

feel so dumb lor.

type the title. den pressed enter twice

den kanna posted like a poster for twice.

TWICE LEH.

waste my time la.

type title, enter twice, delete 2 posts
den repeat this step again.

oohhhhhh ma ghod.

imagine that sia.

troublesome right.

so i should get some troubleshooting help.

wait i also not shooting sia.

actually i tink shooting quite cool.

like qoo. the drink u know.

the small small character. with the white grape flavour de.

nice hor. go try. hard to buy leh. but nice.

one of my fav drinks.

my utmost fav drink

= gulp of 7 eleven.

with coke light, 100 plus, lemon tea and f&n grape

shiok LOL.

must add it almost equal proportional.

den best.

like best denki.

woah jia lat.

my stead nvr reply me.

kanna dao like siao

hahaha. steads include kia chuan and kahwee. LOL pimple team ftw!

picture this.

omg i jsut pictured for you.

NVM!

we shall all sing.

pictures of you. pictures of me. hung upon ur wall. for the whole to see.

see see like maggi mee :D

o ya.

my hearts out to the person i did wrong to today

hope my apology reached u.

as guys do, we seldom give care to the things we say or do.

therefore i hope u do not take it to heart about what we said.

:D smile more please. exams stress seem to hit you the hardest.

though i know this person i am refering to may not read this post.

im just glad ive made the decision to repent.

*CHIONG AH! WALL OF REPENTANCE!*

i just want to say on behalf of whoever you have taken into account to be kuku people

that we are sorry. *dont force me sing "sorry by buckcherry" :D*

we may be assholes but we still can feel guilt :D

o btw. to the person who know who i am referring to. and whom reads this post,

just keep this on the lowdown. though i know u may probably want to discuss with me about this.

okay. after that rather guilty and emo-y post,

i realised that i should go for an "emo for a day" event.

wo fa xian wo very difficult to emo.

seriously.

like even if try emo my best. also will think of lame things den kuku up liao.

any1 who wishes to join this movement can help me to gather support!

den can together decide on a date and day which we will EMO FOR A DAY!

i surely hope it is a monthly/weekly thing.

dun look at emo as a bad thing.

i actually admire ppl who can emo sia

dam pro. emo without getting distracted.

nid certain focus and skill de hor.

so. come and sign up!

EMO FOR A DAY~

hope

2008-08-09T12:27:00.002+08:00

hey there.

been blog hopping.

realised many ppl have since put their blog into privacy

like how only certain users are allowed entries and such.

hopefully that doesnt happen to some ppl's blog that i visit

without them knowing i visited them

*o shit i feel like a freaking stalker*

*i should go get some flower and become a stalk :O*

o yea and my prelims sucked bad.

dunno why i become so stupid.

maybe cos of kangwei and the bee incident T_T

or maybe cos i swung a tennis racket into myself

*sibei dumb*

and i lost to jun long la. wth. T_T

got owned by him in chem.

nooo~

no wonder arthur lam says its a mystery

*sibei no-link. for those who dunno its chemistry so its a mysterY*

think my science no more a1 le. cham la

siao sia.

shit. my l1r5 i scared more than 15.

below 10 is my actual target lor. T_T

target target.

should have had a btr bow. den can shoot btr.

T_T

but like what they say.

its the carpenter and not the tools.

okay thats done and done.

shall not talk anymore about results.

if not will have a resultant force. *lol*

so for u ppl out there.

to have a good result

must have a good resultant force.

that is to have a large mass with large acceleration.

with that.

you will be

IMBA

so that is to say.

u write things must have good acceleration.

like starting write 1 word den already up to speed le.

as u write more.

u will get faster and faster and faster

until u see the exam hall

filled with black smoke.

den u burn the paper until very shuang.

den okay.

den mass meaning u must write ALOT of substance in ur answer

not just weight okay.

weight referring to amount of words

but mass refers to substance inside an object right.

so when u answer must have ALOT ALOT ALOT of mass and substance.

but doesnt mean nid to have alot of weight :D

so when u have substance plus heck lot of speed,

u will own

no la. you wont actually own the paper.

cos the paper not u buy one ma

*wait. u bought the paper*

i mean....the paper belongs to the trees

yay!

lol.

heng my sms no more baoing le.

now it is back to normal. :D

NO MORE anormally!

hope of a certain reader.

2008-08-05T20:16:00.002+08:00

my sms almost bao le.

left 11 sms for 2 days. pro shit.

hope u all can bear with me like a bear for 2 more days.

den i can sms freely again.

cheers.

:D

hope u all had a good time reading this short post.

or u can go for reader's digest.

rmb eat dinner de read.

if not ur dinner will not be digested.

my one u read le wont digest.

just read for fun one.

while u chew u read.

like u talk to birdie chew.

talk to her u will zi ran er ran keep chewing.

not bad sia.

talk to me will go like some siao kia train.

choo chooo. chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo~

update update.

2008-07-28T17:40:00.002+08:00

so far the prelims have been quite kuku.

it is either hard or easy i tink

bu got papers that if u study well enough should be able to ace it

ace like the ace of spades those kind.

not those ace of diamond lousy one.

ahah

shall not depress myself with exams shit.

or make ppl who THINK they did well to be called your highness

or make ppl who THINK they did lousy to be called peasants

no link bah. the peasants part.

except they got lots of peas.

spare me a pea please.

pretty pretty pea please

sibei no link but nvm.

studying physical geog now.

at least tml can go home early or play ball :D

my fav. is to play ball

den can kuku here and there.

act a bit of seh here seh there

until u become pai kia

den when u are a pai kia and u act seh

u will paiseh

pro sia.

pro like singapore airlines.

lines like those foolscap those lines.

today i realised poa students got special foolscap.

dam cool la.

instant bingo/tic tac toe paper.

bet they do that during lesson.

sian liao den play tic tac toe/ bingo / sudoku

den act japanese do sudoku

end up realised cannot do

can only eat sushi

den go sakae den make them earn money

globalisation......

nice link here and there.

anyway. i wish all of those who freeze with me during exam good lucks.,

now i shall laugh at girls, esp those with short skirts.

den can laugh at them freeze to death.

hahahahaha

sadistic sia.

like kahwee today say

smack one fly at his table den sweep to the floor

den not enough. buay song go use the chair squish it

bet got one soft sound. *sqqqqquiiiisshhhhh*

den the juice come out

package liao u can have 100% fruit juice. (cos maybe its fruit fly)

so dun kanna scam by fruit juice sia

later is gather from fruit fly de.

den they fake u

must be real

like how i am
:D

shall MAYBE type again another day :D

i wish singing to the same tune could tune frequency den can hear btr.

guess...

2008-07-15T20:23:00.004+08:00

not the brand.

i just guess...you never really know unless you try

but since dunno when,

ive turned from a gryfinddor to wadeva crap

nothing brave

nothing solid (dunno why solid)

nothing heroic

nothing out of the ordinary

maybe that what makes a capricorn

esp when u totally suck at the aspect of life.

maybe..

im just supposed to live a free life

not free as in no nid use money pay

but free as in

freeeee

free like a bird (like birdie)

fl y around here and there.

maybe..

just maybe.

but then again, guys cant really be sure.

a guy's mind is just too freaking simple.

like 1 + 1 = 2

and not 1 + 1 = 11 or something

perhaps thats why the most we must solve the most chim thing on earth

just to enjoy pure happiness for the rest of our lives.

some have solved tat question.

others like me just lay hopelessly waiting for a solution to appear by itself

and they do appear by themselves.

just that its rare.

guess past experiences still haunt me

though they seem far.

very far.

time again. has proved its worth.

it has made things more complicated for me.

on a heavier note, (i actually mean lighter, just trying to act funny. though not funny at all. stupid right)

im in deep trouble for not revising finish for my prelims.

guess...

2008-07-15T20:23:00.001+08:00

o_o bored

2008-07-03T21:49:00.002+08:00

wow not bad

i guess what i do when im bored is do this

110 words

Speed test

not bad. new record :D!!

moves are practically broken la. T_T

i dun tink i have much to say today

just that ppl have realised i have 3 moods

lame, serious and high

tink lame and high can be kinda similar.
or all 3 interlinked.

these few days i find it so hard to keep emo la

like every1 around u so high how to keep emo. T_T

things has been going rather swell for ferrari and his donut partner.

swell like swellling

like swell until dun wan go take water from the well.

i just hope some1 could help me

maybe u just know it when u know it :D

*i wish i wish with all my might, to fly with dragons in this neverending night*

on the highway

2008-06-20T23:44:00.004+08:00

i tink thats what highways are built for.

for ppl to get high sia.

den maybe u ask about lowway

den i will say "it rhymes with norway"

or even no way.

but the truth is that.

on that way, ure supposed to sing "low" all day long

i tink thats it bah.

holidays ending le.

but also not bad ah. can see frens soon le

plus ppl wont be chionging revision behind ur back without ur notice

hahahahahah

thats good lo.

but must get self motivated and be those jian ppl.

i tink they dam zai sia.

dunno how they cage themselves up and chiong all day and all night

sings

"all day and all night, step out for a bite

feklajgkljae delight 24/7 guieoaurlk come down to mac tonight!"

thats the mac 24/7 song. not bad wor. love the moon guy hahaha

for those who know of ferrari's 7 wives and 1 husband.

he just did something funny today on the com

he actually forwarded "secret crush" email to me.

tinks hes trying to find new wife or husband hahaha

o for xinmin ppl, please go see timetable.

its out le wor.

i tink got some problems here and there

esp on wednesday

hahahah guess i nid to cramp 128475089137804 burgers into my stomach to survive through the 3 hours of lessons :P

nidda finish my hws first. before i can revise for freaking exams.

wonder how they get so good results at o levels

tink i should tink of this phrase more often

"dun tink too complicated, o lvl questions are not that difficult"

but like teachers will say....

guess wad they say

hahaha
actually its not those.

dun be complacent bull shit

its not like we dont know

*ps i dun mean to offend any teachers. good reminders they are*

but in exams there are questions which allow average students to just pass the papers and

questions which allow above average students to shine hahah

shine like shoe kanna shined by cobbler

shined like how suns shine on u and u stare at it

den u get blind and have to wear sunglasses

eh wth what did i just say o_O

i meant u nidda get a cane

perhaps u can go qiang with the pandas for sugar cane

not bad.

can chew while u walk haha

den got ppl come whack u u also can wack back.

den we can all play whacko!

i'll stop and publish here. shall go and do some things that make me high

like finding out how fast i type

pretty slow actually lol. but i'll give it a try :D

*this is edited post part. non edited was done at 23 44pm lol*

ooo i came back like close to 1 hour later lol

FINALLY reached my target. had an average of around 93 or 94 word per minute but

this was it! hahaha

100 words

Speed test

*edit done at 00 40 *

an asshole?

2008-06-07T23:05:00.004+08:00

dunno if i'll become an asshole by doing what i did

what happened today i tink showed my evil side

muahhahaha

there was this stupid uncle aboard bus 89.

and theres me, opposite him and my sister with her fren beside her

errrr wait lemme upload how the scene was.

it was at the lower deck of the bus. at the back.

it was the lower deck. the other ppl were up front. so doesnt really matter

anyways. this uncle was an asshole.

he was reading newspapers (the uncle is HIM)

he had a ring to his left hand fourth finger (married ass)

and between reading articles and articles, he would steal glances at my sister

i know my sister is pretty and im handsome. (the handsome part is besides the point)

but throughout the whole journey his stupid ass glances were more than i could take.

he kept giving that stupid smirk like he was a smurf (nice link there)

and i flared up. i could feel my nose burning lol.

den my nose became all sensitive and shit. (the usual, but more active cos of the anger part)

den i delibrately exteneded my leg across the walkway nearer to his leg.

i stared and glared without losing contact with his eyes.

the next time he took another glance, i stepped his foot.

it was unlike me. but i took the chance, knowing the fact that it was in public.

my sister noticed my leg extending and ask me to be careful not to step his foot. (before stepping i mean)

he was engrossed in reading his newspapers. so he didnt notice my leg extending.

the moment i stepped him, he looked at me.

i didnt say anything. but i just stared at him.

tink he got the message.

den he took LESS glances at my sister.

and he

being such an adult.

even went to lengths to rub his eyes, acting he was tired.

he rubbed it like alkfjdaklfj klf times.

and taking glances while rubbing.

he wasnt reading the newspaper by now.

but it was my freaking mistake. to tink he was really rubbing his eyes when i finally noticed he was using that as an excuse to glance at my sis.

after noticing my mistake, i immediately extended my foot again to show a warning.

he took the warning and looked to the front of the bus and went off at his stop.

btw my sis wasnt wearing anything revealing at all.

tinking about it. i wish i would have stepped more on him.

he deserved to get slapped with like bullshit everywhere.

being a married man, not infering that he shouldnt take galnces at pretty girls,

i would tink he would have LESS of those dirty behaviour.

not saying he cant have. but he SHOULDNT. at least not so much as this ass was having

overall, this guy is a total asshole and i hoped to have more punches at him.

maybe i'll just do this. hahahah

a song for me and you

2008-06-05T19:50:00.003+08:00

okay. just gonna try this. hope it works :D

note. im doing this as i type it haha

*it follows rudolph the red nose reindeer's rhyme*

*it starts with rudolph the red nose reindeer*

there was a bedtime story

all about this little boy

end.

yay

claps please :D

im still eat dinner.

yum yum

taste it :D

its errr

sweet, sour, salty, spicy, bitter

wow i just realised theres 4 Sses and 1 B

tink the person who created those tastes were created by some1 by the name of ass.

okay. im gonna tube for more vids like this !

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU

o btw. i also recommend constipated :D

weird al yankovic ftw!~

okay. i know u are probably busy to search for constipated

i shall give u a headstart.

http://www.google.com/ :DDDDD

okay la dun fool le hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd9C2GCS5U&feature=related

theres constipated
ignore the pictures. click "more" and see lyrics :D

hahaha

okay. i shall click the publish post now.

:P

cat got my tongue

2008-05-23T22:27:00.003+08:00

*silent*

thats what cat got my tongue means LOL

by means of checking yong qing's slang dictionary :D

its dam cool like

den you are supposed to say

youre dam tootin' !

which means absolutely hahaha

:D

a lesson in england by professsor LC

listen carefully. cos its a Listening Comprehension

one day.

a boy walked home.

and he did routine stuffs.

question 1. (the one and only)

what did he do at home?

a) he watched brainiac and realised it was good to use Laser Assisted Measuring Equipment
(LAME)

b) he played computer all day

c) he spend the whole day actually outside playing ball. den coming home at night.

b) he typed this post and many other things such as. errr <-- *points*

e) he knew you, the reader would end up reading up til option e and hope for option f to appear

f) he knew ppl were gonna click ' add to favourites' when ppl visited his blog.

g) he hoped that someday. he would be left about someone. *tink right and left* (cos im a lefty :D)

h) he reflects upon how bad he was today at the bball court.

i) he dreams and wishes he was as good as pete maravich :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y5KAaercTI

j) he hopes nobody noticed there wasnt an option d

l) he hopes ppl had just scrolled up to check if thre was an option d

end of story hahaha

im bored. gonna watch more pete maravich vids :D

my england are best

2008-05-11T12:16:00.002+08:00

hey all.

feel like typing alot.

muhahaha

suffer the wrath of my letters!

*licks more stamps*

*runs to the postbox and puts in the "TO ALL" slot*

ive never been this close to anyone or anything

i can hear ur thoughts i can see ur dreams

i dunno how u do what u do

im so in love with u

just keeps getting better.

i wanna spend the rest of life

with you by my side

forever and ever...

every little thing that you do

baby im amazed by you

*lc stops singing*

hahaha i was singing in my mind. thats why u couldnt hear me

nice wor..

get the song

amazed hahaha
old song but i cant be bothered :D

fun also leh

try typing to the lyrics of the song as it is being played :D

fun fun fun

*sings the spongebob song*

change song!

o btw amazed is by lonestar :D

really like loner star..

i bet hes from honeystars hahah

*sings another song*

dum di dum dum dum dum di dum

when the night has come

and the land is dark

and the moon is the only light we'll see

no i wont be afraid oh i wont be afraid

jsut as long as u stand stand by me

AND DARLING DARLING

stand by me

stand by me

ohhh stand

stand by me

stand by me

if the sky that we look upon,

should tumble and fall *tinks chicken little*

*stops singing*

hahaha cannot catch up le

lag behind the song

im gonna slack off my weekedn yet again..

yesterday actually wanted to do work until late late

but mum say

no! sleep at 2

"3 please :D" *gives a smile*

"2"

"3"

"2"

okay lets buy buay bio 2323

or alternatively can buy mazda 323

not bad the car.

:D

im eating chicken rice now

any1 want?

i'll send via DHL *you pay wor*

and the give alot of rice wor

dunno how they make money

but they give the chicken like dam little

maybe thats why

=/

like chicken little sia

tink i should get back to my walking home schedule

been slacking off and repaying with playing ball

*girlie thoughts*
and i tink i lost weight

dunno how come. like nvr do anything different

*end of girlie thoughts. im not homo. but im gay. gay as in happy*

okay im getting bored now

tink im going off to play wow :D

say WOW!

*poof*

im back from rotting with the rottensz

2008-04-21T20:30:00.003+08:00

ahhh.. back from the badminton finals

xinmin won :D

champions champions.

hope can get some champagne.

no link nvm.

how about chandelier?

kk nvm its getting worse.

like bad to worse

where in this case its not really bad, but its just no link

den u nid find the cable...

which is ex, to link them together. =/

ahh i guess its hard to tell.

and i also tink time cannot tell.

cos time has no mouth.

=/

maybe if i borrow a mouthpiece somewhere, it will help.

any1 can loan me one?

i just nid time to tell me something

not "something"

but something

not "something"

but something

not "something"

but something.

ah ha!

have u forgotten what i've said?

*lc crosses his fingers in hope that ppl would have scrolled up
before reading this and feel stupid*

cross cross circle circle

lets all play tic tac toe

i win.

by the time u read this post, i wouldnt have enough patience to
wait for u to make ur move.

so u forfeited
yay

grats me now

or foreva hold ur peace

remember, whateva u say or do can and will be used against u in the court of law.

u have the right to remain silent too =D

silent like

*squeek squeek squeeek*

*crow flies past*

*leng chang*

okay

ive returned from coffee break.
*i dun actually drink coffee. im rather healthy*

hope u enjoyed the sight of the crow, the sound of the cricket and sense the still of the night.

o and the freaking trip back home was freaking long

like long

long long long

like long

until long

is cannot long

long like cannot long.

is like.. u nid to spend 15 mins to spell the "l"

so u can roughly know how long i took sia.

argh

listen music all the way like until dam sian.

and thought about what happened in class again. =/

i tink i should just fill my life with basketball.

and study of course

so i dun get distracted by other things.

machiam like i eat mentos

and ppl squeeze diet coke in me.

den BOOM

boom boom booom

moob moob moob

byez0r

im off

blasting off from the boomz

save me while im staying on pluto.

OUCH!

2008-04-05T13:23:00.001+08:00

sibei suay.

cant believe it.

a minor ankle sprain

and 2 wrist sprains in a day.

tats what u get for playing ball. =/

hope i can write by the day the test comes

:(

yozr0z back from hiatusz.r

2008-04-01T20:18:00.002+08:00

hiatusz0rz

just cos im busy with W0w =DDD

its like the wow meal KFC orders.
the OR fillet burger and the shrooms burger.

o yea mentioning that

*keep ur mouths shut please, the saliva is covering ur keyboard le*
SOON! ur hands shall be in wet shit! and u have germs!

i have a free shrooms burger thingo

u guys wan must ask from me fast wor =D

but its only 1, so maybe i wanna keep for myself =D

yea i love to sell fish. im a fish monger, i can catch fish with my pencil case too.

*points to long dangling shits from my pencil case*

*notice i use pencil case. not pencil box. more class wor~ *

its like class 95.

95 class, 5 percent wild.

i tink im like that

okay bah maybe more on wild
cos i have frens like marcus

so i tink i considered living in the forest le bah =/

not bad wor. free food from any tree. just pluck.

pluck and cluck like a chicken

*po po keh!*

wait thats rooster. =/

ahhh!!!
PAINRZ0RZ

played bball just now. fun wor. i tink bball just ownz.
even though i kanna cap alot and kanan bang like a butterfly

*i have no reason why the butterfly came into mine. just added it for effect.*

den suddenly!

it came!

the series of unfortunate event done by count ALAF!

i sprained my ankle!

PAINRZ0RZ

APIN
AHAHHAHAA
AHHHHHHHHH
PAIN
PAIN
PAIN

COMEON SCREAM WITH ME !! PAIN

AHHHHHHH
OUCHCHCHHCHC
*imagines a concert and ppl screaming like siao*

o btw
theres a nice song by timbaland feat some1 else. its called scream

its nice go hear

my very good, kind, caring, meticulous (i love this word alot. because its long)
sister has kindly sent me.

=D and she bought some bread for me wor

*applause please*

clap clap clap

dun be lazy like dumbledore hor. go clap with 2 finger. LOL

AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S!

randomxz0r

ahhhhhhh PANIC! (at the disco)

2008-03-11T23:57:00.004+08:00

ahhhhh!

so little days left to melizo!!!!!!

OMGZ.0RZ0RA-FDA0F0XZ-TF

PANIC PANIC PANIC

PANIC PANIC ROOOOOM!
the movie.

no link. nvm

ahhh die ahh....

scared i screw myself on stage. nooooooooooo!!!

ahhhhh!!!!

how?

how????????

crap la.
sian.

im just anxiously waiting for the time when they say

"the concert has finally come to and end. please exit."

and then hopefully, nobody will come and jeer at me whatsoever.

pressure ah!!!

*sticks pressure gauge into LC and measures...............
...............................
.....................ti, ti ti,...............
>>>>>>>> over limit<<<<<<<<<<<

NOOOoooooo o btw ive taken a liking into vitas and the dedication he sang.. =DDDD

its so melodic sia.z.-.z..z
power countertenor.
i shall crap less and let the vid do the talking eh? =D link here. =D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9zIJhv3ddk

watch it wor.

but dun on ur volume so loud

the sharpness will kill u

like a knife

and its not blunt.

not like james blunt

james blunt's you're beautiful wont kill u

but this will.

*plays the jaws music. den den den dne den den DENNNNN*

o btw. i tink i should take more air flights. just to collect SIA poker cards. i tink they are cooolll

if not. some1 please donate poker cards. thanks
=D

ahh dun tink i have much to blog about

tml is camp. hope its fun. though theres like 10 hours of training for the whole camp.

*come to tink of it. its quite litttle*
just hope mr yong wont get angry wor.sz.

IM GETTING BALD!

hair loss
i nid go beijing
for the olympics
for hair growth.

=(

continued from the previous post.

2008-02-28T19:30:00.003+08:00

i believe my posts are getting shorter and shorter.

kiu zuiing.

walking alone

2008-02-28T19:24:00.002+08:00

back home is fun. so is walking.

just walking. walking from here to there, from there back here makes my day so fulfilling =)

its nice to take a trip on bus 11 and go to the 11th stop and wonder at the 11th wonder of the world.

11 is a nice number.

double 1
double ace
ban ban.
pays 3 times.

=D

o yea. and i tink i have alot of things to do this weekend. no moment of rest. (until i sleep that is)

o btw walk is also a good word

notice how it is included in so many phrases/names

1. johnny walker
2. never walk alone
3. i cant tink of anymore. so i shall just crap. A walk home- song by lc

but seriously. u guys should try walking home alone.

its fun bah. talking to urself. enjoying the walk. talking to urself. timing yourself.
talking to urself.

its not only healthy, it prevents the psycho from coming out of u. hahahaha

im contradicting myself. o_O

bye. i shall walk away now.

hi world.

2008-02-19T19:55:00.002+08:00

everything been's accumulating on me.

i tink ppl like lion, yq and gao liang also LOL

like if we do the cumulative graph

the value would be dam big la.

like big.

big until like pig.

coolzeszeze

pigs are cool!

haha.

ahh..

wish me gd luck for tml's choir.

really need it

later cant make it wor.

lol.

happy homeworks.

happy schooling.

school is fun

friends are fun

most imptly

typing is fun

=D

P.S. i love you

2008-02-16T00:47:00.002+08:00

well. i tink the movie was kinda nice. dunno why the others didnt like it as much as i did

dunno if im weird or wad.

but i found it quite deep. and meaningful LOL

wouldnt bees be attracted to a guy who spends time and effort over you?

i mean its like. its smart and also dam romantic lo.

darn. LOL. i mean he wouldnt have to do it after he died. but should do it

like on a natural basis.

heck. LOL forget what i said

unless u watch the movie or read the book, dun bother LOL.

anyway. hi.

im sleeping le.

bye

see you like......

dunno when bah.

happy CNY

2008-02-08T13:23:00.000+08:00

before i start,
(o looks like i already started my post)

den.

2nd thing after i start, i wanan say happy chinese new year manz

hope u guys collected or are collecting ur ang baos at this moment.

rmb hor. if u ever collect more than 50 bucks. make sure u treat me can. =D

treat ah.

treat.

treat
treat
treat
treat
treat

dun tink i have much to post.

lol.
hmm..
let me tink

*random random random*

RAWR

im a lion

*unrandom unrandom unrandom*

darn. tink i really ran out of things to talk about sia..

noooo
this cant happen to me

im too happening!
nooooooooooooooooo

o man my com's lagging

cant believe it

my "noooooooooooooo"

turned out on the screen like no o o o o oo o

lag until cannto lag

must be the lag monster is just outside my door

i shall take my...
errr

wait any1 noe how to fight a lag monster?

i not very sure leh.

must be something super fast de

if not the aura of the monster will cause me to slow until cannot slow sia..

until i kanan 1K
all the molecules stop moving

super cold.z

liddat good leh. bring something close to the lag monster den instantly turn to icecream

yum yum. ice cream

ah good.

i noe! i shall sneak up on him and catch him

den can sell things with him.

from ice to ice cream

wootz.z

o btw

please go play the tennis game on shockwave

i give u headstart. if u too lazy to open a new browser.

www.shockwave.com

yea thats it.

try other games also hor.

=P

ah.

stupid chnl 5

just had a stuckup.

like one moment playing jack the MVP

den next moment play other things

just goes to show theres nothing perfect in life

so guys. stop being perfectionist. (cant deny that im kinda like one) *wait maybe im like two.*

(i dunno leh. one the shen cai so good like 1 sia so skinny. i tink i wnana be 8 den got curvature.)

*curvature is nice you mei you. like artistic)

anyway i tink even if ur shen cai anyhow de also nice lor.

cos in this modern world (compo phrases), randomness is what makes artists look talented

den i tink hor

next time if got SINGAPORE'S GOT TALENT

all the artist win liao lor.

hands down sia. even if nobody put hand up to vote for them, they will s till win

just because they can win hands down.

den they just say "random"

and they win liao

every1 will be so blown away,

they wont even noe they are in america in a few seconds

so every1! please pay attention

remember to bring wings hor.

chicken wing also can, if that helps u best, to steer when u get blown away

i tink chicken wings best leh. u just keep eating. so u wont get blown

u will roll sia.

but i tink getting blown away is a luxury lor.

like how often u get lifted off the ground and get a free ticket to other countries? (i mean for me. i get lifted off the ground easy. kanna a few times le)

free ticket leh..

tink about that. ppl have to audition to get a golden ticket to hollywood

urs free sia.

no accomodation la.

but u get to enjoy the full breeze. natural breeze sia.

the breeze is gonna be sarce soon due to pollution

so why not enjoy it. i bet u, ppl will auction for ur lungs and blood sia

after u die i mean.

gd leh. den u can enjoy wealth even after death.

eee bad to say death.
okay!

life!

the straits time portion.

please go read.
*no reason why i ask u to read. just read*

it gives u the tv programme list *shit some1 please tell me whats the proper term. i can only tink of programme lineup. nothing else T_T *

noooo
bye ^^

what can i say.

2008-01-24T19:51:00.000+08:00

tats what i got.

got wheeling.

2008-01-21T20:14:00.000+08:00

hi.

i suddenly felt the want/need to post.

thank me please.

i guess my posts are almost as meaningless as jia lin one's hahaha

in a way that we seldom blog about daily events but of random shit.

which is good.

can help to train on ur expansion skills

helps in both mindmapping and maths

explorer

explorer.

explorerrerer.

explore the place.

of the explorer

where u explore stuff

hidden by the fog of war (i tink only ppl who play games know this)

anyway its like.

MUHAHA

a surprise right? i finally incorporated pictures into MY BLOG!

NOBEL PRIZE PLEASE.~

anyway i tink my pictures are gonna be like drawings.

2 circle 2 dot.

cute drawing.

cute

LOL

hi. this shall be a short post.

short like me

cant believe im the shortest guy in the class now.

argh

BUT SHORT DOESNT MATTER RIGHT?

LEFT!

its kinda depressing bah. i have to say.

everyone around u is like 165- 18x

dam tall la. asss....

especially that day at ngee ann.

felt so out of place.

like u noe.

got this equation

LLLLLiLLLL

duno why equation.

but its like that la. all tall tall one.

all volleyballers somemore.

dam sad. lol..

den that day go for section leader training,

was the shortest of the 4 of us even thought the rest of them all wearing short pants

could clearly hear the giggles and all crap.

BUT

I CHOSE TO TAKE IT ALL IN

LIKE I HAVE A VACUUM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEST

SUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHH

SUCK LIKE A SUPER SUCKER

SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

SUCKK

den when u done

u can say

i suck.

HELLOW. HELLOW HELLOWEEEEEEEN

2008-01-16T20:35:00.000+08:00

hi.

im here now

not then

not just now

not later

=P
*sticks out tongue to mimic as much as LC can with the emoticon*

wa. deal or no deal hunks

not bad. all hunks.

woah. not bad sia the looks

one shift of the camera

i instantly grab for bucket sia.

really dam good looks

ahhaha jkjk

i tink i have this thing with teachers

and IT ALWAYS HAPPENS

dunno why also.

happened quite alot of times

let me do a bit of role play.

*yes and i tink role play is lying. like lying on a bed. thats what kangwei said hahaha*

LC- *walks into class and greets teacher*
TEACHER- *teaching student, replies to the person who enter before LC*
LC - innocent, happy minded, glad that greeting was over and does not nid to send greeting card
returns back to seat to try and get what is going on in lesson with partner. like an angel. got halo above head. got play halo on xbox also. cheerful as always. high as always.
TEACHER - *settles thing with coached student. walks along aisle beside me.*

TEACHER- *SUPER SARCASTICLY. I BET WITH U. I NVR HEARD ANYTHING MORE SARCASTIC COMING FROM (this is like some sudden explosion of shit right. hahahah its like u holding shit. chiong toilet. den close door. lay seat. den within 2 seconds. u hear the dunking of the water. its not disgusting. i've refrained from writing what happen. hhahahah but i guess its rather obvious liao. like COS ITS OBVIOUSLY. SHES OUTTA MY LEAGUE. WASTING MY TIME COS SHE'LL NVR BE MINE AND I NOE iiiii NVER WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR) ANYONE ON THAT DAY. *noticed this is continued from BEFORE the brackets. i bet u have lost track of what i was saying. i bet u just looked back. =P bet bet bet IM A GAMBLING boy =D* i also bet u relook at the sentence cos i off sin/cos again. (sine/cosine just means tangent. off tangent means off topic =P)*

wa thats a whole lot of shit i didnt paragraph.

TEACHER- GOOD MORNING LEONARD
LC - *stun but yet already know this was bound to happen. as it happend to me before.*
its a weird feeling. kinda having de ja vu. but not really de ja vu.

lets see. it was more like. being squeezed by 2 sides of the same coin

AND
YOU ARE THE MIDDLE! BY JIMMY EAT WORLD =P (the song is bloody nice. the middle by jimmy eat world. i like the band name too hahaha )

den it just kinda spoiled my day. like i tend to keep things in my mind. i tink its gonna explode soon though. cant find a good person, who has quite a schedule like me. is free to open and talk to me. maybe just to listen. to talk to. everytime in choir will just suck in all the shit i can get. suck in all the shit teachers give me cos im a implosive person.

even though i dun explode somewhere else. *its kinda like. u choose to eat all the poisoned food to shit them out again at another place* just that i dun shit

and i tink thats the reason why BY the click five
i always remember all the things that put me down. o_O and also bad things i do to ppl.

AHHHHHHHHH TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
BOOOOMBOOOM BOOOOOM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM OM
yea explode. =P

my room is filled with goo now i tink. the left wall probably suffered things like the noodles from my head. the back probably suffered the memory part of my brain (thats the only thing i noe about brain.. that info is stored at the back o_O)

i dun really like to use the phone. neither do i like to sms alot. i prefer to face to face. cos liddat den can FACE the truth btr. got 2face ma. face easier. the truth can divide by 2, so 1/2 tuth = 1 face. =D

at home. actually also can bah. face the mirror and can spread le. MUAHAHAHAH cCREATIVE RIGHT. i should really join creative nono i should make company called INNERVOTate

dunno why also. just some random word. maybe the company name should be BOMFUNK.

yuen make up de. dunno why also. hahah

MUAHHAAH

guess what hapned!I SNEEZED WITH FOOD IN MY MOUTH..

muhaha guess what happened. =P

the table is now dirty le..

guess what happen.

actually ntohing ba..

its as nothing as the abyss as nothing

cos! i got special technique! the technique is that.

i closed my mouth. wow right i noe hahahah

o ya. as to the previous post. which is below this post

I WANNA SAY THANKS TO ALL PPL WHO SMS ME, GAVE ME PRESENTS SENT THEIR WELL WISHES AND ALL!

sorry i wasnt able to collate all the smses u all sent me

sirchow, theodoriiii, felicia, angel, birdie, kangwei, pearl, kai ling, samuel

AND ALL OTHERES WHO I DIDNT MENTION BUT SENT ME SMSES =D

sorry, i didnt collate all. inefficient la me . lol

bye =D thanks again.

woah. and i tink long ge and fei fei really will make a smile of ur face sia. hahahahah

thought i not really smiling. but its really quite nice o_O the story not bad wor.

WOAH the rou gu mei wear the seat belt wrong way sia. dam zai. not scared catch by police.

hahhahahahahahhaha

HI ALL this is a new post. hallow hallow deathly hallows =P

see the difference?

muhahaha. i shall blog about. how... to....

errr

actually. its not easy to tink of a new post in a new post. =P

u guys should try it some time.

AHH
I SHALL TRY
A STORY

hi every1. its me again! actually its not every1 its just u, my diary.

these few days. its been rather lousy i can say.

i remember vividly (primary school standard) what happened this monday.

it wasnt easy. neither was it bloody difficult

i sat there. butt stuck to the seat. hoping some shit idea would come into my mind that would save me from the bloody equations staring right at me

they were laughing at me. spinning around in circles on the paper,

forming a =P right in my face.

i felt frustrated (primary school standard). much of it due to the fact that i had not really studied the night before.

the air con blew
the clock tick.
the pens clicked,
the paper flipped.
the blinds swayed
the corection tape clicked
the footsteps thudded (i noe this is probably wrong)

okay. pens down.

my fate was sealed.
it was sealed like a dead knot.

it was sealed by a thousand pound boulder unable to be lifted even by the strongest man in the world (and i noe who this guy is.)

knowing that i should have differentiated the equation that way instead of the other way. i felt devastated. end of the world. ammargeddon(dunno how to spell), world war 3.

i screwd the question bad. like i was the screw driver and the bloody screw just wouldnt go in the bloody wood.
its that bad.

hi.

bye
LOL dam long post le.

shall stop
halt
screeched to a halt (primary school standard)

reached a point of an abyss filled with emptiness
LOL
its as lame as a bird

*birds with only 1 leg*

BIRTHDAY POST. YEA YEA!

2008-01-05T00:29:00.000+08:00

YA HOOOOOO!

birthday today! hahahahha. nice nice. now 12 30. just my birthday.

wish me birthday pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

=D

first off, thanks to all those ppl who gave me gifts or/and sent their wishes =D

I GREATLY APPRECIATE THEM.
i really do =D

trust me.
its from the bottom of my heart.

dam deep ok.
like bottomless.

so if u wan deep is dam good le.

go in cannot climb out de.
thats why im in the "warm" mood =D

shall look forward to the new year and a MARVELOUS day tml! =)))))

yay.

hahahaah err thanks

to all those
listed

(this is lc's nice list. not naughty. u will get ur returns =D)

lionel, gavin and lh for the huge lollipop! (MIka) AND every gamblers' dream pouch
CALL for the wonderful jig-saw! (i know it must have took ur whole week's savings =D) *i wanna do it with u guys hahah*
kangwei and 06 ppl for the totally awesome, purple octopusssssssss (takoyaki anyone? i got new stock)
jia lin for the fantabulous letter you wrote! (i dun hate ppl for calling me that =D and thanks) *btw, the glue was tight. pity to let the envelope get torned T_T*

ppl listed below are ALSO on the NICE list. (received via sms.) *via sounds cool hor. like VIA! den advertisment. via via via hua hua hua via via via hua hua hua*

kahmin for counting down from 3 hours before. (at least got some1 to talk to while i waited anxiously and desperately until 12 to open presents and stuffs. wow is boring if u solo) =D

gwen for her simple but meaningful sms =D

yu-en for his repetive happpppppy birthdayyyy =D

jia lin for her sending her sms while wearing lots of caps =D

en wei for her chinese letterings (i suck at typing chinese letters. haha) =D

kahmin again for her countdowned sms =D

yongqing for his good blessings of having good luck and my wishes come true =D

yiting for her reminder of how short my brithday is (24 hours. its short.just like me =D)

shan2 for her reminder also that. i can FINALLY WATCH nc 16 shows! =P *wan jio me watch can le =D)

vivian for her, also, simple and meaningful sms =)

jae meng for her revealing to me of the fact that im still a shortie =D (hey im proud of it. im just purposely slowing down my growth. just so that when u guys grow taller and suan me, i can beat u at ur own game. its much nicer and meaningful that way =D it feels btr too. hahahah. BEWARE) *surprisingly, i got the beating person at their own game from prince of tennis* (yes i do watch POT)

THANKS TO all!

yay! hahah meaningful birthday. well. like 1 hour of it =D i bet the next 23 hours will be fun too =D
(yes i tink im high, like someone says birthdays are)

i cant wait for the prezzzie im getting on monday. shall thank the person in another post =D

o btw. hi,

im new in the neighbourhood.

please guide me along.

cos im the postman of the day who just posted a mail of words into ur computer

=D POSTMAN OF THE DAY!

postman pat postman pat postman pat and his little white cat.
i love that show. i tink i still do. just that it nvr shows now T_T awwwww

=D thanks all again!

RMB.! im the postman of the day! (wait.. so is samuel, kar ling and amos if they did post something on their blogs)

no its an old post. it really is. it really is.

2007-12-29T12:12:00.000+08:00

NOT

hi =D

long time ah..

been persuaded by my long long long long long

long long long long long
long long long long long long long long

GREAT fren of 7 years to post.

i typed all the long shit out hor. dun tink im lazy.

IM NOT
IM NOT

I JUST HAVEN FINISH MY HOMEWORK ONLY

ooo not bad. i look to my left of my com and i spot my stand fan.

u noe the cool thing is. its name is like "MASTAR"

maybe im like his dog or something.

while he spins and spins. im barking like mad.

o btw. if u take D from the dog and put in mastar,

u get...

well u noe la.

that one

that one
ya that one
the one

yea yea
that one that one

u noe right?
the one over there

den sometimes also over at there

den maybe also up there
or maybe down there

maybe left there

maybe right there

how bout in there

out there

yea its definitely there i tink

maybe its at vivo the there. hahahah (only 06 ppl will noe =D those who went for outing anyway)

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that was just me being stupid.

but if actually spotted the A among the L

i would tink u are one of those who find flaws in shits.

but i tink everone will find flaws. just because they lack claws.

maybe that helps that to overcome the fact that they lack claws and can nvr be santa claws

thats sad eh.

anyways. i tink my example would be of how now matter how many positive things u have done

1 single negative shit would just spoil everything.

i guess thats how reality is.

u noe. sometimes its really fun to play around with words that have the same sound.

like how

"hey can u bear the pain"

"yea of course i can. i just lack a bit of fur"

or like how

"hey u up for being the first speaker?"

"nah dun tink so. too little holes"

haha got nothing else le

cant tink of more

not easy u noe

but for me
its EASY!
where got difficult
comeon.
so easy

you guys should have a try. a try is important

thats why they have trials for shits

but not for bike trials

they nvr take it seriously.

always trying shit out

and today i woke up and saw the clock at 8 40.

earlier hor. for me leh. im normally a pig.

DEN!

*plays beethoven symphony*
dunno which one. the one with the evil one jiu shi le

i realised. that i was actually awaken by my phone. which was set at 10 30

ARGH!

CHEY!

idiot clock. bluff me like some siao. =.=

I HATE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I HATE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I CAN NO LONG TRUST U ANYMORE!

DUN FREN YOU LIAO!

MUHAHAHAHA
I SHALL TAKE U DOWN OFF THE WALL

AND TEAR U APART
TAKE AWAY UR BATTERY AND SHALL NO LONGER GIVE U A LIFE!

NOT EVEN ENERGIZER CAN SAVE U NOW!

muhhahahaahahhhahaha

okay i tink im done. its rather long eh?

how about tall. since u would view this vertically down.

hmm i say about as tall as yao ming?

wait yao ming is too tall le.

I NOE IT IS AS TALL AS ME

which is about 3m bah.

tall right.

okay im done.

im not medium rare, rare or wadeva okay.

IM WELL DONE

the kitchen stove was dam hot though.

zzzzzeeeed

2007-12-13T18:29:00.000+08:00

zeeed i tink thats the sound mund makes when he feels zeeeed hahahaha
its just zzzz i tink. i maybe be left. not right. neither issit write..

talkinga bout writing. i tink my handwriting hasnt improved after the long break from schoolwork

im kinda bored now. dunno why

should go wow le. like WOW!

like adrianna wow. (is that how u spell her name o_O)

everything is just so wow when u play wow. its really wow.

wow like nvr been wow before

wow

guessed what.

my dinner is not bad

its wow!

my handphone is not bad
its wow!

my computer is not just good
its wow!

my potty boy books are not that great
they're wow!

o yea. moving on

O YEA SHIT FORGOT BLOG ABOUT 206 OUTING!
o did i just say shit?
oh shit

(if u dun get the 2 lines after the caps thing, only choir ppl will know. haha esp angel)

started the day at 9 plus. woke up late. (wanted to tong xiao the night before. in case i cannot wake up)

in the end also nv wake up on time. argh

den met dom at buangkok

etc etc etc. etc etc etc

(i didnt skip much. i just felt taht i had nothing else to put but just etc. the 3 letters rock)

next went to vivo with dom, went to roof garden, decided to do some jian shit thing to the teams

just to slow them down.

blah blah blah blah

(again, i had nothing else to put. was lazy. the 4 letters pebbles)

den went to hide myself *darn i wished i had some invisibility clock*
after that went to eat at BK! woot im in love with burgers right now. maybe i should be the queen. ARGH!

then went sentosa. slack slack. run around around around. ran in the rain.SONG like the SONG

*song4 like the song1*

met with monkey and the 3 gal groups. talk talk talk. let monkey hit me a bit caused i lemoned him

went back to the beach. walk here walk there with dom. *no we did not do the ro2 man4 ti4 ke4
stroll on the beach*
it was raining. and we barely had a stroll.

went to palawan beach. lamed (no la we didnt walk on 1 foot)

went to beach. met the gals PLUS monkey (he was enjoying man)

play mastermind. not bad. quite fun hahaha *i always picture mastermind as the boardgame*

den play captain's ball.
fun leh. play in the rain sumore. stupid monkey. i hate u hahah

we saw fishes. (dunno why they removed fishes from the common use of english. dun like fish as plural)
YES. THERE WERE FISHES. I CONFIRM PLUS CHOP.

GOT FISHES GOT GOT GOT GOT GOT
GOT GOT GOT GOT GOT GOT GOT GOT

went to bathe. etc etc etc. den went to eat again! this time at yoshiiiiii

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eh wth. my com went crazy
i dunno what happened LOL (yea right. like i didnt bother to delete them if there was an error)

o yea. forgot to finish it up. YOSHIIII

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noya.

wa i tink this post SIBEI LONG WOR~ (u must do the wor with the dou ying)

den LAM fishie joined us (shit i dunno whether is fishy or fishie haha)

went arcadedededededededededededeedede
see hamsters / pets (the dogs were sibei ex wor)

went home. end of story.

o btw the title of the storybook was *LC's day out!* (his day out of this 4 walled room haha)

(his day that ended with happiness)

yo new post new post

2007-12-03T14:00:00.000+08:00

have nothing to do nowadays.

haven even started my homework and not deciding to do it any time soon

argh

o_O stupid show on kids central again.

gonan off it now *goes afk for 5 secs*

5
4
3
2
1

yay im back. did u count? i was exactly on time okay. haha

anyway

i wanan go out these few days. please call me out =D

1 on 1 also can. group also can. but just dun call me so as to make me light up =P

lighting up like some cigarette thing hor.

BUT ITS NOT
I HATE SMOKERS
bottom line
is above
hahaha
surprising hor
the bottom line
is above the bottom line
u get it ma?
if u dun . u as slow as tortoise le

cant help it

o yea
continuing with the asking me out part

yea anywhere will do. ur house, my house (request permission basis), or anywhere else

maybe just dun spend too much money (movies. ah. that one maybe decide if movie is nice =P)

i dun mind
anything you throw in my way

mind u. its anything. not whatever.

whether its just calling me out to walk from sengkang to jurong,

lying in the middle of a field to stare up into the sky

or just to stone at dunno where

i dun

mind
=D

thats cos

i have a mind

(wait a bit of no link hor. maybe the internet connection very bad)

nvm will try to fix the link part. *zhen i nid a link gun to help me*

o ya. since this will be a short post as i am still in the *wake up mode*

my post is not extremely lame or lame. its just kinda neutral

i guess its cause im so HOLy when i just wake up (note that that varies)

o yea. i feel like starting this thing:

so here i go

if u see me online on msn
please tink of something bad i have done to you

cos im very sure ive done something bad to EVERYONE

(maybe this will help me ease up on all the guilty pangs.)

double click on my name. i tink its still "hi"

and just say "i forgive you for ___state the ac/incident here____"

but of course. if u dun tink i should be forgiven for whateva reason. just dun do it

dun force yourself

mian qiang shi mei you xin fu de

remember that (calls out to weak hmt students, i tink its only me)

bb shall be off

to do dunno what again. maybe stoning. cant lovestoned. since theres no love
maybe i shall listent to 5 colours in her hair.

yes thats a good idea LC

not bad not bad. maybe u should dye 5 colours in my hair toooooo

not bad eh 5 colours. still lack of 2 for rainbow.
ROYGBIV

i tink i will go with.. red, green, blue, violet anddddddddddd orange (orange is cool)

den will pangseh yellow and indigo. MUAHAHAH

IM EVIL

IM MOJOJOJO

o_O

o_O

2007-11-27T21:09:00.000+08:00

hi

yo

hiyo

combined

not bad hor

hi and yo

become hiyo

i tink i next timesay liddat more cool. hahahaha

HIYO!

eeee

wait hiyo reminds me of the stupid correction tape maker or the stationery maker

(shit issit stationary or stationery)

lazy check dictionary. HAHAHAHAH

well if u dunno the company, they are called toyo

hmmm

hi

im starting a new post in a new post. cool hor..

clap clap

clap for lc

yay

i have the throne. hahahahhahaaha

that was like random u noe.

like random as in like sibei random..

like maybe the random on ur calculator. *if u can find it that is*

its quite fun to play that. for the sharp. the thin one with the dark blue and somewhat grey coloured sides. rather easy to find

for the sharp calculator also quite easy find.(the full white with a huge screen or full black. see ur model for more info. batteries not included)

that model more cool bah. cos got dice rolll, got coin, den got integer.

CHECK IT OUT URSELF!

cant reveal much of the product =D

lol anyway its not my product. its by sharp.

im blunt. too bad eh. cant cut things. hahaha

so wheneva ppl got pay cut
i dun suffer! MUAHAHAH =P
smart hor. hahaha

sian. tml got choir. friday got concert. hope thursday dun have sia

hahaha. yes i sing. *if u can, try to picture me with both hands at my stomach and la la la la la up the scale hahaha* (i tink thats the picture every1 has of a singer or wadeva)

yes picture... a picture paints a thousand words right? hahaha

so if u can picture that picture in ur mind.
u vocab would have grown by TWO THOUSAND WORDS HAHAHAHA

its not a thousand cos i said "if u can picture that picture in ur mind"

hahah so got 2 PICTURE and "a picture paints a thousand words"

MUAHHAAHHA I OWN U! no la not as in i have the right over ur human rights * not left mind u*

as in I RULE! AND I WIN U! MUHAHAHAHHA
u lose hahahahah dun worry. in everygame theres a winner and a loser

too bad everytime u read my post u will have to suffer and gain the right for the latter.

=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD im a winner at my own blog.

=D everybody should just learn that: you urself, are a winner to ur own blog

=D winning is good.. (o yea, if u guys have winnings please share =D)

i love =D

its like the =D makes ur mouth so big and wide like some clown. i dunno why but i always picture clowns like the joker in batman.
with the wide mouths that drop so low like they always tio the shock of their lives and their jaw drops HAHAHAHAH

jaw dropping is cool. but dun drop the "JAWS" dvd or cd hahahah thats bad

u may spoil the disk. den the classic will die. not die la. but break. (i like to treat everything as a living thing. like my computer as my lao po. yes im typing into my lao po. cannot issit? hahah)

but im not psychotic though

MUAHAHH

*LOOKS MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND LAUGHS*

den shouts contradictly to myself MUHAHAHA IM NOT PSYCHOTIC

thats like cool
maybe everybody should do it. i tink it kinda prevents u from getting psycho

eeeeee like u noe fight fire with fire those kinda thing hahahahah

so when next time u gonna be psycho liao, u wont. kinda like a vaccine.

why? just cos when u keep doing that psycho exercise, u get bored of it

HAHAHA so when u gonna psycho u gonna tink like,

aiya sian liao forget it i should just jump off building

u noe at least thats a faster way to die and end ur suffering

though im being very mean. im just kidding about th ejumping part. DONT DO IT

everybody loves u. even i do. yes YOU THE PERSON SITTING INFRONT OF THE MONITOR

I LOVE YOU yes =D <3

i dunno where the <3 came from but just <3 hahaha

o yea btw im mean in a good way. thats why u see ppl with TOUGH LOVE hahahahahahh

GHAHAHAHHAHAHA ITS SOOO FUNNY RIGHT.. i also can tbelieve it myself man. geniuS!

GENIUS! but really la. genius takes time. no wonder i had to type all the crap infront to get to such a genius shit. time man time..

hahahahha time ownz. i really hope someday i can bend the " space and time continuim"

that sounds so holy right.. i noe *calls for holy music *

i tink the most famous is the HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

as in like super holy those kind of HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yea i itnk u get it.

if u stiill dun, i suggest u play like 5 mins of MU ONLINE

wheneva u lvl up, they play this nice soothing tone of the holy HA music. hahaha

okay
i tink its enough crappppppppppppppping

the crabs all run away le. nid time to gather them back again before i can post such genius shit

*thats probably why my posts come so 'once in a blue' .crabs migrate and all that ya noe*
*realy hard to gather them and draw all their crap shit out*

bye~~~~~

*cluck cluck cluck* (thats the sound of the pincers. couldnt tink of any other sounds crab make.. ooops =P)

MUAHHAHA IM TURNING EVIL AGIAN! I WANAN EAT CRAB MEAT! =p

new post! yes u didnt see wrongly! new post! hha

2007-11-20T19:16:00.000+08:00

yoyo hi hi hi.
hihihi
im high

dunno why also
maybe its cos of the negative effect that being bored has on me

argh

letting loose of all my boredneszzzz

hahahah borednesszzz
laugh please
=D

is like those stupid jokes that always pop out of nowhere
where they go

what do u call a key (suo shi)

that is bored?

KEYBOARD! hahhaahahahahah

then the stupid joker go laugh laugh laugh den say

KEY BOARD
get it?

KEYBOARD

when the key becmes board! HAHAHAHHAH

den the ppl beside will be like uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahhahahhahahahhahaha

hi

this is a new post

*i have magically forgotten the front lines*

interested to read more?

scroll down..

hi

5

no not the show, i hi-5ing to u hahahahah

okay now every1

raise ur hands up high

yep thats it (do it so that i dun look like an idiot when i say this sentence)

now spread ur fingers out WIDE (like some 40 inch TV ...WIDE)

(make sure u do it. i dun wanan look like a complete moron hahahah)

now press your whole hand against the screen of ur monitor!!!!!!

PRESSSS

eeeee
(i dun like the saving draft part. i wanted to make a shape of my hand out of just "press"
words but the stupid thing cancelled all my spaces. ARGH)

anyway .yo press continue pressing

keep pressing. dun stop

i suggest moving ur hand closer to the left hand side of the screen

expecting something? stop looking! u suppose to cover this part! muahahha

okay u may remove ur hand (dunno how u gonna see this..but please lift up ur hand)

hahaha give ur monitor a break

he/she couldnt breathe for that long

pity him/her/it

i realised it could be an it and not a he/she. O_O haha

have nothing else to say/

shall improve on my cubes! hahahahahahah

and take a look at the petrus method as well..

=DDDDDD

I NID HELP WITH OLL AND PLL PLEASE! hahah

filled with guilt to the brim of my soul

2007-11-13T23:41:00.000+08:00

yet again, linking around ppl's blog hasnt done me any good
*no offence to any of the blogs i hopped to*
*sorry for any inconvenience or if i should have knocked on the door first*

anyway.

im seriously at a loss for words

a loss
not a win

its one of those situations whereby, u kinda feel guilty

not just guilty, guilty to the brim

ashamed of ur past
and worried of whats gonan happen to ur future

dunnno how i've managed to be so crappy in the present as well, and not be ashamed of my past

im right now typing with my eyes closed.

hope there isn't any typos

ah, good, i just switched to an emo song

the reason by hoobastank.

i noe its a old song, but i just heard it over some1's blog

and thats when all the waves of guilty started rushing towards me as if im a coastline.
ggetting eroded all so often, and nothing depostied

the waves are ebbing away my every bit, bit by bit

until im completely sucked by

no.

land creclaimation isnt good enough.

the waves are just too strong

i have hunches of several ppl who i tink had a 80% chance of happening to pass by my blog.

ppl whom i do not wish to tell u of who they are.

having just tagged on someone else's blog that has my blog on their link.

if u're smart, maybe u can guess it out

this is crap. o yea btw i've opened my eyes now.kinda useless i tink

i tried to search for her blog again, but it turned out nothing. looks like it is only there for a URL

and nothing else. its been long

no comments on that for now

im not those losers, who type in small letters on their post, hoping ppl wont notice what they typed cos its emotionally close to them and they wanan hide it

it is precisely the fact they typed it in small letters that attract ppl to find out what it is. isnt it?

im not saying they are all losers, but still (okay im being an asshole. u may skip this part, i dont really refer them to losers, just ppl i dun have a label for)
dun be that naive

its the same for those, who type their words in webdings whether its 1 or 2

tinking ppl wont copy and paste them in microsoft word and change their text type.

i mean. they are symbols, yes, a kind of coded msg. but wth. will ppl really be that dumb?

i dunno if i should be feeling guilty or just criticising ppl over the way they do things.

i tink i shouldnt be doing so

some how or rather. i bet (100%)

that this post is gonna haunt me, for being an asshole and a critic, over other ppl's life

yes its ur life. im sorry.

i wonder if the guilt is ever gonna be relieved through my typing and my hands

*picture this. energy like waves emitting out from my fingertips, and disappears into the keyboard*

kinda scary eh.

dunno when i should stop. ah another song. 'empty' by the click five

i still hate myself.

for being so foolish when i was young

even though i still tink i am

acting on impulse, being an idiot all so often, putting ppl off as well

i regret doing those things i did when i was young

and those ppl whom i've harmed

o yea. when i say young. i mean from yesterday, until the day i was born.
*hopefully that is true. cos i wanna put all my regrets into the duration when i was young. dont wanna let my youth drag too far *

if u didnt get what was in the *
heres a simpler version.
i dun wanan make any further mistakes or regrets

that simple.
as simple as

simple plan

blah blah.bleh bleh .BLAH BLEH! BLEH BLAH!

2007-11-09T23:44:00.001+08:00

wait maybe its..blah blah blah?
cant be (o darn..lol i actually typed 'crap be' before i deleted it and replaced it with 'cant be')

nooo!! my head is filling up with crap.
im not sure how much of crap my head can be filled with.
any1 noe in exact ml how much it can hold? haha

anyway..i really must refrain from eating too many crabs...

but its nice..go eat
especially when u eating chilli crab with the fried mantou!

YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!

dun mind me and the uneven words again. was just anyhow pressing on my keyboard

but wait! if i was anyhow pressing, yum wouldnt have came out right?

it would have probably came out with something like

ANYHOW PRESSING

hahahahahahahha

laugh please
i noe u want to
=P

yoyo

actually i just pretended those things i typed above didnt exist and that this is where i started my new post today =P

cool hor..its like hypnotising myself

maybe i should be hypnotist. wait is there such a word?

how bout psychologist?

hmm wait..that sounds wrong..since psychologists are often stereotyped with ppl who seek mental healing..as in really HEALING not like cleric or some priest healing ur health in some game

haha anyway

yea
yo
again
i tink i just hypnotised myself yet again

(im kidding myself. dun worry im not crazy!)
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA

(dun worry im seriously kidding myself. im really not crazy)

MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHA I AM CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHA

okay so continuing.

hmm how do i continuing?
darn!
i nid put in those arcade coins again. my com ran out of credits

AH!
I NOE!
i should just watch a movie

den fastforward to the ending!
den i will have credits! MUAHHAHAHAH
i own u!
i have credits!
u dont!
muahhahaha

maybe i shall just make lots of windows of small movies, showing the credits over and over again

den i shall be a rich businessman!!!
and sell all my credits to online buyers
ON

EBAY!
=P

sounds like a great business plan doesnt it?

tempted to join my business? wanna become a entrepreneur like me? (i dunno if its spelled correctly. hope it is *crosses fingers* =P)

call this number

1800-be-like-lc

im kiddding.the number doesnt exist

little boys and girls, dont get tricked by lc. he is just blabbering about some random number
that does NOT exist. dont waste ur phone bill on that number.
please dont.

o yea..as i was blabbering about the blubber in the whale, that contains fat to help them keep warm (hmm 1 letter diff. can la can la..thats a link =P)

o yea!

i just remembered!

actually i dun really remember anything.. i just remembered that i didnt remember anything..

MUAHHA

u have been trickeD! =P i was playing poker with a pack of lies

hahahahahahhaha

oooo whats a label anyway? ( i just saw this thing at the bottom of this small box that im allowed to type my post in. it says labels for this post: eg scooters, vacation, fall)

hmm issit like 1 word that sums up my post? if it does then i tink everypost for me would be like crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
crap
and more crap
and more crap

but wait!
THERE ARE NO CRABS
note that =P
(no crabs were harmed in this post . do not worry about them =D)

o yea. reminds me. i saw this "fall" in the examples stated.
u noe
fall could mean the season, or actually having a fall (thats all the meanings i can tink now. shall not tink of more =P)
fall
fall
fall
spelled with a f
a
l
and a l
not bad eh
my spelling rocks
maybe i should be a bee
and join the contest
(spelling bee if u dont noe)

erm
bee reminds me of bee movie.

eavesdropped on wendy saying that bee movie was ultra lame (lame like a ultra ball. in other words)

no! dun accuse me of eavesdropping. it wasnt a choice for me. she was 1 m from me. and i couldnt help it. there was nothing i could do

the situation was dire. i couldnt run i couldnt hide. i couldnt even shut my ear

wait i could shut my ear
but it came like *snap* the news came into my ears
dun mind me. my ears are rather big.

supposedly, that day i saw on brainiac and they tested that big ears actually hear better!

HURRAY FOR BIG EARS!
HIP HIP HURRAY!

HIP HOP HURRAY!

HIPPOPOTAMUS HURRAY!

yea anyway big ears own!

did i mention i could move my ear too? both at same time, both at different times, 1 at a time

cool HUH
say its cool

say say say

say it
i noe u want to
say its cool like the temperate has just dropped

cooooooooooooooool

yo

i just hypnotised myself again.
this shall be a short post

bye

haha!

2007-11-07T23:13:00.000+08:00

not too sure why im posting this..kinda felt i should..
after posting 38 posts at dom's blog..

argh! i feel kinda guilty ya noe

haha

nvr spammed that much

really enjoy it though

nice
nice
every1 should try it often

it really is nice

but then again, some1's blog would be sacrificed at the same time

hahahahahahahahahah

u noe

38 is actually quite alot

to me, 38 is

my current class total strength

my past year's class's total strength

my past past year's class's total strength

not really alot any..

o yea

its also the reg number of my dear fren zhang yong jie..(not his real name)

im serious, its not his real name

anyway..

hi!

if u have reached here after reading (dont cheat and jump here!)

congrats!
i tink i still have lots to go

fingers are enthu today

i wonder why

maybe just cos i got my new phone!
hahahahahahahahah
i pwn u!!!
i pwn u!!!

u pwn i is wrong!

i pwn u!

lets have catspeak!!!!

i has new phone
you is loser!

i are baboon(u noe, the cartoon show hahaa)

haha cool right...yea yea yea

say yes
o man..my itunes reached lovestoned again (yes i seldom renew my songs, sad sia..please show some =( face . thanks)

anyway its nice hor!

dun fool around k
dun fool around like that piece of paper, called foolscap (im not sure if its spelled foolscap or fullscap, nvm take it as foolscap)

it has lines
that can magically spring to life
and wrap around u
leaving u helpless
tongue-tied as well (this came from nowhere,,just poped into my mine like a irritating popup, just that its not irritating)
leaving u all tied up

scream! its the only way u can get help
u continue screaming
but no one's coming
u see flashing light frome everywhere (i tink its part of the lyrics hahaa)

and u start to wonder

are they taking photos of me ?

o man i btr cover my face

o wait! i cant!
darn, btr show them my best elegant pose that i can put with all these stupid lines around me

meanwhile, at the other end of the world,

nothing else is happening

so we go back to the other end of the world (the original side with u and all the foolscap lines wrapped around u )

and u are there

while mr foolscap paper ( o wait, he has a new name now..called blank paper)

okay.so now mr blank paper ( o wait, did i mention he was recycled paper too? hurray for the environment! NEA NEA NEA)

anyway yea mr blank paper
is sitting at ur side
laughing like theres no tomorrow (this ' like theres no tomorrow' reminds me of the save water campaign...doesnt it? haha)

yea anyway, as i was typing
mr blank paper is sitting beside u

cross-legged (dun ask me how he is able to cross his legs, just imagine he can)

yes he is cross -legged

in fact, hes now stopped laughing (i tink this is bad english,,anyway continuing)

waiT!

GUESS WHAT! (guess reminds me of the brand)

he is meditating!

haha imagine him now..hes levitating in the air, cross -legged

in actual fact, hes actually not doing anything, hes just being blown by a idiot fan

so its floating about in the air!

haha i got u fooled! mr blank paper is just a shit piece of lifeless blank paper!

anyway not really bah..i just fooled myself hahah

this is getting fun..maybe i shall continue!

o yea btw if u have reached here,

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i dunno why it turned out so uneven, i mean the number of stops

but anyway! tAKE A BREAK!

rest ur eyes, if u have read until so far, rest ur eyes, its important to keep ur eyes healthy, u dun wan evil dr. myopia to come after u do u!? haha

take a break...take a break...

close your eyes, take a break,
take a deep breath.. continue closing eyes eyes
anyway if u are seriously closing ur eyes, u wont be seeing this right?

o yea if u are, ignore the the next few lines..u can scroll ur mouse like 10 steps

u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck u suck
u suck serious
u suck super serious
u suck to the core(of the earth of course)
u suck to the straw
u suck to the vacuum cleaner suck
u suck to everything else that sucks

okay. u may open ur eyes now. if u manage to catch a glimpse of what i said above, please ignore them. they do not refer to u.

i tink i btr stop..my posts are OMG
AS LONG AND AS TALL AS ME! wait..thats short wad..
hmm nvm
i shall save u from all ur misery! hahahahhahahhaha
thank me now, i just saved ur life, thank me

*all hail lc*
*all hail lc*
*the crowd roars*
*all hail lc*
*everybody kneels down*
*all hail LC!*

as requested by my fans (woah now so cooling)

2007-10-31T19:54:00.001+08:00

yea seirously its super cooling la..
cos of all the fans of mine haha

i got the joke off my sis who saw this joke on sbs buses.
it went like
why does the stadium becomes hot after a match?

the answer was that all the fans have gone home.

cool right!

anyway i watched guiness world of records that day
the host is PWNS! haha

there was this trial bike stunt
den after the thing he went like
i hope they do well in their wadeva
but im not sure when they are gonna stop trying and do it for real HAHA LOL

dam funny la

anyway yea if u dun laugh..u should

come
everybody laugh
*ha ha ha*

come try again
1
2
3
ha
ha
ha
yay

didnt that felt better?

haha anyway i tink i screwed my chinese os today.
my paper 1 is screwed until quite serious bah

just gonna cross my fingers and hope for the best haha

some1 join me to play something these few days can? LOL

been feeling to play supa supa..or maybe should go for cabal (dun worry its all free) =D

dunno wad else is there to play le..sian until cannot sian.. argh!

some1 please suggest something to me!! =DDDDDDDD

yoyo

lol

sian now sian now sian now...sian now now sian now sian sian now

i just reversed the 2 words if u didnt realised cos u too lazy to read tat line haha

watch it carefully! den u can spot the difference! haha

woah tired seh

2007-10-24T18:33:00.000+08:00

woah very tired seh

woah super tired seh

woah very super tired seh

woah uber tired seh

woah very super uber tired seh

woah ultimate fatigue seh

woah very super uber ultimate fatigue seh

ok that was me just laming around..been unable to walk proper on 2 feet recently.
so must walk with 1 haha

anyway..played ball for the past few days.NICE!
been long since i played so it was quite fun
my feet are almost dying le
been at the mercy of my abrupt turns (some correct me on this..not sure how to spell..lazy check)
all the lactic acid is accumulating in my feet

arghh like so many lemons sia

anyway..i hope tml's trip is good haha

and i nidda chiong my chinese le..like so noob (me i mean)

argh but no feeling

hmm maybe i nid feelers

den easier to have feeling haha =X

anyway i tink im off to portal haha bb ^^

a post of postings

2007-10-14T10:21:00.000+08:00

argh...

i guess every1 has this feeling now..of emptiness

especially after exmas, when u seem to have lots of freedom

to do anyting u wan
anything at all

just that ur heart and mind doesnt want to do it

u dont even noe what u want or need

but u just wana lay there

motionless

hoping great things will come to u

i wont say its a good thing

neither is it a bad thing.

but it just so happens

i just wanna type now.

so u may ignore the following few paragraphs

yoyo im kinda sian now listenning to lovestoned..cool song man...but i still prefer erm..that song..u noe that song la..that lame song on my itunes list..that song that i really like

like like like like its my fav song la but den again my fav songs always changes haha
argh..think the comm members gonna enjoy themselves when they are at lame bird bird's house.. (not birdie) LISTEN.. is lame bird bird. not birdie...spot the difference? theres 5..

u have 30 seconds..
im kidding
lol
cos i was trying to make it sound like some spot the difference game u see so ever often in arcades or clubs.
anyway tink they gonna enjoy baking the cake or wadeva..argh! the agony! knowing something enjoyable is coming but yet u cant go. just cos of the fortnightly thing that i nid to attend
well i dun tink its just me
many families out there have this habit
ah wadeva
(tink i gonan be the tupid fox trying to grab the grapes now)
they probably not gonna have lotsa fun.
(maybe not i feel weird being the tupid fox..just that im not jumping)
who am i kidding lol
anyway things will probably be a lot better without me being there
there wont be much hassle
(hassle reminds me of david hasslehoff)
and my abscence would most likely( like 99%)
save me from all the stupid lemons being thrown at me btwn me and her
and thats a good thing
cos i really dun have those kind of feelings for her
and its a viceversa thing
so please do stop it
i hate it
u may not know
but
i just try not to show
and let u have that fun
for 10 seconds of ur life
throwing lemons at others
like some funfair
and im the tupid target
(hit me and get a tupid teddy bear)

i hate it
when ur frens discriminate u
just because that person they choose to suan u with is
compatible in terms of verticality (theres no such word i tink)
like most ppl say
life is never fair
WAKE UP PPL
wake up ur bloody minds
get it into ur head that that is just not the FACT
dont force me to take some gigantic
super
ultra
extremely
huge
crap
shittyly
pro
powderful
all power
extreme (wait i just repeated this..oh well)
superb likely
godlike
dominating
killing-spree(no link but dun care)
holy shittyly
mega kilingly

screwdriver thats gonan screw a stupid screw with the labels "I DO NOT LIKE HER"
into ur bloody ass filled minds with all the brain zap and force them to flow out of ur ears,
ur eyes
ur nose
ur mouth
ur belly button even
(other parts not stated.but u should noe where)

maybe that wont even work
just cos u enjoy ppl getting throwing lemons at
complete idiots
u should just be condemned to the depths of hell
banished from the face of this earth foreva
just because u dont deserve to even belong here

SHOO!
SHOO LIKE U HAVE NVR BEEN SHOO
SIAM
SIAM (lai sao sao sao)
SHOE LIKE U HAVE NVR WORN A IDIOT SHOE BEFORE

go away

count urselves lucky
to be barred from all the terms and names i could call u
they are just floating about in my mind
and i could apply them like any other a maths or e maths formula
dun force me to do it (sounds so cliche)
(ah i know)
dun make me solve the question! (using formulas)
and lemme get full marks for wadeva stupid tests u are...rolls of parchment running around the school..I'LL JUST TEAR U ALL APART!

muhahahhaha

the jacket has rested

2007-10-12T15:18:00.000+08:00

finally..my jacket can rest in one corner now..until the day when it will be back to use..

guess theres lots of things on my mind that i wanan complete for this period of time

dunno if can complete
but will definitely try

and this is one of the many things

blogging

for

the

sake

of

my

dear

fingers

and

all

u

readers!!!

=D and yea...i hope can breeze through my o lvls T_T and most importantly is my eoy results..!!!

cross all FINGERS! =P

jellism!

2007-09-26T20:54:00.000+08:00

its pronouced gel lism

haha cool sia.somehow the italics make it looks like its from a dictionary..PRO RIGHT =P

anyway..yea alot of things have been happening for the past few days..or week..cos i didnt notice how long was it since i last posted..cool sia...haha

anyway.. yea...i tink

i tink
i feel

(notice this are words used in newspaper articles ) HAHA ...lame. but yea..

sometimes if u look at things from a different view..u find something different...like that time i looked up in the sky..and realised..the sky was actually rather white..full of dots...

had lots of wind while the clouds didnt move...

i was

in the library..AHAH LOL

anyway..yea i noticed some ceiling tiles were different from others.. cool sia..didnt notice that before LOL...

yea as a famous person said..to discover things is to see things from a different pair of eyes

cool sia..found it really meaningful...haha..maybe i should go for eye surgery..haven been discovering much..except in class T_T

EOYS are closing in!! IN 5 days..but apparently..i just only recently REALISED..!

i actually have quite alot of time..not the 5 days...but i actually have MORE!

more!

wait
more reminds me of cold storage de advertisement..wait issit cold storage? or hot storage? haha

anyway it was like more value more more more something..issit?
some1 please right me on this...

right as in correct haha..

yea..i realised. the week EOYS start..theres really not much to study bah..i guess i have only HUMANS to take care of..which is quite huge but still its still a like 30% part....the rest are still ok...so after each day in the first week i will have TICK TOCK to REVISE ON THE REST OF THE 100 - 30 PERCENT! =P

which will cover most of the study and practice subjects

bio, physics, a maths...

i tink those subjects really dam straining nia..machiam like u do le u will feel sour all over haha

anyway! i will do iT!
NIKE STYLE =P

woah i like advertising for alot of companies hor..maybe they should hire me as an endorser or something liddat..i tink i spell that wrongly ...

some1 please right me again..haha

this is a long post hor so maybe i shall stop here NOT =P

ok la

maybe its stessful for ur eyes..SO!
EVERBODY DO IT WITH ME
CLOSE UR EYES
LET TIME RELAX
GUN DOWN THAT SUCKER WHO HAS A NAME OF

M
Y
O
P
I
A

OR WADEVA EYE PROBLEMS! GUN DEM ALL DOWN LIKE U DRINK WATER! DRINK THAT ALL DOWN (not let them affect u )

YAY! NOW ITS DONE..HAHA
anyway i use to do this eye relaxation exercise in primary school sia..

cool right forgot a few of the steps..but still agar agar can remember some..haha

OK L
notice i left out the A

was lazy to fill it in..apparently my pinky wouldnt want to fill it in..was like reatarded or something
HAHA anyway

yea yea
LOTS OF LAUGHT

i left out the ER also..wait this reminds me of endoplasmic reticulum..which transports the proteins made by the ribosomes attached onto its surface TO the golgi apparatus for excretion out of the cell! YAY! I REMEMBERED!

wait my remembrall is turnning red! I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING!
O YEA! THEY ARE TRANSPORTED THROUGH VESICLES! TINY SPHERICAL SPACES with membranes...

YAY!.

hah ok la..stop here

serious le
can u see the stop sign?

if u cant..its fine..look down the window of ur flat..

search..
if really cannot

i shall give u a tailstart

www.google.com

jia you..go search for stop sign pictures..haha cool right...=P

OK! BYE BYE!

IM OFF TO MUG LIKE ROOT BEER MUG! (they should really consider me to endorse their products for me)

MUG LIKE THE ROOT BEER MUG WITH THE FLOAT! (float rocks btw..go try..root beer plus vanilla ice cream on top)

mug like the mug (mug as in the cup the mug u noe? the one got handle..den u put ur mouth at the edge there..den u tilt the mug..until got liquid flow down..den u swallow..understand? )

HAHA ok bye bye! OFF TO MUG! time to be smelly!

(smelly as in chao mugger)

just wanted to type

2007-09-17T22:31:00.000+08:00

hi..im back here again to type..dunno why but just had a feeling to type..so read it if u want to..i tink it will just be ranting here and there..i tink..(i dunno why but i like to say i tink alot =P maybe its just because im unsure of myself) <-- having low self-confidence u see

maybe thats also why i start to feel nervous wheneva i have oral presentations..not nervous as it slightly or momentarily or wadeva..i just feel nervous and weird all over my body..my mouth's twitching..my words come out blurred.. posture tends to sway here and there..but howeva

when i alaf infront of my fellow frens..this doesnt come up often..maybe its cos attention isnt on me 100% of the time..maybe thats why..or maybe..its because elephants are afraid of mice

maybe thats why.. maybe...

good things haven been coming my way either...usually when i tink of something that is not gonna happen, it happens..and vice versa..it seems simple enough..but at times i get confused over it myself..like today....the tupid guy had the class lists and was calling ppl out...i was there tinking of my own name being read out...den suddenly i put an X infront of the all idea..and i tink therefore i got chosen out..argh...

i tink its just me...maybe im doomed to this kinda thing...always seem to be me ya know..most of the time anyway..haha..but i tink the $10 was kinda worth it..for 30 seconds of standing up den sitting down again..cool huh..(reminds me of doing the kallang wave)

haha..o yea...i itnk i must post a pic of my cube some time soon..its getting outta shape..scotch tape here and there..trying to bu jiu..but nothing seems to help.. maybe its time i got help from a professional..or maybe just pluck off the tiles of another cube and paste it there..dunno if it will work..haha

anyway...i tink its all temporary..still haven managed to find the silicon spray im looking for.. T_T..nid it urgently to spray my cube argh..if not i tink i will be destined to stay at the timing of averaging around 1 min.. T_T...i tink my only problem now is my spinning..i spin super slow

ok ..here is the breakdown of how long i take to spin each section

cross normally takes me around 5 secs + or 6
F2l (yes i use the fridrich) takes me around 25 seconds
OLL takes me around 10 seconds
PLL takes me around 12 seoncds..

all this puts me around..hmm if i do my maths right..

around 50 seconds +?

but i normally take longer than that..due to the my fingers retardness..hahah

so i tink thats it..gotta sleep..haha

bye! =D

a pain in the neck

2007-09-17T20:54:00.000+08:00

argh..todays history test was quite difficult for me..had a lot of info lacking in my essay

i under-studied T_T

anyway i tink someone must be bothering me right now...

argh..i wonder who
who
who
who
who
who
who
who
who
who
who
who
who
who
who

som1 please help me find out..argh....cos im having A PAIN IN THE NECK T_T

and its really painful k.. painful like cannot turn head those kinda pain

*pity pleazse* oooo <-- pleazse looks cool siahaha

*holds a tin can infront of myself*

EOYS are closing in and i haven even started studying yet!! ITS EITHER DO OR DIE NOW!

but wait

i not doing right..im studying..so its ITS EITHER STUDY OR DIE NOW

=P

a short post

2007-09-15T13:51:00.000+08:00

seeing how my other posts have been rather lengthy, i shall
erm..
as u put it
erm...
post a short post =D (short like me HAAH )
so prepare to measure the post to know what height i am! =P

HAHAH
lol actually i dun have much to blog about..just bout champions day!

CHAMPIONS DAY ( im repeating myself..shouldnt have done that..but still..yea..lol)

rumours here there everywhere no trophies, certs. etc etc

den came to the critical moment..the curtain opened..i tink everybody kinda expected
there to be just a small amount of trophies for the sports ccas...i could feel the tension in the air u noe...(no la..not really..cos tension wasnt really in the air..i tink they are somewhere else in the world)

haha anyway..when it finally opened every1 kinda knew there was going to be enough trophies for all..and so yea..every1 got it..

it actually wasnt the trophies that matter..more importantly..it was the recognition that we shared the same rank of importance with other ccas.(particularly those NOT from aesthetic groups)

we DID put in equivalent( actually this is a variable..but its kinda equal i feel..haha im sorry if u feel it another way...=P) effort even though we may not have jumped as much or exercised as much as sports ccas, marched with discipline as much as UGs or meddled with stuffs as much as clubs...but still...dont you tink we still deserved it? its not the glory its not the fame..its about us, being treated as an equal by the school.

i tink i shall end here..should join L in WT =DDD
ROAR! +99 hp =P

and i dun tink u nidda measure this. cant be bothered to tell u the scale haha =D AND YAY! ive succesfully wasted like 5 secs of ur life reading the top part about my height HAHAH =DDDDDD

cheer please...
kallang wave =D

uncommon

2007-09-12T22:08:00.000+08:00

i find myself to be a rather weird person....ever since young.

(this is but a short essay..rather redundant..u can choose to ignore or u may not )

my way of expressing my own thoughts is only clear to myself but not others..

its like when i was young..i wrote something..which was like 200% clear to me

but to my sister and cousin...they had no clue to what iw as talking...

i was living in my own world whereby i understand things my OWN way

(realise the i was typo error..i cant be bother to go back and amend it...lazy to touch my mouse.
lol imagine that..i tink i would be the boy who had the biscuits tied around his neck ahahah)

*if u do not know the story..it was about the boy whose mum (i tink) supposedly went out for a few days and tied this few biscuits round his neck and asked him to eat 1 per day..ended up he died after the first few days or something liddat...due to his laziness of not bothering to turn the tied thing around and eat the rest of the biscuits..having only ate 1 or 2 hahaha*

any1 has a correct version of this please correct me...haha

still i enjoy the touch of my keyboard and my fingers rolling all over it..(very suggestive hor haha)

anyway...i tink my 'uniqueness' (ps unique..have to use ur name..bo bian...)
can be generalised as my inability to have proper teaching skills..haha

so i tink things are btr off learnt from other ppl than me..
i tink things differently from ppl

an example..would be how i find it hard to describe ppl using words....as i only understand the words my own jelly way( agar agar) and not through the normal definition (the word definition reminds me of HDTV..i dunno why..maybe cos its hot now ) *hot as in very popular..dun think Y..tink I please*

so yea...dun ask me to explain things..cos i kinda suck at it...

OK!
TO END IT OFF! I SHALL TYPE SOMETHING THAT IS RATHER INTERESTINGA BOUT MYSELF (this reminds me of like introduction to myself wheneva i am new to a class or wadevaz) *i do alot of reminding hahaha maybe i should remind myself more about exams or tests or studying or wadevaz o yea! of mugging...no, not the mug u drink liquid from..but the studying slang =P*

I AM A LEFTY - RIGHTY! LOL
dun get what i mean? read on...=D

lets see...

i write with my right hand
badminton - right
bat - right
billard - right

basketball - left
soccer - left LEG
bowling - left
i wear watch on my right - saying im left handed..i tink so bah... right handed ppl wear on left right? (some1 please correct me if im wrong)

anyway..i tink my right hand is still rather dominant in things..but i tink my left hand
does things btr compared to my right hand...as in i play basketball btr than i play badminton those kinda stuff

i tink its cos i changed my dominant hand when i was small..forgot how old i was..just that my parents changed my left hand to right hand..LOL apparently some memory was still left in my left hand or right brain...hahaha =D and it rocks lor..cos at least im having a balance haha =D

but wait..that leads me to tinking that im making full use of my brain and therefore maybe it will run out sooner? NO WAY! =P

im troubled

2007-09-12T21:53:00.000+08:00

im troubled..im really trouble..wait what shall i blog about..

pardon me..i nid 10 lines to tink

ok..i tink im all set and ready...

argh its so difficult being in a dilemma..

and im not too sure if i told the correct the person or i should have even told
some1 bout somethings in the first place

i jsut keep silent..but that always means im thinking..in deep thought...
deep until when u come up u have to decompress urself those type of deep
if not u will tio nitrogen poisoning those type..

well..sometimes i tink shutting up ur own big fat mouth (not saying anyone here..just saying everyone) helps to a certain extent.. how u see the world in a slower motion

and not to be carried along with the flow of the conversation
but i still dun get how ppl can tink twice before u speak or act

by then things tend to have already moved passed u and u are unable to catch up

eating dust here and there....and only the thought harboured within ur mind
that is true is the one that turns up just like *snaps* that
(cool huh! )

anyway..sometimes u just have to control that thought..maybe
its a -ve thing
maybe its a +ve
im not too sure
i guess this all depends on the person (i find depends a very useful word to answer questions,
esp when a teacher catches u dreaming in the middle of his/her class den u bo bian so just answer depends. when the teacher ask further more then u slowly tink by then u would still have time to spare..SMART RIGHT =P)

anyway..i dun tink i really feel moody today even though A said i was when we were in the canteen..i would have to say i was rather sad bout a few things which i didnt think..(it was just that moment when u just suddenly feel sad for no reason whatsoever...its weird..but u just feel sad...)

anyway..the only SAD part that came along was when i left....and i shall not touch too much on that..kinda wanna keep it a secret or just to myself...maybe lang will understand...

anyway..i tink thats it bah...that was the only thing that kept popping to my mind after i brisked walked home due to time constraint (only to find out i needed to reach home b4 8 and not 7 T_T)

ending off..~ (like i said before..dun worry..its not the end =P more posts to come anyway hahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaha)

the MOMENT always comes and goes

2007-09-11T21:08:00.000+08:00

i dunno if i should do it...
i tink u guys out there should noe.....
if u fail...
means u really fail

its a great risk to take

and i dunno if i have enough courage to do it anymore

i tink ive used most of it up le

ARGH!

anyway..had quite a nice day...morning slept for 1 hour during a few periods HAHA
i shall not leak out whose =P

anyway...the e maths test was rather ok..considering i could do all the questions haha =D

the chinese test was..BWG..lol and it doesnt mean brown work glove..(its just bo wei gong)

well the gong han still ok..as in acceptable..as in accept..yea..that accept..ke yi jie shou

the chang wen shuo duan..can go die bah..so cheem...idiiotz...
heng i still can understand abit
just didnt noe which points to pick out T_T

ended the day by meeting A and L in the library to study..

with pearl, vivian and madelene at the next table ( idunno if i spell ur name correctly madelene =X)

anyway.alafed around...told a few of my signature jokes (i signed as i went on with each joke)

and so..blah blah blah blah blah..went home (at like 6 liddat cos we didnt want to study )

had buble tea...etc etc etc..DEN!

*plays beethoven music* (the one with alot of impact one..forgot whcih one haha )

anyway...I MET AH BANG ZHEN! at his hse below to buy thing to eat (i thought it was to buy things for TIMO lol haha )

anyway..zhen bought ruffles..(forgot the flavour but i know it was like chedah with sour cream or something liddat) i tink it was cheese with sour cream =DD

kinda nice was orangey with colour hahaha =D

den went to zhen's hse..AND! AH BANG DID HIS SUPER PRO DUPER SIAO PS skills!

(not pangseh skills...ah bangs seldom pangseh each other ok?!)

anyway the card turned out quite nice..kinda had a zhenhaostyleinit!
(that reminds me of zhen's blog)

anyway...met TIMO! actually i dun tink he grew much or changed much

like me and zhen didnt change much... but surprisingly!
he was GOING FOR KARATE!

LOL i tink he was at the orange belt ....cool rightz =D and sumore it was the colour of the ruffles
SO QIAOZ! haha actually i just made that one up..popped into my mind

(pop the word reminds me of the popping candy me and DAD got from this arcade machine...
had like a plastic bag full of sweets! TIAN SI NI ARH! )

anyway...he was rather appreciative of our card
the card that was B_ _ _ _ _

haha according to zhen anyway =D

had to go home early due to time constraints..<---some1 please correct me on this word...kinda sotong with it (blur like sotong..if u dun get it )

O YEA! ANY1 WHO WANNA DRINK "SHUI BIAN" PLEASE GO ZHEN'S HSE HELP HIM FINISH he has cartons of it..actually not cartons la..just 1 carton..but thats alot LOL

I TOOK 1 ! AND IT WAS COKE! cokacola cokacolacokacolacokacolacokacolacokacolacokacolacokacolacokacolacokacolacokacolacokacola
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haha ok enough spamming (i hope u got the idea)

and thats it!

and i told cha si lang what was troubling me.THANKS CHA SI LANG! =P

for the weekends

2007-09-09T22:00:00.000+08:00

yoyo~..
didnt feel like blogging yesterday..
so shall blog bout today and yesterday.......

yesterday..

actually..nothing much kinda happen..just that i had a very
very
very
very
very
very
very
very
veryv <------note the mistake..was typing too fast =P
very
very

fantabulous... (fantastic plus fabulous..pro right..i tink i heard it somewhere.kinda cool so i plucked it out like a guitar string)

erm..yea..dinner rocked...=DDD

TODAY! sunday! sundae! sundey! sundeh! sundei! sandae, dey, deh, dei. (cant tink of anymore =P)

anyway..YEA! sunday!..not everyday's a sunday u noe..unless u are super pro such that everyday's a sunday to u =P (maybe u dont get the joke..its fine^^)

spent the day out with A.L ..was lacking C cos i tink he got super sick..like sick..like serious sick..like very very serious sick for few days cant move outta bed sick.....(not really kinda outta bed thing..just exaggerated on that part =P) but not in the wicked sick sense..=P

den we met...apparently i was the only one on time..toured around hougang point for 4-5 rounds before meeting them outside macs... =D

slacked..did chem in macs..chit chat here and there...den ate lunch! HAD SALMON! =DD

was kinda ex though..was like 5 90...tupid place..cost me to ex... T_T

den cos we kinda removed the crosshair on our screens and walked around... (if u dont get it..it means walking around aimlessly)

den settled on going to my house..(luckily mum agreed =D maybe i should invest in persuasive writing)

played around with o2jam and wolfteam! haha..alafed along the way...shant go into the details..just plain 懒惰哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

actually i didnt noe why i did the ha ha ha one..it just so happened that i forgot change back..den found joy it in..so continue to zi high with it =D

until tonight den eat NICE dinner again! at chomp chomp =DDDDDD

now til now...im here posting..=DDDDDD

another riddle to end it off...(to note: the last one i created it myself =P)

what has a head and a tail but no body?

again i plucked it off somewhere..but this time not like a guitar..like a guzheng! =P

Argh~

2007-09-07T20:07:00.001+08:00

yay..its the 4th post
i guess i dun really have much to say.
dun really like to blog about daily activities
but still
if u really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really

want to know.

i shall tell. (now thank me)

woke up earlier than supposed to..around 7 liddat...dunno why also..budden saw the clock
den was 1 hour early
went back sleep
wake up again
ARGH! so fast 1 hour
time really flies when u are in LALAland
i tink there the time 5 mins = infinite hours
anyway

had chem lessons...just went through things..didnt learn much..still OK

choir.. came halfway in the practice den become like sotong (blur like sotong if u dun get it)

had a bit of help from stuart, gavin and marcus..LOL though stuart didnt help much
found out was only eating a little bit of dust (biting the dust)

anyway (oo i realised i like to say anyway)
anyway, met A at compass around 1 45**** (**** circum to changes cos didnt look at clock)

took 87..(bus journey dam long, lucky got WARRIOR and A's dear mp3 =D )

reached lang hse...lamed around a bit...played mario..(quite ok bah..)

went home..didnt pangseh A (im kind..i know..thanks for the claps.i can hear them)

and im here where i am..slacking as usual..posting this post of posts of blog of blogs of computer of computers of internet of internets(kids dont folo this. parental guidance advised) of world of worlds.

AND!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FORGOT TO MENTION!

i got a new bag!..i tink its similar to ah meng's one..

mum bought it for me =D

MASTER HAPPY! (as in master ball those kind of pwnnesss)

=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

smile!

for you're on LC'S BLOG! no cameras..sorry..couldnt include them in the blog
too ex..and dun really have the time =P

a riddle to end it all off (not all actually..got more posts to come)

why did the un-vain person keep staring into the mirror the whole day long?

rmb the person is NOT VAIN! =P

a trip to the pass but a T instead of a S

2007-09-05T23:05:00.000+08:00

a time machine would be good.
maybe just to clear up all of my bad deeds in my childhood times.
i know theres many.

i know that imma jerk.
im not being cruel to myself.
neither am i exaggerating things.
i seek neither pity nor charity.
but thats the fact
i am a jerk.

for those out there who know that.
grats
for u are considered two steps ahead of others.

i know its probably hard to correct the wrongs.
but nevertheless.
blame it on my thinking.
blame it on my foolishness.
u may blame all thats about me.
but leave others out of the way.
for they have no part in my doings.

most of u do not know of what i have done in the past.
but its better not to know.
for i do not wish to recall them either.

those who i may have harmed.
or formed a bad impression of me.

please. reconsider
for i may not be totally changed.
but theres a 60% renewal in my system.
and i really wish to seek out,
a hotel with many rooms in it, empty.
filled with the letters
i
m
p
r
o
v
e
m
e
n
t

u can take this post seriously.
or simply choose to ignore it.

but for what ive said.
is fact
not fiction.
but fact.

and o ya.
my n80 is not passing me.

boredom

2007-08-30T20:48:00.000+08:00

its like when everything crushes down on you,
and when everything else around you doesnt matter any more
then u start to feel..that u have just left the world
as if you have become air molecules,
floating around the air constantly being bombarded by other molecules

but u are staring at urself..your only self in the room...staring at the computer screen...listening
to an emo song..hair standing on ends

dont bother about wad i said...it was just a bunch of crap i wanted to get out of my system...

im not sure what i have to do or what i should do...all things around me just seem to cramp up..

the walls in my room seem to get smaller all the time..squeezing my internals against me..

im just at a lost of what to do..somebody please enlighten me!

NEW ! ~ =D

2007-08-30T20:46:00.000+08:00

newblog...=D yoyo..if ever any1 was to ask me why i created this blog..just say that i was bored k?..lol

FIRST POST!

Confetti please!!!!

Kallang wave please!!!!!

Grats please!!!!!

Shout Hurray!!!!!!